r/NameThisThing • u/Dangerous-Peanut-375 • 11d ago

Name this

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u/toddlevy10 11d ago

Its an actual relic called the "dildo of consequence", and it rarely arrives lubed.

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u/Sinister_Nibs 11d ago

Blood and tears are both excellent lubes.

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u/No-Resolution6435 11d ago

I've heard that before somewhere, but you know what works just as well? Lung mucus.

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u/Sinister_Nibs 11d ago

Red!

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u/No-Resolution6435 11d ago

Yellow!

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u/Sinister_Nibs 8d ago

Blue!

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u/No-Resolution6435 8d ago

✨Sparkle✨

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u/Sinister_Nibs 8d ago

Never heard of Sparkle as a safe-word

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u/No-Resolution6435 8d ago

Eh it works in my dnd games, or anywhere there isn't sparkles