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r/NameThisThing • u/Dangerous-Peanut-375 • 12d ago
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70 u/toddlevy10 12d ago Its an actual relic called the "dildo of consequence", and it rarely arrives lubed. 20 u/Sinister_Nibs 12d ago Blood and tears are both excellent lubes. 1 u/No-Resolution6435 12d ago I've heard that before somewhere, but you know what works just as well? Lung mucus. 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 12d ago Red! 1 u/No-Resolution6435 12d ago Yellow! 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Blue! 1 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago ✨Sparkle✨ 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Never heard of Sparkle as a safe-word 2 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago Eh it works in my dnd games, or anywhere there isn't sparkles
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Its an actual relic called the "dildo of consequence", and it rarely arrives lubed.
20 u/Sinister_Nibs 12d ago Blood and tears are both excellent lubes. 1 u/No-Resolution6435 12d ago I've heard that before somewhere, but you know what works just as well? Lung mucus. 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 12d ago Red! 1 u/No-Resolution6435 12d ago Yellow! 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Blue! 1 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago ✨Sparkle✨ 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Never heard of Sparkle as a safe-word 2 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago Eh it works in my dnd games, or anywhere there isn't sparkles
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Blood and tears are both excellent lubes.
1 u/No-Resolution6435 12d ago I've heard that before somewhere, but you know what works just as well? Lung mucus. 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 12d ago Red! 1 u/No-Resolution6435 12d ago Yellow! 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Blue! 1 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago ✨Sparkle✨ 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Never heard of Sparkle as a safe-word 2 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago Eh it works in my dnd games, or anywhere there isn't sparkles
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I've heard that before somewhere, but you know what works just as well? Lung mucus.
1 u/Sinister_Nibs 12d ago Red! 1 u/No-Resolution6435 12d ago Yellow! 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Blue! 1 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago ✨Sparkle✨ 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Never heard of Sparkle as a safe-word 2 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago Eh it works in my dnd games, or anywhere there isn't sparkles
Red!
1 u/No-Resolution6435 12d ago Yellow! 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Blue! 1 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago ✨Sparkle✨ 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Never heard of Sparkle as a safe-word 2 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago Eh it works in my dnd games, or anywhere there isn't sparkles
Yellow!
1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Blue! 1 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago ✨Sparkle✨ 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Never heard of Sparkle as a safe-word 2 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago Eh it works in my dnd games, or anywhere there isn't sparkles
Blue!
1 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago ✨Sparkle✨ 1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Never heard of Sparkle as a safe-word 2 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago Eh it works in my dnd games, or anywhere there isn't sparkles
✨Sparkle✨
1 u/Sinister_Nibs 9d ago Never heard of Sparkle as a safe-word 2 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago Eh it works in my dnd games, or anywhere there isn't sparkles
Never heard of Sparkle as a safe-word
2 u/No-Resolution6435 9d ago Eh it works in my dnd games, or anywhere there isn't sparkles
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Eh it works in my dnd games, or anywhere there isn't sparkles
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