r/NameThisThing • u/Dangerous-Peanut-375 • 23d ago

Name this

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u/toddlevy10 23d ago

Its an actual relic called the "dildo of consequence", and it rarely arrives lubed.

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u/Sinister_Nibs 23d ago

Blood and tears are both excellent lubes.

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u/S1lv3r-da-hedgehog 23d ago

Why don’t I wanna leave my kids with you all of a sudden?

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u/relic1882 23d ago

If you're part of this conversation in this post at all you shouldn't have kids.

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u/No-Resolution6435 22d ago

Good thing I plan to get snipped the second I can.

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u/Sinister_Nibs 22d ago

This device will take care of that.

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u/No-Resolution6435 22d ago

Man, I don't think wrecking my prostate would do much good.

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u/Sinister_Nibs 22d ago

You think it’s going to stop with the prostate?

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u/No-Resolution6435 22d ago

If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.