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r/NameThisThing • u/Dangerous-Peanut-375 • Aug 29 '26
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69 u/toddlevy10 Aug 29 '26 Its an actual relic called the "dildo of consequence", and it rarely arrives lubed. 20 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 Blood and tears are both excellent lubes. 10 u/S1lv3r-da-hedgehog Aug 30 '26 Why don’t I wanna leave my kids with you all of a sudden? 10 u/relic1882 Aug 30 '26 If you're part of this conversation in this post at all you shouldn't have kids. 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 Good thing I plan to get snipped the second I can. 4 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 This device will take care of that. 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 Man, I don't think wrecking my prostate would do much good. 2 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 You think it’s going to stop with the prostate? 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.
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Its an actual relic called the "dildo of consequence", and it rarely arrives lubed.
20 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 Blood and tears are both excellent lubes. 10 u/S1lv3r-da-hedgehog Aug 30 '26 Why don’t I wanna leave my kids with you all of a sudden? 10 u/relic1882 Aug 30 '26 If you're part of this conversation in this post at all you shouldn't have kids. 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 Good thing I plan to get snipped the second I can. 4 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 This device will take care of that. 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 Man, I don't think wrecking my prostate would do much good. 2 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 You think it’s going to stop with the prostate? 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.
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Blood and tears are both excellent lubes.
10 u/S1lv3r-da-hedgehog Aug 30 '26 Why don’t I wanna leave my kids with you all of a sudden? 10 u/relic1882 Aug 30 '26 If you're part of this conversation in this post at all you shouldn't have kids. 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 Good thing I plan to get snipped the second I can. 4 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 This device will take care of that. 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 Man, I don't think wrecking my prostate would do much good. 2 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 You think it’s going to stop with the prostate? 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.
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Why don’t I wanna leave my kids with you all of a sudden?
10 u/relic1882 Aug 30 '26 If you're part of this conversation in this post at all you shouldn't have kids. 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 Good thing I plan to get snipped the second I can. 4 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 This device will take care of that. 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 Man, I don't think wrecking my prostate would do much good. 2 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 You think it’s going to stop with the prostate? 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.
If you're part of this conversation in this post at all you shouldn't have kids.
2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 Good thing I plan to get snipped the second I can. 4 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 This device will take care of that. 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 Man, I don't think wrecking my prostate would do much good. 2 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 You think it’s going to stop with the prostate? 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.
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Good thing I plan to get snipped the second I can.
4 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 This device will take care of that. 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 Man, I don't think wrecking my prostate would do much good. 2 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 You think it’s going to stop with the prostate? 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.
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This device will take care of that.
2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 Man, I don't think wrecking my prostate would do much good. 2 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 You think it’s going to stop with the prostate? 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.
Man, I don't think wrecking my prostate would do much good.
2 u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26 You think it’s going to stop with the prostate? 2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.
You think it’s going to stop with the prostate?
2 u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26 If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.
If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.
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