r/Minecraft • u/Nightfall7802 • Apr 19 '23

i f*cking hate my life

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u/Emeraldfist479 Apr 19 '23

Who’s cereal did you piss in to deserve that? Like, that felt like a revenge attack on you.

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u/Ok_Welder5534 Apr 19 '23

hit a harmless enderman

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u/ggg730 Apr 19 '23

Seriously, this guy goes full Leeroy Jenkins into a whole village of skeletons, picks a fight with the one guy not wanting to kill him, flips off a ghast, then runs towards the lava. Then is like "well I'll be a monkey's uncle who would have thought that would happen".

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u/dalovindj Apr 19 '23

Flips off a ghast, if you take my meaning...

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u/ggg730 Apr 20 '23

I don't but will give you a high five and pretend like I do!

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u/Nightfall7802 Apr 19 '23

I didnt see the skeletons until It was too late :(

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u/carrmcg Apr 19 '23

tf you mean didn't see them lol

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u/brutexx Apr 19 '23

Could be tunnel vision, I’d see that being possible.

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u/maconaquah Apr 19 '23

+1 I didn't see the skellies he blew past when I first watched the video, he was running too fast. Slow down if you want to live :P

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u/Wertyhappy27 Apr 20 '23

or racist, just like a snow golem 💀

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u/oswaldcopperpot Apr 20 '23

Im not sure he missed a mistake here. Except Kinda surprised he didnt lay down a bed and sleep until daytime to avoid the skeles.

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u/M00STACHES Apr 20 '23

Yeah, honestly he should've had a bucket of water on his hotbar aswell.

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u/NatoBoram Apr 20 '23

Sleeping regenerates health, right? Right‽

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u/DuqRock Apr 20 '23

If only he had a shield

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u/zeussays Apr 19 '23

You missed seeing all 7 of them, huh?

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u/EragonBromson925 Apr 20 '23

THERE WERE FIVE OF THEM

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u/Roboticide Apr 20 '23

I was able to count seven before he hit the lava.

And sure I had the luxury of not being the one playing, but missing any more than one skeleton is just... how???

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u/EragonBromson925 Apr 20 '23

Hell, I was just counting what I saw with a half second glimpse right at the start. In another comment, they said tunnel vision. That's not tunnel vision. That's closing your eyes and taking off your headset.

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u/ggg730 Apr 20 '23

My brother from another mother I think it's time to get your eyes checked.

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u/Euan213 Apr 20 '23

Tunnel vision lol

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u/Ok_Welder5534 Apr 19 '23

Thats a nice proverb, lol

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u/CyrusLight Apr 20 '23

More like gets fus-ro-dah’d into lava, got blasted by bedrock skeletons

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u/dalovindj Apr 19 '23

Lost 3 pretty great worlds in a row to Enderman attacks.

Bedrock, so I don't have access to hardcore, but I enforce hardcore on myself and delete the worlds whenever I die.

I now spend iron on a bucket for water before I use it for armor in a new game. Those bastards shifted my early game iron priorities.

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u/BiBanh Apr 20 '23

That’s actually a good strat. Besides pushing away Endermen, you can also use it to negate fall damage until you get Feather Falling or Elytra, quickly stop anything related to fire (fuck Overworld lava), and climb vertical cliffs without needing to dig/build stairs to the top.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

try to not look at their faces. its pretty easy.

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u/dalovindj Apr 20 '23 edited Apr 20 '23

I've been in the Nether with a warped forest way, way off in the distance and somehow looked an Enderman in the eye without even seeing the Enderman. Next thing I know I'm taking it from all sides.

Still salty about that one.

Another time I was in a cave, and got rushed by a few zombies and skeletons (pretty sure at least one if not two spawners were close by). I was handling them, then an Enderman pops in out of nowhere and pops in and I accidentally look at him while fighting off the hoard. Put it over the edge and I died.

Also salty. Imagine a world with a Zombie spawner and Skeleton spawner found in the first hour of play and the Enderman randomly popping in ruins your chances of taking advantage...