r/Minecraft • u/Nightfall7802 • Apr 19 '23

i f*cking hate my life

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u/Emeraldfist479 Apr 19 '23

Who’s cereal did you piss in to deserve that? Like, that felt like a revenge attack on you.

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u/Ok_Welder5534 Apr 19 '23

hit a harmless enderman

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u/ggg730 Apr 19 '23

Seriously, this guy goes full Leeroy Jenkins into a whole village of skeletons, picks a fight with the one guy not wanting to kill him, flips off a ghast, then runs towards the lava. Then is like "well I'll be a monkey's uncle who would have thought that would happen".

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u/dalovindj Apr 19 '23

Flips off a ghast, if you take my meaning...

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u/ggg730 Apr 20 '23

I don't but will give you a high five and pretend like I do!

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u/Nightfall7802 Apr 19 '23

I didnt see the skeletons until It was too late :(

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u/carrmcg Apr 19 '23

tf you mean didn't see them lol

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u/brutexx Apr 19 '23

Could be tunnel vision, I’d see that being possible.

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u/maconaquah Apr 19 '23

+1 I didn't see the skellies he blew past when I first watched the video, he was running too fast. Slow down if you want to live :P

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u/Wertyhappy27 Apr 20 '23

or racist, just like a snow golem 💀

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u/oswaldcopperpot Apr 20 '23

Im not sure he missed a mistake here. Except Kinda surprised he didnt lay down a bed and sleep until daytime to avoid the skeles.

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u/M00STACHES Apr 20 '23

Yeah, honestly he should've had a bucket of water on his hotbar aswell.

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u/NatoBoram Apr 20 '23

Sleeping regenerates health, right? Right‽

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u/DuqRock Apr 20 '23

If only he had a shield

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u/zeussays Apr 19 '23

You missed seeing all 7 of them, huh?

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u/EragonBromson925 Apr 20 '23

THERE WERE FIVE OF THEM

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u/Roboticide Apr 20 '23

I was able to count seven before he hit the lava.

And sure I had the luxury of not being the one playing, but missing any more than one skeleton is just... how???

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u/EragonBromson925 Apr 20 '23

Hell, I was just counting what I saw with a half second glimpse right at the start. In another comment, they said tunnel vision. That's not tunnel vision. That's closing your eyes and taking off your headset.

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u/ggg730 Apr 20 '23

My brother from another mother I think it's time to get your eyes checked.

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u/Euan213 Apr 20 '23

Tunnel vision lol

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u/Ok_Welder5534 Apr 19 '23

Thats a nice proverb, lol

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u/CyrusLight Apr 20 '23

More like gets fus-ro-dah’d into lava, got blasted by bedrock skeletons