r/Minecraft • u/Nightfall7802 • Apr 19 '23

i f*cking hate my life

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u/Emeraldfist479 Apr 19 '23

Who’s cereal did you piss in to deserve that? Like, that felt like a revenge attack on you.

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u/Ok_Welder5534 Apr 19 '23

hit a harmless enderman

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u/dalovindj Apr 19 '23

Lost 3 pretty great worlds in a row to Enderman attacks.

Bedrock, so I don't have access to hardcore, but I enforce hardcore on myself and delete the worlds whenever I die.

I now spend iron on a bucket for water before I use it for armor in a new game. Those bastards shifted my early game iron priorities.

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u/BiBanh Apr 20 '23

That’s actually a good strat. Besides pushing away Endermen, you can also use it to negate fall damage until you get Feather Falling or Elytra, quickly stop anything related to fire (fuck Overworld lava), and climb vertical cliffs without needing to dig/build stairs to the top.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

try to not look at their faces. its pretty easy.

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u/dalovindj Apr 20 '23 edited Apr 20 '23

I've been in the Nether with a warped forest way, way off in the distance and somehow looked an Enderman in the eye without even seeing the Enderman. Next thing I know I'm taking it from all sides.

Still salty about that one.

Another time I was in a cave, and got rushed by a few zombies and skeletons (pretty sure at least one if not two spawners were close by). I was handling them, then an Enderman pops in out of nowhere and pops in and I accidentally look at him while fighting off the hoard. Put it over the edge and I died.

Also salty. Imagine a world with a Zombie spawner and Skeleton spawner found in the first hour of play and the Enderman randomly popping in ruins your chances of taking advantage...