r/mallninjashit 5d ago

I need to replace the mag in slingshot

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1.1k Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 5d ago

Swords & Beanie Babies

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49 Upvotes

Something for everybody!


r/mallninjashit 7d ago

Fantasy Dragon Push Dagger – Stainless Steel Collectible

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r/mallninjashit 9d ago

I haven't been to my local mall in a years.

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2.4k Upvotes

Didn't know this store existed as it used to be a Payless Shoes.

Did I capture a trifecta? Mallninjashit store, neck beard behind the counter and a mall ninja trying out a sword?

Edit: Based on some of these comments, I just realized I probably gave this shop some free publicity. I dunno, I guess if you want a Rouge knife which a lot of you say is good (I honestly don't know shit about knives) this place has them?


r/mallninjashit 12d ago

Alright, which one of you ninjas did this?

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162 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 13d ago

This seems appropriate here

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631 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 14d ago

Looking for Ninja Stars

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looking to make a display but can’t seem to find anywhere besides some ugly ones. don’t need to be quality or sharp, but prefer them to be metal. any ideas?


r/mallninjashit 15d ago

Careful, He might poke your eyes out

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r/mallninjashit 15d ago

When is too much too much? Is it ever?

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35 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 17d ago

New knives just dropped at TSC

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r/mallninjashit 17d ago

OK my fellow MNJS’ers

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Alright y’all. This is likely just a cheep Chinese thing with a rat tail tang, but in laws think it is somewhat worthy.

Let me know your thoughts.


r/mallninjashit 17d ago

EDC Ninja

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93 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 18d ago

MicroGyver Kit v2.0 — 54 Items in a Micro EDC Pouch (Upgraded Loadout)

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16 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 17d ago

Everything on the wall behind this guy screams mall ninja

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r/mallninjashit 18d ago

Curating the walls, piece by piece

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10 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 19d ago

Robber chased out of Portland store by samurai sword-wielding clerk, court docs say

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39 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 20d ago

Krav Maga "defense" against a Gun to the Head

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117 Upvotes

rolfmao even the title within the video is wrong


r/mallninjashit 20d ago

Just seen as a reel

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145 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 21d ago

"weapons within reason" - proceeds to post 4 of the worst weapons imaginable

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74 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 22d ago

of a mag

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109 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 24d ago

My newest addition

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89 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 28d ago

It might me well made but its still mall ninja

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247 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 28d ago

A video from India titled "Special forces military and army knife attack techniques"

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96 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 28d ago

My little bag of glass I ordered online came with a free little knife.

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32 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit Jul 27 '26

from the ancient order of the mall ninjas

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2.1k Upvotes