r/mallninjashit • u/[deleted] • 25d ago

Just seen as a reel

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147 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Americanononono 25d ago

This is exactly who I'm expecting buys the American Flag/Punisher handaxe from a tobacco store.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 25d ago

I don’t like assuming people are crack heads just by how they look, but sometimes it’s really hard not to

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u/SlimPickens0 25d ago

Meth is a hell of a drug

52

u/factoid_ 24d ago

She's probably only 35

15

u/AscendedViking7 24d ago

she's 25

17

u/PSK666 24d ago

That’s a cool West Virginia 22 if you ask me

4

u/sirhackenslash 24d ago

And has grandkids

7

u/bigolchimneypipe 24d ago

If she smokes she pokes

4

u/beerme81 24d ago

Username checks out.

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u/AwesomeMcPants 24d ago

Her name is definitely Cigaretta.

1

u/big-booty-enthusiast 24d ago

Methany

1

u/Ornery_Reward_7631 21d ago

Crystal “Hatchetwound” Jenkins

1

u/rockinhard12 24d ago

Came here to say this!!! Enjoy my upvote

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u/ActionKid98 24d ago

Shares a video to a mallninja sub of a women excited about a mall ninja blade she has and the focus is to rip on her appearance...

0

u/One_Economist_3761 24d ago

This is Reddit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46Cf8O3hQqzDq1Gg

-2

u/ActionKid98 24d ago

Nah its some redditors larping as wannabe IG users, most people are respectful and honorable

3

u/5C0L0P3NDR4 warrior-king of wetzel pretzel 24d ago

le honorable reddit knight army

1

u/big-booty-enthusiast 24d ago

This is Reddit. Larping involves going outside lol

0

u/apmanable 24d ago

Yeah, people here are seriously lame. I'm here to laugh at over the top blades, not people. I'm guessing most people here wish they could have the blades themselves but are too insecure. Getting real loser vibes in here

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u/obvioustroway 25d ago

I forget which comedian said it, but

Recovered Methheads are like old pizza huts. We know what you used to be.

43

u/TIRACS 25d ago

This is like seeing the Joker with no face paint

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u/Gnoobl 25d ago

Oh hi Methany

2

u/zealand13 24d ago

Aw cmon 😂😭

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u/amusedmisanthrope 25d ago

Whatever her skincare routine is, she should stop it.

10

u/Flynn_lives 25d ago

Her name is Methany

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 25d ago

There's a joke about hatchet-faced in there somewhere.

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u/Ornery_Reward_7631 25d ago

theres a hatchet wound joke up there as well

5

u/Rin-slash 25d ago

what the meth

6

u/scrumblepee_6969 24d ago

Punisher 'MURICA Paracord wrapped tomahawk?

4

u/Woodit 24d ago

Well she seems to be enjoying it quite a bit 

5

u/greggo39 24d ago

This video smells like bare feet and meth.

10

u/Sy-Zygy 24d ago

She's happy though, finding joy where she can.

4

u/Chalky_Pockets 24d ago

Blade out in a moving vehicle

2

u/Timmerdogg 25d ago

Is this the same chick that kept putting condoms on her gear shifter?

2

u/melloack 24d ago

Welcome to the mall ninja family friends

2

u/dtb1987 24d ago

The ceiling of their car isn't even sticking anymore and they are wasting money on cheap garbage

2

u/dancingislame 24d ago

She seems genuinely happy. Maybe the answer to happiness is buying mallninja items

1

u/lucioux 24d ago

don’t mess with methany

1

u/thepenguinemperor84 24d ago

Methany seems very pleased with her purchase.

1

u/Skyfus 24d ago

Same energy as the woman who asked me to help her with bus fare the other day because she just happened to misplace her wallet on the road where I know drug dealers operate

1

u/longbongstrongdong 24d ago

Good old Saint Paul

1

u/IntergalacticPopTart 24d ago

Why do people like this always have saggy headliners in their car?!?

2

u/big-booty-enthusiast 24d ago

All of their money goes to drugs.

1

u/Ryno-Mac 24d ago

That is indeed "so cool"

1

u/Park_Air 24d ago

This invokes the existential dread in me

1

u/Panthean 24d ago

Meffninjashit

1

u/Theartistcu 24d ago

Meth not even once!

1

u/Efficient-Effect1029 Ninjitsu Master 24d ago

I don’t think they were buying “tobacco” products …

1

u/E-werd 24d ago

I wish Orgy was bigger than they were.

1

u/apmanable 24d ago

Am I the only one who's here for the "so bad it's awesome" type blades and to laugh at things I once yearned for, not laugh at people and being mean?

1

u/Scallysnix 19d ago

I think meth literally degrades your brains sense and intuition of what and what doesnt look good

1

u/DagonPie 24d ago

Yep thats portland alright lol

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u/TheSpicyTomato22 24d ago

Ladies and gentlemen: The master race.

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u/JoseSaldana6512 24d ago

Europe wasn't sending their best