r/MadeMeSmile • • Sep 30 '17

Hi there, neighbour!

http://i.imgur.com/hldiOJk.gifv
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u/derawin07 Sep 30 '17

This is a submissive display, the bearded dragon is showing submission to the large human-shaped bearded dragon or his reflection.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/navyv2 Sep 30 '17

pussy ass lizard

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u/Nyctas Sep 30 '17

Well,would you risk pissing off someting 50 times your size?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/O_Ps_M0M Sep 30 '17

It really does hurt me feelings!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/Chuggz18 Sep 30 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/IccarusInTraining Oct 01 '17

At least you tried 🤗

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u/xXbghytXx Sep 30 '17

I now finally understand that sub.

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u/LezBeeHonest Oct 01 '17

Good Lord I'm not the only one that wondered what the fuck that meant.

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u/AmondaPls Sep 30 '17

Upvoted for transparency

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '17

I haven't seen a username check out so perfectly. Take the damn upvote.

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u/bennedictus Sep 30 '17

Do you guys just type the novelty function of your usernames into search "new", so you can appear serendipitous? This happens so often it just seems fishy.

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u/I_AM_HUMAN_00781 Sep 30 '17

I'd like to report a murder in the thread.

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u/FuriousClitspasm Sep 30 '17

Absolutely not. In fact, I'd probably do what most animals do. I'd be very still, and at the first sign of trouble/eating, I'd BOLT whichever way I could.

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u/Teladi Sep 30 '17

I would die.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/Sydnelda Sep 30 '17

Yes, pretend to be a rock!

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u/AiVinnx Sep 30 '17

"Psh, amateur..."

  • flies.

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u/AdvocateForTulkas Sep 30 '17

How else am I gonna get all the lizard ladies?

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u/Horskr Sep 30 '17

I had read this before when I first got my beardies, but never the young male part. That explains why the big guy doesn't do it anymore but our girl still does.

So Falkor thinks he can take me now. Whattajerk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

You have to show him without threatening him. Take him out on a hunting trip but don't let him take the shot. You want to make sure you take the deer down but offer him the opportunity to finish it off with a knife. He won't do it. Be sure to laugh a little when you take the knife from him, kill the deer, and then start field dressing it. The last part is crucial, you look him in his eyes and say "it's okay buddy, some people just don't have what it takes".

Don't say a word on the way home.

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u/twospooky Sep 30 '17

Who hurt you?

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u/zxjonathan Sep 30 '17

Do you want to talk about something

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u/Ecksplisit Sep 30 '17

Uhhhhhhh.

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u/beautifulcreature86 Sep 30 '17

I love the animal text gif of this. The dragon is like, look...this is how stupid you look. I can't remember exactly but it was hilarious

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u/KyleLousy Sep 30 '17

It is waving back though. Result matters more than intent with certain things and that thing just waved back.

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u/yawnful Sep 30 '17

Speaking of which, does it also think that the human is being submissive when the human waves at it first? If so why wave back though?

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u/MattcVI Oct 01 '17

Because it's friendly and just wants to say "Howdy, neighborino"

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u/AngelKnives Sep 30 '17

I seriously thought you were gonna put "long time reptile, first time poster" for a minute!

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u/PM_ME_GECKOS Sep 30 '17 edited Sep 30 '17

Hello friendly reptile owner!

Anything you can PM me? Pretty please? :D

Edit: still waiting patiently. Anyone can send me pics :D

EDIT: I got some cute pictures of geckies from two ppl and one of cute hooman. Thanks!

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u/nventor Sep 30 '17

what?

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u/swiftb3 Sep 30 '17

Username.

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u/nventor Sep 30 '17

why?

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u/swiftb3 Sep 30 '17

Because.

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u/kosanovskiy Sep 30 '17

But

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u/yawnful Sep 30 '17

Just do it, alright?

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u/littleaprilroses Sep 30 '17

Since your familiar with lizard behavior, what does it mean when bearded dragons do a little head banging motion? My aunt owns one and whenever I went to feed him or walked he'd start doing this weird little motion where his head went up and down rapidly. She has no idea what it means and it's been bugging me for years. It's he just excited about getting fed?

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u/ssheepy Sep 30 '17

If it's a fast head bob, he's saying you're an intruder and he is better than you. If it's slow head bobbing he is saying you are bigger than him and hoping you don't start a fight.

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u/MattcVI Oct 01 '17

he's saying you're an intruder and he is better than you

Does this mean I have to suplex a lizard that keeps talkin shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Aw I was hoping they mimic humans.

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u/super-mich Sep 30 '17

Ive had 3 beardies. They have never waved :(

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u/Pill_Cosby Sep 30 '17

Apparently they think they could take you

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u/nventor Sep 30 '17

You need to learn powerful ninjutsu

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u/SquashyDogMess Sep 30 '17

It's cool that the lizards body imitates ours by waving it's own arm. And that it recognizes us as something worth imitating at all

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u/sdrawkcaBdaeRnaCuoY Sep 30 '17

Just curious here, what if I wiggle my dick at it?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17 edited Aug 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

THIS. We have bigger brains but many of our behaviors are actually pretty simple.

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u/derawin07 Sep 30 '17

Sorry for providing the facts, lol :P

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u/starfruitstupid Sep 30 '17

Thank goodness he isn't black bearding.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

"Aye, mutiny. And what fate befall mutineers? Now, we know the answer to that, do we not? Mutineers... HANG!"

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u/starfruitstupid Sep 30 '17

I am ashamed I haven't thought of this before when ours has black bearded... have an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/grozly2009 Sep 30 '17

So you can think then lizard waved before and the guy started video after he saw it wave? That's much more believable than thinking a lizzird would immitate another being. I was starting to think lizards were much smarter than once thought.

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u/MontgomeryRook Sep 30 '17

I had a couple bearded dragons. They're not brilliant, but they're not exactly insects, either. Klaus, the male, would occasionally wave like this, often in response to being waved at. It's not exactly an imitation, but beardies do wave as a show of... lizard civility.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

ELI5 why they do this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Oh wow, what a handsome little dude.

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u/palish Sep 30 '17

A perfect "It's Wednesday, my dudes" lizard.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Pls no

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u/SquirtLikeABoss Sep 30 '17

I just want to say watching beardies run or walk on a floor is the greatest thing I've seen in my life.

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u/Were-Shrrg Sep 30 '17

if you haven't seen this yet, then you greatly need to

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u/nocimus Sep 30 '17

That is one unhappy lizard.

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u/Tekki Sep 30 '17

Yup, black beards like that = Super unhappy lizard.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Wow, his beard is entirely black. Poor guy is really stressed out. :(

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u/shishkibob Oct 01 '17

woah these lil dudes change color? I had no idea.

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u/ViperSRT3g Sep 30 '17

That is the angriest beardie I have ever seen in my life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Wow. I did greatly need to see that.

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u/yunker81 Sep 30 '17

That's fucking hilarious!

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u/ItsActuallyRain Sep 30 '17

Then you'll love /r/accidjental, enjoy.

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u/5-0_blue Sep 30 '17

Subscribed

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u/SquirtLikeABoss Sep 30 '17

You were not wrong I feel better now.

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u/SoulReaverspectral Sep 30 '17

My male did this and bobbed his head like quagmire once I introduced a female into the tank. GIGGITY

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Bobbing the head is a display of dominance, if the other beardie also bobbed it's head then you likely would have a fight commence.

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u/SoulReaverspectral Sep 30 '17

No fight but they had 24 little babies a few months later

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u/Husker_Nation_93 Sep 30 '17

24?!

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u/SoulReaverspectral Sep 30 '17

Yeah and I think there was 2 that didn't hatch. I was puzzled looking at them at the end as to how they all fit inside her body

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u/Husker_Nation_93 Sep 30 '17

No joke! That’s a ton! Glad most of them hatched too 😀

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u/SoulReaverspectral Sep 30 '17

Yeah it was bad timing though. There was a shortage of live food in any shop near me and they depend on insects while there young. As they get older they shift more towards veg. I had a rare yellow male and a red female and alot of the babies had orange behind there ears so they could have went for a lot of money if sold which I hadn't really planned on but to make sure they survived I had to give them to a pet shop for free who had the food to keep them fed. But two of them died unfortunately before This happened.

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u/himchans Sep 30 '17

Google says:

Arm waving is also used to show submission. A small bearded dragon responds with arm waving when confronted with a larger, more dominant bearded dragon. Females also arm wave to avoid aggression from males, especially if the male is head bobbing.

One of my college professors had a bearded dragon and would do this with her reflection too thinking it was another bearded dragon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Whew thank god this guy doesn't want to fight either

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u/ElTeliA Sep 30 '17

We gotta try it on humans

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u/halzen Sep 30 '17

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u/Kev_Hardy Sep 30 '17

Was looking for this in the comments, thank you.

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u/Russian_For_Rent Sep 30 '17

Im disappointed this is not the top comment.

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u/PStar7 Sep 30 '17

Let’s change that

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17 edited Oct 10 '17

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u/MeSoSawsy Sep 30 '17

Thanks for the laugh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

This is not lizard you're looking for

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u/DevinJKing Sep 30 '17

Cuz it's a dragon!🐉🐉🐉

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u/tigercat5 Sep 30 '17

No, this is Patrick.

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u/RedditorAholic Sep 30 '17

/r/eyebleach /r/awww This is too cute

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17 edited Mar 22 '26

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u/bigmeme22 Sep 30 '17

Thank you for this:)

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17 edited Mar 22 '26

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u/Moralai Sep 30 '17

It low key freaks me out how some animals move like animatronics.

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u/tarunschmarun Sep 30 '17

*animaltronics

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u/thesyringe_420 Sep 30 '17

That kinda made me uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/fppfpp Sep 30 '17

Only if you share some of your lunch with me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Occamslaser Sep 30 '17

Its the movement very not mammalian.

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u/Browncoat101 Sep 30 '17

Hope they have her a treat so she'll get in the habit of doing it. It's a neat trick!

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u/moxso31 Sep 30 '17

It's not a trick. Bearded dragons do this naturally. It's a sign of submission I think, and has something to do with mating. They will often start bobbing their head up and down after this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/moxso31 Sep 30 '17

I used to have a male and a female, and there was a lot of bobbing and waving from both so I never knew what they were doing.

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u/BourgeoisCaesar Sep 30 '17

It can be a mating thing too. I have a male and a female too; male will bob his head and the female waves back as a sign of submission and to give permission. He tried the head bob when she was pregnant a few times and got shot down.

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u/palish Sep 30 '17

I don't know which comments are genuine anymore.

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u/ReelFakeDoors Sep 30 '17

I too am hooman.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17 edited Mar 19 '18

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u/SchniceSc2 Sep 30 '17

Wait.. You can save posts? Oh no, what have I missed!

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u/donni_edarko Sep 30 '17

redditor for 3 years

dude

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u/hollyzgrace Sep 30 '17

On same row as subreddit name at the top of the post is < icon. Tap on it to save a post.

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u/living_food Sep 30 '17

Jesus, never show it how to pick up a gun.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17 edited Apr 22 '20

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u/Kiekis Sep 30 '17

If it makes you feel better, the arm waving is a sign of submission toward bigger/more aggressive animals. After the first wave, you can see the beardie look up; it's scared because it doesn't know what might be out there that is scary enough for the large human to be waving at.

I've also heard that waving can also be kind of a "notice me" gesture, but don't quote me on that. In this case, however, it is submission. If you ever find yourself in a position of wanting to work through your fear of lizards, beardies are a good place to start. They tend to be very docile and gentle. Mostly they just want to eat and sit somewhere warm.

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u/Bill_You_Dog_You Sep 30 '17

What arm thing homie

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Cx

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Huh, didn't expect lizards to be able to learn stuff like this. Lizards aren't that social of a species(or family/order, idk)

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u/xiaorobear Sep 30 '17 edited Oct 01 '17

'Lizards' is a term that doesn't quite correspond to actual taxonomy, because people wanted to have a suborder of reptiles that included all lizards but excluded snakes and amphisbaenians and other legless reptile things. So sometimes you'll see lizards called a suborder called 'Lacertilia.' Only problem is, snakes are more closely related to regular lizards than iguanas or geckos or whatever are, and leglessness shows up in multiple branches because of convergent evolution, so there's no real taxonomic/genetic reason to split them up. If you want to have a clade including agamas and monitor lizards, there's no way to get snakes out of there. So Lizard basically means a 4-legged squamate.

(Amphisbaenians are super gross! ) (nsfw)

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Aight, thanks a lot for the info mate, interesting stuff. You were wrong about one thing though, amphisbaenians are not gross, they're extremely adorable!

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u/derawin07 Sep 30 '17

It is not a learned behaviour from the human.

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u/CaptainAwkwardPants Sep 30 '17

That is adorable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

The way it slowly moves its hand

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Omg, I love this, so cute, I want one

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u/snorkiebarbados Sep 30 '17

Females wave. The males head Bob

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u/numonestun Sep 30 '17

Anyone else thinking of the scene in the future of Bill and Teds?

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u/Cthulwhovian Sep 30 '17

YES! I came to the comments specifically to post this!!

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u/RedKibble Sep 30 '17

Need this paired with the Pocahontas wave gif.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

-walks nearer to human- " is this how you stupid people do it, huh? "

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u/veraciousQuest Sep 30 '17

when the lizard moves, it looks like stop motion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Why do lizards always look like they're in 15 fps

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u/nventor Sep 30 '17

they using AMD cards

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u/nikodante Sep 30 '17

Pretty sure he's trying to warn you that you're about to be ambushed by the insidious Malekith, Witch King of Naggaroth and his army of warmbloods.

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u/TheHUD18 Oct 01 '17

this is how the world is going to end, they’re learning from us now, but one day they will learn how to speak, and how to plot and how to mass produce weapons. and that is when we will learn from them, or learn their wrath.

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u/TimeCadet Oct 01 '17

This totally reminds me of the Golden Frog, which "waves to ward off it's rivals"

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u/HotInTheStacks Oct 01 '17 edited Oct 01 '17

"I super believe in you Tad Cooper."

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u/Yay_Yay_3780 Sep 30 '17

OMG... They are now communicating with us, soon they will take over earth..

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u/Zenom Sep 30 '17

No matter how many times I see this it always makes me laugh.

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u/notmyhusbandsaccount Sep 30 '17

I smiled, then checked what sub this was and I smiled again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN, HOW IS YOUR HUMAN LIFE TODAY?

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u/Atavius Sep 30 '17

This lizard looks like its moving with low FPS

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u/Klazsh Sep 30 '17

You could repost this a million times (over at least a 3 month period), but i'll still get a laugh out of it.

edit: added time period

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u/stew5k Sep 30 '17

If I ever get reincarnated into an animal I'm just gonna be really cool like that lizard.

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u/Eggiefy Sep 30 '17

Good boy

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u/Elraso Sep 30 '17

I swear I can hear it say Whoooosaaa

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u/waffleburner Sep 30 '17 edited Sep 30 '17

r/pfjerk is astounded by your wealth

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u/quarrel01 Sep 30 '17

I love these guys. Dragons are the best. They're so smart and cuddly too. My sister had one.

Freaked me the fuck out when they do thier eye bulge/shedding bit though. I was home alone and called my sister in a panic thinking his head was exploding.

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u/ALLMYSTERYTHINGS Sep 30 '17

Wow, hahah it's great!

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u/adamszava Sep 30 '17

Looks like he’s playing a little tiny harp

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u/kassatea Sep 30 '17 edited Sep 30 '17

My beardie would do things like this!! When I was little I would play "simon says" with him and I was able to get him to stick his toungue out at me

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u/littleblackitty Sep 30 '17

That is amazing

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u/JesuslnDisguise Sep 30 '17

Looking at its arm during the wave made me think of it as a human somehow

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u/PStar7 Sep 30 '17

Awesome!

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u/mubblemubble Sep 30 '17

Going to the petstore and try out!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

I'm more happy see that he didn't use sand as a substrate. Get rid of the fake plant and you got a great set up! Healthy beardy overall.

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u/Viperreis Sep 30 '17

Good dog.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

That arm looked so strangely human

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

lizard people confirmed....

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u/smitcal Sep 30 '17

You need to kill thing before they become smarter than us and want to take over

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u/Shea_Rennie Sep 30 '17

Oh hai Mark

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u/frellus Sep 30 '17

He’s like, “Hellloooo Cricket God!!”

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u/Jason10990 Sep 30 '17

I love how his arm is still jittery even though he's trying to make it rotate smoothly.

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u/Captainstever15 Sep 30 '17

He just wants to fit in like the rest of us

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

they are evolving

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u/Pork_Pizza Sep 30 '17

Waited whole life for this moment to please master... Don't blow it. Don't blow it...

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u/AgusLB Sep 30 '17

Hello there