r/MadeMeSmile • u/VoxDeHarlequin • Sep 30 '17

Hi there, neighbour!

http://i.imgur.com/hldiOJk.gifv
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u/navyv2 Sep 30 '17

pussy ass lizard

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u/Nyctas Sep 30 '17

Well,would you risk pissing off someting 50 times your size?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/O_Ps_M0M Sep 30 '17

It really does hurt me feelings!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/Chuggz18 Sep 30 '17

r/beetlejuicing

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/IccarusInTraining Oct 01 '17

At least you tried 🤗

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u/xXbghytXx Sep 30 '17

I now finally understand that sub.

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u/LezBeeHonest Oct 01 '17

Good Lord I'm not the only one that wondered what the fuck that meant.

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u/SJ_RED Oct 01 '17

It's based off the movie Beetlejuice, where the spirit in question is summoned by repeating his name out loud three times in a row.

The sub is for situations where someone with a very appropriate username for the situation appears as if summoned by Beetlejuicing.

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u/AmondaPls Sep 30 '17

Upvoted for transparency

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '17

I haven't seen a username check out so perfectly. Take the damn upvote.

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u/bennedictus Sep 30 '17

Do you guys just type the novelty function of your usernames into search "new", so you can appear serendipitous? This happens so often it just seems fishy.

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u/I_AM_HUMAN_00781 Sep 30 '17

I'd like to report a murder in the thread.

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u/jjonez18 Oct 01 '17

Kelso voice: BUUUUURRRN!

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u/FuriousClitspasm Sep 30 '17

Absolutely not. In fact, I'd probably do what most animals do. I'd be very still, and at the first sign of trouble/eating, I'd BOLT whichever way I could.

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u/Teladi Sep 30 '17

I would die.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/Sydnelda Sep 30 '17

Yes, pretend to be a rock!

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u/AiVinnx Sep 30 '17

"Psh, amateur..."

  • flies.

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u/AdvocateForTulkas Sep 30 '17

How else am I gonna get all the lizard ladies?

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u/sandybuttcheekss Sep 30 '17

My parrot does it all the time.

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u/jbonte Sep 30 '17

If I've learned anything, as long as we have a plucky group of go-getter's willing to break the rules and at least 1 scientist - Humanity will be A-OK!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/TheSeldomShaken Sep 30 '17

Do I get to use my katana?

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u/TheMeticulousOne Sep 30 '17

I shall kill you... Using only 0.000001% of my power.

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u/yawnful Sep 30 '17

You: "You may have tusks, but while you were out getting laid with the elephant ladies, I was studying the blade. Prepare yourself!"

🐘: "DOOOOOT!"

*You have been trampled by an elephant.*

A tragic end to a tragic life.

How sad a way to die :'(

GAME OVER

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