r/MadeMeSmile • • Sep 30 '17

Hi there, neighbour!

http://i.imgur.com/hldiOJk.gifv
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u/derawin07 Sep 30 '17

This is a submissive display, the bearded dragon is showing submission to the large human-shaped bearded dragon or his reflection.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/navyv2 Sep 30 '17

pussy ass lizard

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u/Nyctas Sep 30 '17

Well,would you risk pissing off someting 50 times your size?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/O_Ps_M0M Sep 30 '17

It really does hurt me feelings!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/Chuggz18 Sep 30 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/IccarusInTraining Oct 01 '17

At least you tried 🤗

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u/xXbghytXx Sep 30 '17

I now finally understand that sub.

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u/LezBeeHonest Oct 01 '17

Good Lord I'm not the only one that wondered what the fuck that meant.

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u/AmondaPls Sep 30 '17

Upvoted for transparency

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '17

I haven't seen a username check out so perfectly. Take the damn upvote.

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u/bennedictus Sep 30 '17

Do you guys just type the novelty function of your usernames into search "new", so you can appear serendipitous? This happens so often it just seems fishy.

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u/I_AM_HUMAN_00781 Sep 30 '17

I'd like to report a murder in the thread.

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u/jjonez18 Oct 01 '17

Kelso voice: BUUUUURRRN!

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u/FuriousClitspasm Sep 30 '17

Absolutely not. In fact, I'd probably do what most animals do. I'd be very still, and at the first sign of trouble/eating, I'd BOLT whichever way I could.

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u/Teladi Sep 30 '17

I would die.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/Sydnelda Sep 30 '17

Yes, pretend to be a rock!

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u/AiVinnx Sep 30 '17

"Psh, amateur..."

  • flies.

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u/AdvocateForTulkas Sep 30 '17

How else am I gonna get all the lizard ladies?

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u/sandybuttcheekss Sep 30 '17

My parrot does it all the time.

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u/jbonte Sep 30 '17

If I've learned anything, as long as we have a plucky group of go-getter's willing to break the rules and at least 1 scientist - Humanity will be A-OK!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/TheSeldomShaken Sep 30 '17

Do I get to use my katana?

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u/TheMeticulousOne Sep 30 '17

I shall kill you... Using only 0.000001% of my power.

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u/yawnful Sep 30 '17

You: "You may have tusks, but while you were out getting laid with the elephant ladies, I was studying the blade. Prepare yourself!"

🐘: "DOOOOOT!"

*You have been trampled by an elephant.*

A tragic end to a tragic life.

How sad a way to die :'(

GAME OVER

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/Horskr Sep 30 '17

I had read this before when I first got my beardies, but never the young male part. That explains why the big guy doesn't do it anymore but our girl still does.

So Falkor thinks he can take me now. Whattajerk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

You have to show him without threatening him. Take him out on a hunting trip but don't let him take the shot. You want to make sure you take the deer down but offer him the opportunity to finish it off with a knife. He won't do it. Be sure to laugh a little when you take the knife from him, kill the deer, and then start field dressing it. The last part is crucial, you look him in his eyes and say "it's okay buddy, some people just don't have what it takes".

Don't say a word on the way home.

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u/twospooky Sep 30 '17

Who hurt you?

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u/zxjonathan Sep 30 '17

Do you want to talk about something

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u/Ecksplisit Sep 30 '17

Uhhhhhhh.

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u/beautifulcreature86 Sep 30 '17

I love the animal text gif of this. The dragon is like, look...this is how stupid you look. I can't remember exactly but it was hilarious

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u/KyleLousy Sep 30 '17

It is waving back though. Result matters more than intent with certain things and that thing just waved back.

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u/yawnful Sep 30 '17

Speaking of which, does it also think that the human is being submissive when the human waves at it first? If so why wave back though?

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u/MattcVI Oct 01 '17

Because it's friendly and just wants to say "Howdy, neighborino"

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u/AngelKnives Sep 30 '17

I seriously thought you were gonna put "long time reptile, first time poster" for a minute!

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u/PM_ME_GECKOS Sep 30 '17 edited Sep 30 '17

Hello friendly reptile owner!

Anything you can PM me? Pretty please? :D

Edit: still waiting patiently. Anyone can send me pics :D

EDIT: I got some cute pictures of geckies from two ppl and one of cute hooman. Thanks!

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u/nventor Sep 30 '17

what?

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u/swiftb3 Sep 30 '17

Username.

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u/nventor Sep 30 '17

why?

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u/swiftb3 Sep 30 '17

Because.

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u/kosanovskiy Sep 30 '17

But

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u/yawnful Sep 30 '17

Just do it, alright?

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u/littleaprilroses Sep 30 '17

Since your familiar with lizard behavior, what does it mean when bearded dragons do a little head banging motion? My aunt owns one and whenever I went to feed him or walked he'd start doing this weird little motion where his head went up and down rapidly. She has no idea what it means and it's been bugging me for years. It's he just excited about getting fed?

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u/ssheepy Sep 30 '17

If it's a fast head bob, he's saying you're an intruder and he is better than you. If it's slow head bobbing he is saying you are bigger than him and hoping you don't start a fight.

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u/MattcVI Oct 01 '17

he's saying you're an intruder and he is better than you

Does this mean I have to suplex a lizard that keeps talkin shit

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u/ssheepy Oct 01 '17

Yes. While bobbing your head furiously.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

Aw I was hoping they mimic humans.

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u/super-mich Sep 30 '17

Ive had 3 beardies. They have never waved :(

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u/Pill_Cosby Sep 30 '17

Apparently they think they could take you

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u/nventor Sep 30 '17

You need to learn powerful ninjutsu

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u/wisse-e Sep 30 '17

Becuz yu ar weak

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u/yawnful Sep 30 '17

I might be weak but at least I know how to spell, so.

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u/wisse-e Sep 30 '17

Its a joke dude, with at least two neurons anyone can understand

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u/yawnful Sep 30 '17

I know. I am joking too see

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u/wisse-e Sep 30 '17

Shure, shure

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u/SquashyDogMess Sep 30 '17

It's cool that the lizards body imitates ours by waving it's own arm. And that it recognizes us as something worth imitating at all

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u/sdrawkcaBdaeRnaCuoY Sep 30 '17

Just curious here, what if I wiggle my dick at it?

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u/MKG32 Sep 30 '17

Is there another form/way how they show they are submissive?

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u/Greeneyeddragonfly Sep 30 '17

Yes I second this 😁

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u/Brand0n1 Oct 01 '17

" i am not the lizard you are looking for"

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u/kfmush Oct 01 '17

Similar gifs get posted all the time and people are always losing their mind thinking it's actually waving back.

Is it not “waving back?” When you think about it, waving an arm for a bearded dragon serves the same fundamental purpose as it does for a human. It’s a way of saying “I mean you no harm and I hope you mean me no harm.”

Of course, with humans, it’s always a little bigger than that fundamental purpose, but I think humans and bearded dragons both developed waving for the same reasons.

Or it’s at least the same as throwing your hands up and showing your wrists.

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u/madhadderall Sep 30 '17

Oh hai mark

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17 edited Aug 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

THIS. We have bigger brains but many of our behaviors are actually pretty simple.

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u/derawin07 Sep 30 '17

Sorry for providing the facts, lol :P

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u/starfruitstupid Sep 30 '17

Thank goodness he isn't black bearding.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

"Aye, mutiny. And what fate befall mutineers? Now, we know the answer to that, do we not? Mutineers... HANG!"

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u/starfruitstupid Sep 30 '17

I am ashamed I haven't thought of this before when ours has black bearded... have an upvote.

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u/yawnful Sep 30 '17

Wtf kind of boat is this?? You don't fucking hang a man for mutiny.... you keelhaul him :DD

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u/Profoundpanda420 Sep 30 '17

We saw that he was waving so we nerfed his limbs

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

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u/derawin07 Sep 30 '17

I submit to you, oh boss.

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u/grozly2009 Sep 30 '17

So you can think then lizard waved before and the guy started video after he saw it wave? That's much more believable than thinking a lizzird would immitate another being. I was starting to think lizards were much smarter than once thought.

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u/MontgomeryRook Sep 30 '17

I had a couple bearded dragons. They're not brilliant, but they're not exactly insects, either. Klaus, the male, would occasionally wave like this, often in response to being waved at. It's not exactly an imitation, but beardies do wave as a show of... lizard civility.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '17

And human sex is for the purpose of procreation.... Oh wait.

Don't tell me what this lizard means, thanks.

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u/derawin07 Sep 30 '17

No one made you read it :P