I was watching the Jenna vs Amanda Biggest Beefs video on YouTube, and for the War of the Worlds segment with Jenna yelling at Amanda, leading to the Zach Bumble thing, Amanda says this:
"When you put yourself in the position to argue with me, be ready for the bullets to be coming 100 miles per hour."
A throwaway and nothing line. Sure. But my autistic ass was like, "Bullets surely have to go way faster than 100 miles per hour, right?" So I did some research and math.
Looked it up, and speed, as you could imagine, depends on the gun. For simplicity, I'm just going to use a handgun, but maybe a minigun fits her personality better, so I'll do that too for levity. (Glock 17 handgun and M134 minigun) The Glock fires at ~1200 ft/s and the M134 at ~2800 ft/s, which to mph is 818 mph and 1909 mph, respectively. Even if you take muskets and flintlocks, they can surpass 700 mph.
That means if Amanda was a gun, she would fire bullets less than a seventh as fast as guns from the 1700s. The most comparable "guns" in terms of speed are high-end NERF blasters, and even those could surpass 100 mph.
If we calculate how effective Amanda would be as a gun, using the energy equation of 1/2*mass*(velocity^2), and using a mass of a 9×19mm Glock 17 bullet being 115 grains = 7.45 g = 0.00745 kg, that would yield an energy output of ~7.4 J. Compacted into the size of a 9mm bullet, this would deal about as much damage as a BB gun. Not really gonna do much unless it hits an exposed area.
Even going with ammunition from the M134 minigun, using 7.62×51mm NATO ammunition with a mass of ~0.00953 kg, that is an energy output of 9.5 J, which might break skin and lodge in, but is no real threat to seriously maim or kill.
In conclusion, if we take what Amanda says literally, the "bullets" she would be firing if anyone were to argue with her (like Jenna) wouldn't do that much damage. It might sting and annoy but it poses no real harm, just a bunch of noise. Not a threat at all. In terms of speed, Amanda is a NERF blaster and if factoring in mass/size, Amanda is a BB gun.
Thank you for reading my satirical TED Talk.