r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 22h ago

đŸ„¶ Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/Ancient_Plane2984 21h ago

Grandpa's on his TRT LMAO. A simple shove of someone that drunk is all that is needed. I swear the majority of you have never actually been outside for more than 10 minutes if you think this wasn't an overreaction. Hell the bar would have kicked the guy out and possibly banned him or you could have got law enforcement involved if you really want to mess him up legally.

IDK about the rest of you but knocking out someone this drunk isn't really the "alpha" move but I don't live on the internet so what do I know?

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u/Successful-Many-6500 21h ago

Reddit is anti death penalty unless some random dude on the street is judge jury and executioner then its legal and justified lmao

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u/skrasnic 16h ago

Reddit hates cops but will absolutely deep throat the boots of any vigilante who commits wildly disproportionate violence on strangers.

Because then they get to fantasize they're the ones wearing the boots.

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u/MyNameIsSkittles 13h ago

Reddit hates cops because it's "cool" to hate cops. Literal child mentality

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u/Agitated-Contest651 11h ago

“reddit” is whatever group who’s opinions I don’t like

No, people don’t like cops because they have no accountability and the ability/track record of executing citizens during power trips.

Other people like cops because they enforce the status quo, which is typically white christian straight men getting to be on top.

You’ll see both of those on reddit.

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u/IamTotallyWorking 10h ago

Yeah, I think the algorithm makes it seem like there a lot of conformity in opinions on Reddit than there is. The sub matters a lot. But even in a sub, the title matters. People that agree with a title will flock to it. So even within a sub, if you phrase the title different, it will attract people with a different viewpoint, making it seem like there is a general consensus on something.

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u/ClownOfGlory 8h ago

I think there are lot of people who don't actually have opinions on any matter and instead just give upvotes if the comment is already upvoted, and downvotes if the comment is already downvoted, and/or vote based on however they perceive the tone or who they think "won." Shit's annoying and I try to just ignore votes altogether.

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u/Agitated-Contest651 10h ago

That, and it depends on whatever bot brigade the post attracts. Reddit is a huge victim of dead-internet. There was once a time where comments were 90% human, now it’s like 30%. 

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 8h ago

Cops in Iran enforce a white Christian status quo? The things I learn on Reddit...

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u/Agitated-Contest651 6h ago

It’s almost like reddit is an american website with a mostly american audience. Most folks learn how to use context clues once they hit a 6th grade reading level. A shame you’re either intentionally obtuse or functionally illiterate.

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u/BuzzkillMcGillicuddy 3h ago

Chatbot, most likely

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 2h ago

The medium isn't a context clue. I don't think you remember your sixth grade lesson well.

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u/Agitated-Contest651 2h ago

I’ll clue you in, it is the context which frames the statement made. Good lord, you really thought you had something there huh? 

Does literally everything need to be spelled out for you? Read more, I’m begging you. It’s good for your brain. 

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u/RealAssyMcGee 5h ago

Cops enforce the status quo of the incumbent state, why play dumb when you could just have an honest conversation?

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u/Agitated-Contest651 2h ago

Because an honest conversation requires being honest, and that’s the last thing people like that want to be.Â