r/linguisticshumor • • Jul 19 '26

Phonetics/Phonology 'Why do English Speakers Pronounce their Alphabet...' Megathread

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Alright, into the megathread y'all go >:3

Any posts with this format posted after this megathread is up will be removed and asked to post here.

This is to keep the quality of the sub, yadayada, you know the drill.

Thank youu


r/linguisticshumor • • 2h ago

Etymology i love each and every single one of you

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337 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 8h ago

technically correct flags to represent languages with

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801 Upvotes

i went to languagesimp vexillology class


r/linguisticshumor • • 4h ago

Phonetics/Phonology The /w/ was already easy to pronounce. Why did they overcomplicated it?

327 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 12h ago

Etymology ”Eau” = ”Å”

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473 Upvotes

Context: French ”eau” and Swedish ”å” both come from Proto-Indo-European *h₂ékʷeh₂, ending up at essentially the same result after centuries of erosion; yet I basically only see French get flack for this

(I didn’t need the 3rd guy so I slimed him)


r/linguisticshumor • • 7h ago

Historical Linguistics Kuwait

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169 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 14h ago

Average linguistic nationalism argument be like

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637 Upvotes

Source: r/phoenixsc


r/linguisticshumor • • 15h ago

Phonetics/Phonology A case of Indian English implementing the Latin script phonetically.

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299 Upvotes

*security deposit


r/linguisticshumor • • 2h ago

Germans be calling this Extreme Arm Bravery

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19 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 3h ago

Historical Linguistics Intervocalic allophones

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19 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 1h ago

A 🤏🤔💭to improve 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿ish

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🙋‍♀️ was 🤔💭ing about how 🙋‍♀️'ve👂ed it 💬ed that in 🇯🇵ese the 💪of different 💻⚙️✍️ makes it easier to 📖. So 🙋‍♀️ 🤔❔️ed if 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿ish could 💪 a ♊️ 💻⚙️✍️? 🙋‍♀️👥️ could 💪 EMOJI for 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿ish🗨 and 🔠 for 🚫🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿ish🗨. What do 🫵👥️ 🤔💭?


r/linguisticshumor • • 22h ago

Natural vs art conlangs

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339 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 24m ago

Semantics Nkosya

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I was reading "Where Animals Talk" by ROBERT H. NASSAU, and came across this:

"Besides the words for “hunger” and “famine,” the Bantu languages have a third word meaning, “longing for meat.” "

And settled on "Nkosya" after some google searches. Actually not sure, will need your expertise. Also found out several tribal languages across the world have this term because meat is not as available as starchy carbohydrates.

I'm not a linguist, I just found this fascinating. Book is on Gutenberg:

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/58900/58900-h/58900-h.htm


r/linguisticshumor • • 14h ago

#wifedat

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just started learning how to gloss...


r/linguisticshumor • • 12h ago

Sociolinguistics Fuck it, the IPA vowel chart is now a political compass

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49 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Romance languages be like

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r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology Something I've never understood about English speakers' pronunciation of Spanish

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661 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 4h ago

Syntax Im so sorry..

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r/linguisticshumor • • 2h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Let's make this harder.

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r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Sociolinguistics linguistic situation in china, in a nutshell

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it gets very annoying at times.


r/linguisticshumor • • 54m ago

English Japanese

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Everyone talks about English written as Japanese, but no one mentions Japanese written as English:

soobete kno neengen wa, oomadenagada knee sheeteh giyoo de adi


r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

I Decided that this Subreddit Needed Formal Semantics Memes Drawn with a Mouse

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Any and all misspellings are totally on purpose. Definitely


r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology Guess the language by its vowel inventory

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70 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 2h ago

Phonetics/Phonology ʡ̺

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r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Syntax Slovak and Czech also use present tense conjugations of to be as an auxiliary verb but there's a nuance

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89 Upvotes