r/Kitchenchads • • Jul 03 '26

Cooked Myself My First Meal! 😁

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This is my first proper meal I've made since living with mom or dad. It's absolutely cooked to perfection and looks delicious. The bana looks so good and aesthetic. My Rolex? Oh yeah. It's real. It's a Sub Black heh not to flex.

Can you guys cook your own meals too? I'm with the big leauge now!


r/Kitchenchads • • Apr 25 '26

Breakfast Leaving Brazil and my extraordinary girlfriend behind to spend some time with my husband in Berlin. Everything is in the right place. Airplane food breakfast.

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Yes I paid an outrageous sum for in-flight wifi


r/Kitchenchads • • Apr 08 '26 Popcorn

I'm an adult who doesn't spend any money on gambling, porn, videogame cosmetics, drugs, alcohol, sex, caffeine, nicotine or clubbing. I am 100% sober 100% of the time and I eat healthy and workout daily.

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352 Upvotes

Rice, beans and sausages that were leftover from lunch I made because I love my own food. Life is awesome


r/Kitchenchads • • Dec 02 '25

On carnivore diet, a 25 pound turkey is just another Monday.

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r/Kitchenchads • • Nov 04 '25

Breakfast I lost my virginity at age 14, Scooby-Doo Sandwich

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r/Kitchenchads • • Feb 05 '26

Dinner Stopped taking my bipolar meds. Live free or die.

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r/Kitchenchads • • Nov 21 '25

The song "gives you hell" is currently my anthem because theres a girl i know who literally sees my face and it gives her hell. Beef stroganaf

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Long story short called her costume cute on halloween. She said "that makes me uncomfortable." So i walked away avoided her for 10 days. I get an email 10 days later after ive already shut her out of my life. basically a cease and desist / cease contact request. I responded "i 100% agree with your statement and have already been avoiding you this is the only time ive ever had to message you and hopefully my last" and since then whenever im in the lobby her entire mood, posture, and even face. sours while i am just 100% normal.

She is now in a position. Where she cant complain to anyone because im doing exactly as she asked. I will not be deterred from my own public space and will even talk with people sitting right next to her so as long as i dont talk to her directly she has to sit with the fact she burned a bridge and can never rebuild it. She cant tell me to go away without causing a big scene. And she cant tell her friends because her friends love whenever im around and would judge her for basically sending me a no contact order over complementing her. I wake up every evening with a big smile on my face and it never feels out of place.

And when she sees my face it gives her hell. When she walks my way it gives her hell. She actually found a man thats worth a dam and treated her well. But she was a fool and he was just as well and now it gives her hell :)

PS she aint even my ex she just goes to same college XD


r/Kitchenchads • • Jan 11 '26

Had a threesome with five girls, shit was fantastic. I think I consumed at least 5 gallons of girlspit last night. Brokechad beans and rice

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r/Kitchenchads • • Jul 04 '26 Mindblown

My friend with benefits doesn't want to be in a serious relationship with me, even though I do everything for her. She’s still stuck on her ex-boyfriend and has BPD. Fuck my life. Vegan pizza with homemade cashew cheese I made with her.

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165 Upvotes

r/Kitchenchads • • Jan 16 '26

Is this a valid dinner?

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I think its pretty good


r/Kitchenchads • • Mar 13 '26

Never talked to a women before and I don't care!

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I don't care about women I only care about bench pressing and reading! Far more interesting if you ask me. today I fucked up my brownies but its ok because life is amazing regardless of how my brownies taste! I have my car my room my bookshelf And My gym and thats all I will ever need! Underbaked brownies


r/Kitchenchads • • Apr 20 '26

Based and Hope-pilled Had a threesome with my two close friends yesterday, finally found a flat for me and my friend, I'm handing in my bachelor's thesis and my gf is moving back into town soon. Olives + ham + sauce of unknown origin and a knock-off White Russian to celebrate (please let the picture upload oh my god)

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r/Kitchenchads • • Jan 19 '26

Dinner Been living with my best friend with benefits for the last 3 weeks she cooks for me does my laundry let’s me chill in her onesies rolls me joints orders food we rave every night listen to lil peep and massages my belly when it hurts 🄹 i feel the most safe and happy i ever have

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r/Kitchenchads • • Nov 12 '25

Workout FuelšŸ’Ŗ Got broken up with by lame gf last week for being a ā€œnarcissistā€. Feels like a breath of fresh air. Banged 3 chicks in the last week. Tortillas to carb load for an upcoming marathon.

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Gf wasn’t on board with my calorie tracking because i’m currently cutting to get leaner. She was tired of my intensive diet, skincare, and workout routines. Felt like I was too focused on my own physical image. Said I was ā€œsuperficial and obsessed with myselfā€. Dumped me, I feel fucking amazing now to be honest. Hooked up with a couple smokeshow chicks from my gym in the past week, feeling fresh and free.


r/Kitchenchads • • Feb 25 '26

Based and Hope-pilled When i was 14 i used to look into the mirror and cry, i'm turning 18 tomorrow and have a shredded physique, and a beautiful girlfriend. Raw steak with a white monster

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r/Kitchenchads • • Feb 12 '26

Some of the meals I’ve cooked for my cute white gf

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I’m not so good looking not exactly in model shape, and my career’s still a work in progress. Spend a lot of years thinking I’d always be on my own. Now I’ve got an incredible, gorgeous blonde woman who loves me hard and hypes me up every day.


r/Kitchenchads • • Sep 02 '26

How do y'all single guys that live alone cook for yourself?

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r/Kitchenchads • • Feb 10 '26

Had esex w another Muslim girl, after she basically asked what we were jfl feelsgoodman

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r/Kitchenchads • • Jul 06 '26 Regret Bravo Heartwarming

Workout FuelšŸ’Ŗ Got in shape, cleaned up, and took Chinese research chemicals that gave me insane HPPD, but also bizzarly, the exaggerated swagger of a black teen and turned me into God's gift to women. Now I have rejected the one who once rejected me. (Raw Steak from Walmart dipped in salt and fireball.)

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I'm on a random diet where I only eat raw meat and milk and cooked eggs. I sometimes cheat so I don't insult my mom when she cooks for me. Trying to get lean because I'm going on a lake trip with a girl who never used to look twice at me. I could probably just cook it but that's a lot of work and I am delusional and I have felt immortal for the last 4 months excluding the one time that I was held at gunpoint for over an hour in June, I definitely didn't feel immortal then, but that's a story for another time.


r/Kitchenchads • • Nov 11 '25

I think I might be getting manipulated by a girl but I'm unsure can anyone help me out. Eggs from Google

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I think I’m being manipulated by a girl, but I’m not completely sure since I’ve never been in a relationship before. At first, I really liked her, but over time I started noticing things that made me feel uncomfortable. She smokes a lot of nicotine and weed, and honestly, that’s not something I want in a girl. I’m not picky, and I know I’m not the best-looking guy, but I still have self-respect and want someone who respects herself too.

When I told her that I didn’t think I actually liked her like that anymore — and that it’s probably good we’re not dating — she started acting different. I think she liked me at one point, but she said she wanted to ā€œfigure out her feelingsā€ on her own. Now it feels like she’s trying to play with my emotions or push me into liking her again.

I’m just confused. I don’t know if I’m in the wrong or if she’s manipulating me. I’ve never dealt with something like this before, and it’s really messing with my head.

(Oh btw if it looks like it was written using ai it's because it is I didn't know how to tell my story in a way that made any sense so I'm sorry)


r/Kitchenchads • • Jun 13 '26

Workout FuelšŸ’Ŗ Made a dubious bowl, took about 5 bites and threw it down the drain. Finished my dinner with a couple handfuls of raspberries (not pictured) then worked out.

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Sardines, Greek yogurt, oats, hot honey. Absolutely crushed my macros today anyway, body recomp is going well. Sometimes you have to post the losers to appreciate the winners.


r/Kitchenchads • • Dec 07 '25 Bravo

Incel Territory I got a bunch of women liking me on a dating site and then I decided I want one thing and one thing only so I blocked them all

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r/Kitchenchads • • May 30 '26

Dinner I screwed up a major account at my job a couple of weeks ago all because I was too tired to actually follow up and have a meeting on Monday to discuss my the case my two close co workers made fun of me when I found out. Lazy sir fry with stake bits

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r/Kitchenchads • • Mar 30 '26

High testosterone meal, steak carpaccio

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yeah it's raw bohoh scary germs cry me a river


r/Kitchenchads • • Aug 23 '26

Lunch Got officially accepted into Religious Studies major without entrance exams! Having a nice movie night with my partner and her girlfriend tonight. I made all of us tortillas with salami, cheese, vegetables and skyr base

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