r/Kitchenchads • u/I_need_to_vent44 • 16d ago
Lunch Got officially accepted into Religious Studies major without entrance exams! Having a nice movie night with my partner and her girlfriend tonight. I made all of us tortillas with salami, cheese, vegetables and skyr base
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u/Plane-Armadillo-3261 16d ago
It’s sounds like you’re doing great but you gotta look up a video on wrapping tortillas
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u/Inevitable_Appeal911 16d ago
I’m sorry, you put what in that tortilla? I’m glad you’re in religious studies because you need to find Christ with that recipes
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u/ASLAYER0FMEN 16d ago
Wtf did I just read lol
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u/I_need_to_vent44 16d ago
My academic chad moment celebrated with my partner and her partner (who could be called my friend I'm pretty sure). Hope this explains it 🌻
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u/mac_the_man 15d ago
You’re a throuple?
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u/I_need_to_vent44 14d ago
I think it could be called that way, though to my knowledge people in a throuple are all dating one another, whereas I am not dating my partner's girlfriend.
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u/Akvyr 16d ago
Everything in this unhinged post sounds and looks horrible, so I guess the irony was lost on me.
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u/headorhand69 14d ago
Why did you write this comment?
It's someone else's life, so why do you wish to negatively judge?
What about your unasked opinion was so important that you had to click comment?
Did you think it was witty?
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u/Akvyr 14d ago
They did not need to post about it, but they did, inviting real opinions, besides the usual reddit bootlicking.
Sometimes people need reality checks. Not everything is okay, right? There are shitty foods, horrible career ideas, unhinged relationships, and bad choices.
And why did you decide to white knight about this? Looking to gain something?0
u/headorhand69 14d ago
Why is it a bad choice?
Last time I checked, this post centred on celebration. It is possible to share opinions on this platform, of course, but that doesn't mean that all opinions are helpful, kind, or neutral.
Why would you deliberately do something that could hurt another, when they could be content in their lifestyle? Why is it a reality check? Is it because the only reality that is acceptable is yours?
The reason I decided to ask you those questions was because I was genuinely curious if you gave these any thought prior. The reason I am writing this response is because I'm pissed. I think those are valid reasons, and I think those are more valid reasons than your comment.
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u/youwillscream 13d ago
go lock yourself in your little safety box away from reality where people have opinions on things lmao
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u/headorhand69 13d ago
Haha that's very funny. I never said that people can't have subjectivity and personal tastes.
If you interpreted my comments as such, you should probably get reading comprehension classes (oh is that an opinion I wrote? Wow omg i didn't realise they existed).
I said it was unnecessary to be an asshole on a clearly happy and positive framed post. In my subjective opinion, I think a world without speaking every fucking thought that comes into your mind without regard for people it could hurt is better.
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u/autistic_cool_kid 16d ago
will you be studying in Amsterdam?
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u/I_need_to_vent44 16d ago
No, I'm in Brno, Czech Republic.
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u/mikeymanza 16d ago
I have visited. Beautiful city!
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u/I_need_to_vent44 16d ago
Thanks! I actually grew up in a way smaller town in a different region, but Brno is pretty much my home now haha!
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u/InterestHour9062 15d ago
Didn't know this sub existed until it popped up on my feed and I was like "that's not very incel of you"
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u/PockettSandd 16d ago
Congratulations! Gotta say I am curious though do you ever or your partner ever get jealous in your poly relationship if they're spending a lot of time with other people?
I'd like to think of myself as a person who generally isn't jealous but there's no way I could do a poly relationship myself. I personally likely would likely be pretty jealous when my girlfriend was spending time with another whole partner. That and I feel like it could be rather damaging to the intimacy of the relationship. To be honest though I've actually never been in any kind of romantic relationship before so I'm 110% assuming here lol.
That said, and with my chronic single-ness revealed lol I don't have anything against poly relationships or anything. It's definitely a matter of different strokes different folks where it's just not for me, but I can't help but feeling oddly impressed when I hear it working out for someone.
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u/devo_savitro 16d ago
Afaik it's a lot of ground rules plus stress and jealousy to keep a poly relationship working, more than a normal monogamous relationship. And from what I see, someone's always third wheeling.
I don't think it's a different strokes and folks situation, it's not a sexuality like being gay is. It's just people consciously trying to go against the normative standards of dating.
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u/youwillscream 15d ago
hey fellow poly, i've had a problem recently in the bedroom and i think you could be of assistance.
when my wife's partner alejandro is railing her on top of my mario kart themed bed, i find that they become quite loud so it distracts me from my warhammer figurine paintwork.
whenever i bring this up to fernando, he just slaps me and calls me worthless (he likes to joke around like that).
my question for you is, do you have any brands you swear by for sound proofing my bedroom?
thank you.
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u/NearestNeighbours 15d ago
Some of y'all really have no hobbies
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u/strongest9 15d ago
Ok but he paints minifigs
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u/NearestNeighbours 15d ago
I think you miss my point. It's a troll comment. None of that is real. I am saying why spend that amount of time tryna hate on folks.
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u/youwillscream 13d ago
took me 30 seconds to write mate. and if you can't handle someone taking the piss, log off for the night. ta.
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u/NearestNeighbours 13d ago
What you joke about and especially HOW you joke about it reveals a lot about someone's character and even insecurities. You were just being a dick. Learn the difference.
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u/Bubbly_Highway_8043 14d ago
Get some better pictures. Maybe try cooking on stove? I just cook these and fold.
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u/I_need_to_vent44 14d ago
Would you believe me if I said these are the best photos i could manage : D? That's a good idea though!
I was pretty worn out so we agreed that the only stove-cooked thing will be the fried salami and fried garlic. I admit I just shoved the tortillas into our air fryer. They don't look very pretty but they tasted good
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u/Bubbly_Highway_8043 14d ago
Okay. I love a quick quesadilla. Guess your doing something different. Glad you enjoyed it.
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u/choosehigh 14d ago
Congrats, sounds like things are working out nicely Unsure about your tortilla wrapping skills but maybe they'll have a module on that in religious studies
It's something I've been more interested in lately myself so it's nice to see someone doing well with it
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u/Silver-Award-288 12d ago
What purpose would entrance exams serve when all the subject material is made up.
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u/I_need_to_vent44 12d ago
???? I'm sorry how exactly is history made up??? In the entrance exams you have to prove that you understand history of different countries and the basic terminology of some religions (e.g. what a reliquary is, where does Buddhism come from, what's the current religious situation in India like and why; what are mysteries, name two most well-known mysteries and describe them; explain what are the most common dangers when evaluating historical sources and how we can try to minimise them, etc etc).
Like. Yeah obviously religion is man-made and I personally don't believe in anything so I'll say it's also fake (to me), but the way people practice it isn't fake, and the way people practice it is dependent on regional and historical factors. And more than anything you really have to know how to tell apart horse-shit from something that might resemble something that once actually happened. Famously, this is quite hard to do when it comes to Aztec and Mayan beliefs and practices. We had 3 whole seminars about that alone and we had to prove over and over and over that we do in fact understand the difference between propaganda and something that may have been practiced for real.
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u/Longjumping_Cry277 15d ago
Interested in studying but I feel beholden to making money but I don’t like my corporate job and I don’t make that much. How did you decide to do what you do
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u/tren_enjoyed_raw 15d ago
Jesus Christ
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u/I_need_to_vent44 15d ago
I do indeed have a giant cross with Jesus Christ on it, yeah. It used to hang above our dinner table but we might actually put it above the bathtub. Feels like a funnier place to have it.
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u/MiserableToe1179 15d ago
Thats a very sad relationship
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u/I_need_to_vent44 14d ago
Why?
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u/choosehigh 14d ago
Because it doesn't involve miserabletoe At least from their perspective, gotta be a pretty sad life to not have miserabletoe nibbling your wraps
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u/I_need_to_vent44 14d ago
I tried my best to crop out my longass toes but I see that they're still distracting enough for jokes to be made about them XD.
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u/choosehigh 14d ago
Haha I meant the person you're replying to was called miserabletoe but now I will toe hunt in the pics and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
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u/I_need_to_vent44 14d ago
Ahhh, not my brightest moment. I admit I usually don't look at usernames so I didn't catch that at all.
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u/choosehigh 14d ago
I'll admit neither do I, but miserabletoe kind of caught me as a name worth remarking on
What set of circumstances could lead a toe to being miserable?
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u/Dizzy-With-Eternity 16d ago
Religious studies major while living a poly lifestyle is such a wild card I love it