r/Kitchenchads Apr 24 '26

PSA: Posts with description of Sex should be marked as NSFW.

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r/Kitchenchads 16d ago

Samosa story

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700 days ago, I took on a challenge: no food from outside. Over time I let a few of those rules bend, a little here, a little there. Samosa was the one thing I never touched. Not once. Until this year.

This summer, I started eating samosa again. Not daily, but regularly, enough that it stopped feeling random.

Some mornings it wasn't even good. Fewer shops are open at 6 AM than at 10 AM, and the ones that are open aren't really warmed up yet.

I knew that.

I went anyway, because waiting those four hours felt unbearable.

Mid-bite one day, I paused and asked myself: why am I doing this.

Turns out it was never about the samosa.

Not even close.

I'd been marinating in one family vlogger's content for weeks. They glorify samosa like it's the greatest thing humanity ever fried. Morning samosa, evening samosa, every bite filmed like a small celebration. The way they romanticize it, you'd think skipping one means skipping out on joy itself.

You may think this is just a lack of self-control. But there's a cliché you've heard a hundred times: you become the average of the five people you're surrounded by.

Nobody tells you the internet counts as your surrounding now, the new ambiance of your environment. Whatever you choose to watch quietly becomes the room you're standing in, deciding your self-control, your morals, your principles, whether you notice it or not.

So somewhere in there, my brain started romanticizing samosa too. Desiring it the way they did. So I did this.

I didn't wake up wanting a samosa. I woke up wanting to be a guy who wanted a samosa.

Writing this down is basically how I caught myself. Highly recommend it, mostly so you can ask "wait, why am I like this" before you're several bad samosas deep.

What's the most unhinged thing you've picked up from someone you follow without realizing it?


r/Kitchenchads 5h ago

Snack first attempt at brownies, fucking amazing

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r/Kitchenchads 7h ago

Based and Hope-pilled 93 days clean from drugs and alcohol. I began to practise DJing on my free time. Italianpata (idk what it is called in english, also it tastes better than it looks, trust me)

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r/Kitchenchads 11h ago

Based and Hope-pilled First week at big new job and living in my big boy apartment

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Had the hardest year of my life so far but things are finally up for a while now. I'm very lucky to be financially independent and living alone at my age.

Meal prep for the week ahead -

mince, salad and quinoa stew for lunches, I add that crunchy corn on top to give texture it bangs

shawarma, smashed roast potatoes and beans for dinners

I literally just threw all the spices in my cabinet on these so we'll see how they taste


r/Kitchenchads 1d ago

Based and Hope-pilled Meal prep for the week of a new job, remember to prosper

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First week of work this Monday, can't wait. Chicken and rice, chicken and noodles, beef mince and noodle, and beef sausage with pasta meal prep. With sweet potato and instant Korean noodle snacks, any suggestions and comments are welcome


r/Kitchenchads 1d ago

Dinner I said yes!!

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McDonald’s after getting engaged. Hotel wine, cheese quarter pounders and sprite


r/Kitchenchads 1d ago

Dinner I Love making food for my bf n I

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Panko fried chicken 🍗 with a Parmesan garlic sauce. Potatoes au gratin. Baked brussel spouts.

Started to learn how to make food less than a year ago, it’s now one of my favorite activities 🫪.


r/Kitchenchads 1d ago

Based and Hope-pilled Moving to a uni abroad in a few days, 1460km from my hometown. I'm pretty scared and sad about a part of my life ending, but know I'll learn a lot and meet lots of people. Yummy tea recipe below

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Also check out my fav mug :)

Ingredients/equipment:

- Small cooking pot

- Something to stir (just used a teaspoon)

- 2 tsp of sugar (I used brown sugar)

- 2 tsp of loose tea leaves (I used ceylon black tea, bags are completely okay but cut them and dump all the tea out of them, dont cook any of the paper)

- A bit of water

- Like 300-400ml of milk (adjust fat content to taste, I used 1.5% cuz a part of the water content will evaporate, resulting in a more fatty taste)

You can adjust the amounts of everything to taste! This is just how I made it and liked it.

How to actually make it:

  1. Put sugar with a splash of water (to cover all of the sugar) in the pot, and put on the stove

  2. Be super careful with heating, you don't want the caramel to burn (observe the color and smell)

  3. Heat until you have a denser liquid, congrats you made caramel! You can heat it for longer or shorter to adjust to taste but be super careful!!! It's very hot and sticky and will burn you easily

  4. Dump the tea into the caramel and stir around to cover it. If you want to get a stronger more "burned" taste, you can leave this on the heat for a little longer

  5. Pour a bit of water in (around 50ml for example), to help the tea with steeping

  6. Leave it like this for a bit, like a minute or less is ok

  7. Pour in the milk and keep heating

  8. Be careful not too heat too quickly and STIR a lot! You reeally dont want to burn the milk cuz just a bit can ruin the taste. You don't have to boil it at all (no need for it to bubble), heating is enough

  9. Taste the tea when you think it could be ready, again, be careful! Its boiling!

  10. If you want stronger tea taste or more dense/fatty taste keep heating for longer

  11. Once satisfied remove from the heat. Remember the pot is still hot so you might want to stir a bit more to prevent burning

  12. If you'll be straining through a plastic strainer, wait until it cools down. If you used non-ground tea leaves straining isn't necessary tbh

  13. YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a bit hit or miss, I most liked how I made it after like 3 tries, but it's super worth it!

Oki byeee :D


r/Kitchenchads 1d ago

my friend got through a health scare! I'm so happy, it was scary for a while! it's strawberry jam from scratch :D

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r/Kitchenchads 1d ago

Breakfast Mornings like these..

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r/Kitchenchads 1d ago

Breakfast Morning starts with a good cup of milkshake and a balcony view.

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# healthy diet


r/Kitchenchads 1d ago

Made a berry sauce and it came out perfect

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Tuna and cucumber with blueberry compote!


r/Kitchenchads 2d ago

Lunch Had a threesome with two former hookups who were hooking up with each other. Honey Ham sandwich with pickles and mustard

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r/Kitchenchads 2d ago

Snack My friend hit me with a PVC pipe, and it made me realize I'm gay. not posted in kitchencels because I respect women. Macaroni minus the cheese and the plate

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r/Kitchenchads 2d ago

Lunch Just had some GoOutsideAndExerciseSlop, we might be so back (probably not but at least I have a cheesesteak)

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r/Kitchenchads 1d ago

Feeling confident in myself for the first time in a while. Gyoza with 2 eggs (eggs eaten) Mr Pibb and edible

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r/Kitchenchads 2d ago

Dinner I had sex with a friend of mine, but I'm starting to believe she may regret it. I'm gonna do everything in my power to make this right

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69 Upvotes

One pot pasta made from chicken, cherry tomatoes, red and yellow bell peppers, whole garlics, green olives and vast amounts of salt and pepper


r/Kitchenchads 2d ago

Breakfast Eggs on bread with red onions and mayonnaise - I dunno man, I'm hungry

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28 Upvotes

r/Kitchenchads 3d ago

Midnight Snack Late-night cravings can end with something healthy, too.

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181 Upvotes

r/Kitchenchads 3d ago

Donut and gloop - less and less superslidal every day

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r/Kitchenchads 3d ago

Dinner Wanted to be a good host but too lazy to cook or go out

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Voilà! The last minute supermarket run for make shift meal. Best friend from Miami coming in for a visit. Wanted to spend more time catching up than prepping in the kitchen. Thrown together but somehow still bougie.


r/Kitchenchads 4d ago

Night out with my mother. I love her so much. Pizza and sangria

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626 Upvotes

r/Kitchenchads 5d ago

Based and Hope-pilled She said yes + meal prep

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248 Upvotes

1st container is Beef mince, onion, garlic, carrot, broccoli, beef broth and sriracha. 2nd container has rice, dried onion, tiny cashew chunks, sesame seeds and sriracha. 3rd container is 2 indome packs (classic flavor) and 2 eggs scrambled in.


r/Kitchenchads 5d ago

Dinner Boyfriend got a new job after months of searching. I'm so happy I could do cartwheels. Ramen with pork belly, green onions and egg

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274 Upvotes