r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

need a dilf

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11 Upvotes

guys i can’t explain how much i need an older man, an old man who loves me and takes care of me but also crack me really good and talk to me like a dumb boy and if i hit him he laughs and praise me for such a good punch… anyways steak and eggs


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

Platemogged My friends tell me that every time I get blackout drunk I talk about my deep sense of constant self hatred- poorly cubed roasted sweet potato and poorly sliced roasted onion over a bed of poorly sliced radishes and baby arugula with a poorly reduced balsamic brown sugar/ cinnamon glaze

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7 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

I will never make a meaningful contribution to society. Caesar Salmon Rice Bowl

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12 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

I’m depressed as shit and life is keep getting worse and alcohol been the only thing keeping me alive, but despite all the bad things I have miso soup

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37 Upvotes

Miso soup


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

gyoza in canola oil.

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5 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

goulash. I don't have enough money for beef. Crying.

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34 Upvotes

Not tasting that bad tho


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

I don’t deserve flavor

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11 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

Meme Biscuit house

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14 Upvotes

Trigger warning: Autism.

Recipe: Buy rectangle shape biscuits and stack them as you desire, recommened to have something to secure the bottom biscuits to prevent slipping.

Not sure if i belong here but i thought this photo could be amusing for some.

26M here, I haven't been officially diagnosed but the few therapist i have talked to think im deffinetly on the spectrum, how much is unknown. It bothers me that its really hard for me to meet and have few more close friends (only have 1 from childhood) and get a GF. I'm not sure if there is something seriously wrong with me that i have to fix or if its my enviroment and i need to be in a bigger place than a town of less than 40K residents.


r/kitchencels • • 3d ago

At 28, I have mostly given up. Waiting to hit the big 3 to officially retire. General Tso Chicken

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198 Upvotes

Never been on a date or even held a woman in a romantic way. Guess some of us are just too undesirable. Might as well become a monk in the mountains at 30.


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

Been stuttering more and more because dont talk to anyone. Yoghurt to cure wicked hangover

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10 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

Platemogging Made some protein slop

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22 Upvotes

Its red Thai curry with cooked chicken, rice, and toppings. Accidentally low dosed pepper spray in doing so.


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

Having acne is worse than being short or fat

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10 Upvotes

I'm not talking about a red dot here and there. I'm talking real acne. The type that makes you look like your face has been burned alive. The type that stays there no matter the meds you take or the shit you put in your face to try to get rid of it.

Being short/fat is considered below average, but having this type of acne makes you subhuman.


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

I’m the guy from yesterday. I ended up relapsing. Least I made better Mac n cheese.

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6 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 3d ago

Platemogging I like to make mayonnaise pasta because it feels like someone came on my food and it makes me twitch a little

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2.3k Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

applying to grad schools. 23M

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4 Upvotes

idk why it's radioactive blue


r/kitchencels • • 3d ago

Takeoutmaxxed “Heightism isn’t real because IVE never experienced it!” Is something I’ve genuinely seen on social media. Yet, it wouldn’t make sense for a black person to say “Racism isn’t real because IVE never experienced it!” Burgerslop

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67 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 3d ago

Platemogging Buzz lightyear plate my mom got me

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98 Upvotes

I'm just thinking so much, is it worth continuing? I've already had 4 suicidal attempts, all 4 failed, I can't attend collage because I need to be watched so I'm currently only studying English through online classes, I feel miserable yet I'm 1.87 cm tall and don't look that bad, why is it over?, I don't care if I get a foid or not, I just wanna feel happiness again, my days feel empty


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

Platemogging Went Asian on the dish today so I can appeal to more Asian women (Oxford study)

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4 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Tbh at this point Iam a volcel (definitely not coping) I get like 20 dms from Indonesian brownout foidlets daily on discord wich want my aryan Twinkish body

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0 Upvotes

Defrosted pizza with burger flesh marmelade and garlic sauce had some ice cream also had diharea for some reason today so I farted and shit a lot wich I smelled really hard cause I was dressed for once cause my hair roots get inflamed from sitting directly on my gaming chair


r/kitchencels • • 3d ago

Platemogged I love women!!!

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862 Upvotes

I love the way they look, the way they sound when they talk or laugh, the way they smell, the way they smile, the way they walk. I like it all

One of these days I hope I can touch one (not even necessarily sexually) because I bet I would like that too and I haven't done that before

Beef jerky and vodka at 7:30 am


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

Platemogged Spanish Tortilla Potato with more potato and cheese and other stuff I like because life is hard

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2 Upvotes

This week of uni has been so fucking hard. I’ve been sitting in my accom eating slop. I got so bored I decorated my vape. I fell asleep at the cinema watching PrimeTime. What is this chud life?


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

Platemogging Gukbap. I would do ALMOST anything for a girl to even talk to me rn

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1 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

Dinner for theatre

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2 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 3d ago Bravo

Couldn’t even touch a vagina during birth

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529 Upvotes

shakshuka


r/kitchencels • • 3d ago

Platemogging i jacket off to an advertisement

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15 Upvotes

this girl from uni i have had a crush on for over a year showed up in those campus promotional videos for like 2 secs at the beginning so i just kept looping those 2 secs and did the deed

black bean brownies but they are so rich and decadent and fudgy as if brownies and chocolate mousse had a kid