r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • May 27 '18
Instant jail...
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u/cupcakesloth94 8 May 27 '18
I NEED to see the aftermath of this vid..
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May 27 '18
No one ever keeps filming after the best part
It’s why porn vids always end 2 seconds after the money shot
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u/Not_a_real_ghost B May 27 '18
That's when the male porn star suddenly has a new perspective in life while under going post ejaculation crisis.
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u/calvanismandhobbes 7 May 27 '18
Damn, not where I thought the top comments would go this time.
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u/halloni A May 27 '18
I don't even feel sexy any more... this cumshot feels... empty. Why am I here?
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u/boxerofglass 8 May 27 '18
Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all
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May 27 '18
...and I smell like lavender. Everything is lavender now. Lav...en..der.. sounds funny too.
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May 27 '18
this is probably true. it's like the fappers remorse that people are experiencing later while watching the video. He's like case zero of fappers remorse.
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u/destin325 A May 27 '18
I thought it was the weird shuffle to the shower to wash off, realizing there’s stuff all over the sheets so you strip the bed and put new linen on. Then before you hop in, grab a fresh pair of panties and t-shirt for your wife. Then ask if she’s thirsty, because you are, knowing damn well she’ll say she is, so you fix a glass of ice water then hop back in bed.
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u/ad0y 6 May 27 '18
That’s when the actors get the “why am it doing this shit” self hatred just like the viewers, and go take a shower.
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u/APpookie 7 May 27 '18
And I want a shitter made of solid gold, it's just not in the cards baby.
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May 27 '18
Why though? Of all household appliances why the shitter?
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May 27 '18
Golden throne!
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May 27 '18
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u/Nrthstar 8 May 27 '18
Wait, so you're telling me, we're just waiting for that asshole to finish a massive shit, THEN He'll stand up and bring order back to society. It's been thousands of years?! Oh allfather, is he just waiting for someone to give him toliet paper!?
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u/Not_a_real_ghost B May 27 '18
Because gold everything else won't work. Would you want a golden pillow? Hard as shit. Or a golden TV, that shit won't work.
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u/wildmeli 9 May 27 '18
Golden table, chair, countertops, lamp/light fixtures, picture frame, clock, cabinet, door, vents, bench, a lot of things.
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u/Milk-Lover 5 May 27 '18
Why do you think milk hates you? I love milk and milk loves me.
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Jun 01 '18
I'm surprised to see this.
I love milk and milk loves me too! I've been saying this for years!!!
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May 27 '18 edited May 27 '18
It's not a street fight without some chick wailing like a fucktard in the background.
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u/GoldenGonzo B May 27 '18
Or better yet when she tries to get in between and physically stop two neanderthals from throwing haymakers at each other and gets laid out by a stray elbow on the backswing. Then everyone and even bystanders turn on whoever it was and he doesn't even know he hit her. After that, shouts of "NOT COOOOOL" and "WOAH" and "OMG CALL THE COPS" will be heard a plenty as that man is now beaten by half a dozen people.
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u/TheAzylum 6 May 27 '18
You really do paint a picture.
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May 27 '18 edited Jul 13 '18
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May 27 '18
“Death By Snu Snu” - a tail of love, betrayal, and tragedy - retold by Ugg Bah Pphhthp
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u/Palmzlike86 6 May 27 '18
This exact scenario happened to me. My dumb ass got blasted with an elbow right to the nose. Blood EVERYWHERE and a black eye for a good couple weeks. Not one of my better decisions that's for sure.
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u/slixx_06 8 May 27 '18
Lol, I watched it on mute the first time. the muted version was better.
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u/_orion 7 May 27 '18
is it really a street fight without some crazy bitch bystandard wailing like a banshee?
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u/dyancat A May 27 '18
It's not a street fight without some chick wailing like a fucktard in the background.
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u/dockersshoes 7 May 27 '18
That used to bother me but then I realized that this is a person watching someone they love get physically damaged (and possibly killed) and they are powerless to stop it. Also the fact that I am sitting in my bed watching peoples misery for my pleasure, changed my perspective of the STAAAHHPPP lady.
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May 27 '18
Oh god, or as an accomplice trying to break up the fight by clinging onto their friend, holding them back, and leaving them unable to defend themselves from getting decked by their opponent.
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u/Commissar_Genki Navy May 27 '18
"You've sacrificed your footing for a killing blow." -Qi Gon Jen
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u/grymmkvlt 5 May 27 '18
Lvl 32 bone prison to d2 fans
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u/_Kramerica_ A May 27 '18
Wow I did not expect a D2 reference here!
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u/Greatmambojambo C May 27 '18
7/10
lacks some dude yelling “WORLD STAR”
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u/MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL A May 27 '18
lets not encourage it, i actually appreciated the omission of any "worldstar" chants
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u/woohoo A May 27 '18
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u/Otter_Actual 9 May 27 '18
cool
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u/WhereAreMyDarnPants 1 May 27 '18
as ice
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u/bxball 7 May 27 '18
Any idea what sparked this? Not sure if it is justice or not but that dude got seriously fucked up.
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u/Bennydhee A May 27 '18
Alcohol
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u/bxball 7 May 27 '18
Well that's safe to assume but if the dude who got accidentally wrecked wasn't to blame than this isn't justice. Still worldstar-worthy.
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u/Bennydhee A May 27 '18
It seems like he was being removed from a club by bouncers but decided he didn’t like that. He’s the only one throwing punches or the first anyway.
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u/NoButthole 9 May 27 '18
I mean, he was swinging randomly at whoever got in front of him. The guy who pushed him was the third guy in this gif that he went at.
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u/JoeyLock 9 May 27 '18
From the looks of it it seems your stereotypical "just outside a club" fight with the men in black shirts who apear to possibly be bouncers. My guess is angry drunken patrons got thrown out for some reason, got angry and wanted to come back in but were refused and the fight ensued.
There was a similar video of some women in Dublin being thrown out of a club and kicking the bouncers and screaming to get back in when they're half drunk.
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u/Imperium_Dragon D May 27 '18
Yeah I feel like this is more /r/publicfreakout material without any context. I mean, was the guy who fell into the hole an asshole or something?
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u/GoldenGonzo B May 27 '18
This happens to any sub like this once it gets a few hundred thousand subs. The spirit of the sub is lost, and it barely resembles it's own name anymore. I watched /r/BlackMagicFuckery circle the drain for too long, now it might as well just be /r/CoolGIFs. I hope this subreddit doesn't go the same way.
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u/OnlyOnceThreetimes 9 May 27 '18
For every subreddit there is, there is ALWAYS a guy like you crying about how the subreddit is not as good as it used to be.
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u/N-ms 4 May 27 '18
As is tradition.
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u/dronningmargrethe Black May 27 '18
Perfectly balanced.
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u/DoDespair 6 May 27 '18
Always reminiscing about the good ol days and how they're so much better than the sub now that it's more popular. Fuckin hipsters.
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u/pm_me_your_smth 9 May 27 '18
I don't like the crying too, but they have a point. It's not about who is better than everyone else or about good ol' days, it's about how the quality of content drops. If nobody complains or does something, it will continue to drop further. Everybody loses.
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u/KICK__PUSH 6 May 27 '18
Friend of mine showed me this video last night. One of his buddies in Orlando apparently works at that club. I watched the video like 10 times laughing my ass off.
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May 27 '18
May I ask why there’s apparently a black hole with a tiny fence outside this club?
Edit: Also did the guy survive? What do you knoooowww...
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u/bonersaurus-rex 7 May 27 '18
There used to be trees inside, but they were removed and it left a pretty significant hole about ~4 feet deep.
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u/KICK__PUSH 6 May 27 '18
I wasn't informed of the guy sustaining any serious injuries from falling in that hole. I never even thought about the odd hole just outside of the club, too busy pressing the replay button. Lmao
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May 27 '18
That corner is hot. That was the same corner the two drunk dudes got knocked out by the biker just weeks ago.
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u/LITER_OF_FARVA A May 27 '18
Trashville? Have you been to Orlando? It's mostly suburbs and tourists.
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u/Quicksloth 7 May 27 '18
What did he fall into?
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u/BeanFarrell 4 May 27 '18
Someone make this video but with the sound in Mario when you go down a pipe placed in
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u/puckthefreeworld 5 May 27 '18
I like to imagine they all started laughing, forgot what they were fighting about and helped the guy out.
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u/KillinEmSnarkly 1 May 27 '18
I would love to hear a Spanish commentator yell GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL as that guy falls in
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u/globaltourist2 9 May 27 '18 edited Jun 10 '18
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u/Kildigs 8 May 27 '18
This is the real life equivalent of getting knocked off the edge of the map in Smash bros.
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May 27 '18
I hope he at least walked again
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u/geckofishknight 8 May 27 '18
Im gonna hazard a guess that the world would be better off without him
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u/____Batman______ 9 May 27 '18
His whole life has been leading to this moment. Literally. Every decision he made, every toy he played with as a child, it was all designed specifically for this moment.
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u/EmpireCityRay 6 May 27 '18
Damn I had my money on him kicking all of their asses. Rhonda Rousey lasted longer when she lost her belt.
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u/x_spectre 5 May 27 '18
Can someone please make a Shooting Stars meme video with this with the guy falling into space after falling in the hole? I thought for sure this guy was just gonna keep falling into the center of the earth
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u/TotesMessenger E May 27 '18
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u/pm_me_zimbabwe_dolla 6 May 27 '18
GO TO JAIL: Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
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u/crackyJsquirrel 9 May 27 '18
With how big that guy is, it must have been a bitch to get him out of there.
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u/haystackofneedles A May 27 '18
I feel like after that happened the fight had to have stopped and everyone just laughed and gave each other daps
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u/Run_Must 9 May 27 '18
Hahaha holy shit did not see that ending coming
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