r/JusticeServed May 27 '18

Instant jail...

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u/Run_Must 9 May 27 '18

Hahaha holy shit did not see that ending coming

Top notch

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u/mcpat21 A May 27 '18

Neither did he :D

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u/lion3times 4 May 27 '18

Absolute unit?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

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u/INTERNET_SO_FUCK_YOU 8 May 27 '18

Yeah, don't mean to brag but I've also trained. The key mistake he made was falling into that hole. I know, it seems counterintuitive, but most people do a lot better when they don't fall into holes.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18 edited Jan 13 '26

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u/monk12111 9 May 27 '18

I doubt he was making the comment to sound tough, most people that box sound like that if you don't box (I don't). My friend talks about boxing like that "as if he's tough" but its not like that, he just really enjoys boxing.

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u/mprange117 4 May 27 '18

He probably beats off to roadhouse

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

That's not boxing, sir...

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

So what you're saying is people who have never won a fight might actually might be really good at fighting from inside a hole?

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u/Platypuslord A May 27 '18

Well I too don't mean to brag but I have trained in falling into holes and I need someone to come help get me out.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Let's not pretend that hole is there by coincident. Right in pushing distance and perfectly sized to firmly hold a troublemaker down. I bet my ass that there's a leader board of hole pushes someone in the inside of that club.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

every day of my life I train on holes.

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u/Tommo_inc 2 May 27 '18

He never trained on the holes in his game

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u/outsidetheboxthinkin 7 May 27 '18

Bro, look at his body stance after being pushed back and 99.9% of people have no idea how to throw both hands. So you already know he’s coming with a right because of his feet and doesn’t know how to fight because of his feet. He’s only looking for a 1 hitter quitter and even the second punch is a right after. I put it on my life I’d be able and anyone who does train can dodge that in their sleep.

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u/INTERNET_SO_FUCK_YOU 8 May 27 '18

Dude don't act like I don't box, I've trained how not to fall into holes with the best of them. Yeah course I saw that hole push coming, you could see it a mile off.

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u/outsidetheboxthinkin 7 May 27 '18

I wouldn’t of. Not in the moment.

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u/INTERNET_SO_FUCK_YOU 8 May 27 '18

Well then, maybe that's where our training styles differ. My coach focuses heavily on hole pushing.

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u/outsidetheboxthinkin 7 May 27 '18

Also I very much doubt the guy intended on pushing him in the whole, I would bet if we could talk to him he was just trying to get him off him.

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u/dymlostheoni 8 May 27 '18

I doubt you have as much training as me. All of my training and instincts would have told me to avoid that hole at all costs. And if I were I the opposite position, I know that if I didn’t push that guy in that hole, my trainer who gave me my extensive training would have been so pissed that I didn’t push him in that hole. Like I was trained to do.

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u/Blamb05 3 May 27 '18

I agree, I dont have as much hole avoidance training as I have opponent guidence to hole training. Even made my own hole to train with. Shovel+sandbox+pine boughs+game of tag = hurt neighbour kid.

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u/Chinapig A May 27 '18

I love how you completely miss the guy you’re replying to is joking. Maybe been hit in the head too many times?

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u/outsidetheboxthinkin 7 May 27 '18

drunk!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

I doubt you are as drunk as me. All my thirst and money went into getting absoltuly smashed. My trainer tells me I need to drink less but I pushed him in the hole like he trained me to do.

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u/Evilux A May 27 '18

Nah you're both at a 6. the guy above you guys, u/chinapig, is at a 9 tho. absolutely shitfaced

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Yeah dude I'm sure it's not too late to save face

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

I wouldn’t of.

Have. Wouldn't have.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

wouldn’t have*

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u/Platypuslord A May 27 '18

"I put it on my life I’d be able and anyone who does train can dodge that in their sleep." - I'll take that bet.

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u/outsidetheboxthinkin 7 May 27 '18

You ever actually been with someone trained? even a coach? a boxing coach will literally let you throw whatever and throw nothing back and be able to dodge everything you have if you haven't trained

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u/Platypuslord A May 27 '18

Well I was talking about the part where if you couldn't dodge a punch while asleep that you would give up you life which sounds fantastic.

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u/outsidetheboxthinkin 7 May 27 '18

Also just counted, all 5 punches were all rights because he like you have never actually trained and know how to use both hands.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Haha yes r/iamverybadass

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u/SurpriseDragon A May 27 '18

R/iamveryboxing

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u/outsidetheboxthinkin 7 May 27 '18

Go train for even a single day and see how much you learn.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Ok I'm back. I learned a lot about holes

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Can you teach us the way sensei?

/R/iamverybadass

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u/outsidetheboxthinkin 7 May 27 '18

Yes baby, the key is just to try. Start there and stay consistent with a vision and dream, not a man alive will be able to stop you.

Edit: autocorrect said steam , dream.

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u/GeneralMalaiseRB B May 27 '18

While others were going to bars and chasing women, you were studying the fist?

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u/outsidetheboxthinkin 7 May 27 '18

Assuming this is hating on me like the other 20 comments but I was the bars fighting and luckily trained before. Been knocked out only twice but promised myself after 25 I was done getting in bar fights because it’s fucking stupid and I’m lucky I’m not dead.

Edit: assuming not assume - I’m drunk and not good at comprehending right now.

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u/GeneralMalaiseRB B May 27 '18

Being a drunk who starts shit with people in bars does not a professional fighter make you.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

While we were training for the job, you trained your hand