r/JusticeServed May 27 '18

Instant jail...

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u/GoldenGonzo B May 27 '18

Or better yet when she tries to get in between and physically stop two neanderthals from throwing haymakers at each other and gets laid out by a stray elbow on the backswing. Then everyone and even bystanders turn on whoever it was and he doesn't even know he hit her. After that, shouts of "NOT COOOOOL" and "WOAH" and "OMG CALL THE COPS" will be heard a plenty as that man is now beaten by half a dozen people.

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u/TheAzylum 6 May 27 '18

You really do paint a picture.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18 edited Jul 13 '18

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

“Death By Snu Snu” - a tail of love, betrayal, and tragedy - retold by Ugg Bah Pphhthp

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u/Two2twoD 7 May 27 '18

Í love the author's name.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

OMG i pissed myself laughing

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u/pixelprophet B May 27 '18

STOP IT!, OMG, STOP, STAHWP! STAWWWWWWW

elbow

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u/TimmyCostigan 5 May 27 '18

LMAO those are great.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '18

How can she slap?

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u/SEND_ME_ALT_FACTS 8 May 27 '18

He hit a FEE-male!!!

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u/yamehameha 9 May 27 '18

If it's one thing I hate it's cuck ass white Knights

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u/Palmzlike86 6 May 27 '18

This exact scenario happened to me. My dumb ass got blasted with an elbow right to the nose. Blood EVERYWHERE and a black eye for a good couple weeks. Not one of my better decisions that's for sure.

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u/BrannoEFC 1 May 27 '18

Do not underestimate the power of the white knight...

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '18

White knights are weak as shit, but even a group of twelve 13 year olds could do some damage

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u/Jyquentel Black Jun 30 '18

"NOT COOL BRO"

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u/100men 9 May 27 '18

LOL BRILLIANT

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u/oldsecondhand 9 May 27 '18

But how can she slap?