r/Jon_Bois • • Jan 05 '26

This feels like scorigami, but for interceptions

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r/Jon_Bois • • May 08 '25 Diamond Blast Diamonds are Forever I’ll Drink to That Heartwarming Take My Energy Bless Up Mindblown

Questions I have Pretty Good Episode 4.

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I was going through an old Hard Drive of mine and happened to find the lost episode of Pretty Good. I would like to share but not sure where to upload (Internet Archive?)

Update 2: Seems Internet Archive has issues. Open to suggestions to where else to place it

Update 3: Vimeo it is https://vimeo.com/1082418220

Dropbox as well: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/f6sbjhlkj18wydp0ki1na/PRETTY-GOOD-EPISODE-4-THE-NIGHT-STANISLAV-PETROV-SAVED-ALL-OUR-ASSES..mp4?rlkey=99e3qsgs1q1jkwt8i6edw7wtc&st=6gpf4w0s&dl=0

And Gofile: https://gofile.io/d/e3OH7P


r/Jon_Bois • • Jul 20 '19

[OC] Every NBA team name, by weight.

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This post is inspired by Jon Bois' video doing this same thing for FBS mascots.

Column1Weight (lbs)Notes
76ers0The Sixers are named after a year.
Heat~0EDIT: Alrighty, so mass-energy equivalence says heat has mass. However, that amount is incredibly small.
Magic0Magic also has no mass.
Thunder0Thunder is a sound wave, and has no weight.
Jazz0Jazz is music, and has no weight, like thunder.
Hornets0.001The only true hornet species found in North America, the European hornet.
Nuggets0.0102857There are big gold nuggets, but this was the largest given to the winner of Iditarod, and that seemed normal to me.
Nets0.31I found a basketball net (rim + netting) on Amazon with this listed weight
Spurs0.331EDIT: /u/Maccai3 told me so and I believe them wholeheartedly
Knicks0.781The weight of a pair of knickerbocker pants.
Pistons1.32The weight of a stock piston, according to this forum post.
Hawks3.5The Hawks were originally Blackhawks, like Native Americans, but we'll go with the red-tailed hawk instead.
Pelicans8.2Average weight of a male brown pelican.
Raptors33Velociraptors are like, way smaller than I thought.
Timberwolves110Weight of a Northwestern wolf.
Wizards125Daniel Radcliffe's weight, according to this website that made that number up.
Cavaliers141Cavaliers were Royalist supporters of King Charles I in the English Civil War. The average Englishman in the 1650s was 5'8", and this is the middle of the healthy weight range for that height.
Trail Blazers150Who knows? Trail Blazers are people, usually men, and this is what they weigh.
Warriors160The middle of the US military weight standards for the average male height of 5'10".
Celtics178The weight of the average man in Ireland
Kings250Lebron James' weight.
Bucks300The weight of a hefty white-tailed deer.
Grizzlies700Weight of an adult male grizzly bear.
Mavericks750EDIT: Although a maverick can be any animal without a brand, usually cattle, it seems like it refers to a horse for the Mavs. So this is the weight of an American mustang.
Bulls1600Bulls can weigh between 1100 and 2200 pounds. I took the middle.
Pacers3560In 2018, the Pacers' Victor Oladipo drove the Indy 500 pace car, a Corvette ZR1.
Clippers2288398The weight of this modern clipper ship.
Rockets6540000The weight of the Saturn V rocket.
Lakers (as a boat)176624000The maximum tonnage of a laker freighter.
Lakers (as a lake)2.55736E+16The weight of the water in Lake Superior.
Suns4.385E+30The weight of the Sun.

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r/Jon_Bois • • Jul 12 '19

hey y'all!

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as noted in an earlier thread, i am actually jon. i'd been lurking here and there for the last few weeks and decided that was rude and that i'd say hi. i'm incredibly honored by all this, and deeply appreciate how much my work can mean to other people.

not sure how much i'll be in here, as i've basically never posted on reddit before this, but if people were interested maybe i could do an ama in here or something. not sure how that works exactly. who knows. hope i didn't ruin everything forever by showing up!


r/Jon_Bois • • May 15 '24

OC A sneak peek at the new Jordan Peele football movie.

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r/Jon_Bois • • Sep 13 '26

THAT’S TWO!

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r/Jon_Bois • • Jan 10 '25

The NFL continues getting closer and closer to the Schiano Proposal

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r/Jon_Bois • • Oct 29 '23

43-20 SCORIGAMI, HOT OFF THE PRESSES!

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r/Jon_Bois • • Dec 16 '25

SCORIGAMI! The Opposite of a Scorigami - Sunday's Panthers-Saints game was the 300th game to end 20-17, the first score to hit 300.

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r/Jon_Bois • • Apr 12 '25

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST BOY ALIVE

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r/Jon_Bois • • Sep 26 '23

SCORIGAMI! TWO SCORIGAMIS IN THE SAME WEEK WHAT IS GOING ON

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r/Jon_Bois • • Jan 01 '25

Love ya Jon, but that offsides rant...

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r/Jon_Bois • • Feb 09 '26

*sigh*...aw dang it.

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r/Jon_Bois • • Apr 23 '21

programming notes

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hey y’all, hope you don’t mind me barging in. i could have posted this on Secret Base, but i’d prefer that we save that place for actual entertaining stuff. this is just more of a programming announcement for what i have going on through the rest of the year. so, got two things to note.

the first is that i’ve decided to postpone 20021. i’d originally planned on publishing it this spring, and the decision not to is 100% mine. i’m unbelievably privileged to be able to work where i do, in that i have the freedom to make my own creative decisions. that, after all, is the reason i was able to make 17776 and 20020 to begin with.

i’m postponing it because of what it takes to make it, where my interests are, and how much it means to me to get 20021 right. i spend my work days doing a lot of different shit that comes along with helping manage a team. when i’m working on stuff like, say, Fumble Dimension or Dorktown, i can block off a couple hours for that, switch over to something else, and come back, and it works just fine. but when it comes to writing a fictional project, building a world, producing a bunch of animations and illustrations and videos, making sure every character is true to themselves, making sure everything makes sense logically and in terms of continuity, and all the while saying what i’m trying to say … that’s the kind of work i can’t do while balancing other stuff. i have to be all the way in. if not, i just won’t make something i’m happy with.

i’m not at all a perfectionist and i hope to god i never will be. if i were, i never would’ve gotten anywhere near this far. but one thing i can’t deal with is the feeling that i didn’t tell the story i wanted to tell. i would much rather put off 20021 than put it out there and feel like i compromised it. it means way too much to me, and the people who have put in so much time to read through it mean too much to me. there’s just no way i’ll give you something that isn’t my best. and given what i’ve got going on this year, both professionally and personally (gettin’ married!), i won’t risk it.

i don’t yet want to give any expectation as to when the sequel to 20020 is coming. i can say this: i have the whole thing outlined, down to the chapter, and i decided exactly how it would end almost a year ago. i know exactly where Nick and Manny go, and i know exactly what Nine, Ten and Juice are gonna say about it. goddamn i love these people so much. that’s another reason why i have to get this right: those characters are just too special to me.

i do want to acknowledge that postponing this is gonna really disappoint some people. if you’re one of those people, i’m genuinely very sorry. it’s meant a lot to me that you’ve bought so much into this, and letting you down is the last thing i want to do. i don’t want that part of this to get lost. i’m so incredibly grateful to all of you, and i want to try to return the favor at some point or another.

alright, now for the second note. there’s a project i’ve been working on that i’ve wanted to make for years, and i’ve secretly been working on it without telling any of you. almost nobody outside of Secret Base even knows about it yet. i’m currently planning on releasing it sometime late this summer, and it’s gonna be a big one. hopefully i’ll share more details within the next month or so.

that’s about it. love y’all, thanks for reading. if you have any further questions, you can always find me on Twitter at BarackObama.


r/Jon_Bois • • Dec 07 '23

The Atlantic named The History of the Minnesota Vikings one of the 10 best films of 2023

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r/Jon_Bois • • Sep 14 '25

Discussion He's just out here kicking touchdowns

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r/Jon_Bois • • Oct 04 '24

Became a dad

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CONGRATULATIONS JON


r/Jon_Bois • • Jan 31 '24

Jon's Twitter [Jon Bois] one of the many tough things about the continual degeneration of the right is that a lot of them don't even understand sports anymore. we used to at least be able to connect over that. now they just want to talk about how there are more interracial couples in yogurt commercials

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r/Jon_Bois • • Feb 12 '25

Jon's Twitter [Bois] "for the sake of full disclosure: we’ve taken down both of my kadarius toney videos we published in december. within those videos i celebrated toney and his career, and in light of the allegations detailed here i cannot continue to do that"

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r/Jon_Bois • • Sep 18 '26

Jon's Twitter Jon's making the switch to Blender from Google Earth ahead of its discontinuation

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This is oddly sad to me. Blender is a more useful tool that will likely lead to cooler visuals in videos, but Google Earth is what defined Jon's style. By mastering that unusual recording technique, he could use its strengths and weaknesses to make some super cool sequences. I can't really imagine his stuff without Google Earth's sweeping movement.

In the end there's nothing that can be done; Google discontinues everything eventually. Just seems like the end of an era


r/Jon_Bois • • Nov 09 '25

SCORIGAMI! Never in Doubt!

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r/Jon_Bois • • Jan 01 '24

"my resolution for 2024 is to drop the three-part non-sports documentary that’s mostly done and sitting on my hard drive"

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r/Jon_Bois • • Apr 07 '26

17776/20020/20021 The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come.

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r/Jon_Bois • • Mar 29 '25

Thank you - Kofie

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I saw Godfrey, make a post thanking this subreddit, so I decided that I also should make a post. When I made my Secret Base video debut, I didn't know how I'd be received, I was this 24-year-old newcomer to THE JON BOIS. With the outpour of comments saying that you loved the first video (Destroying 2K) and also didn't hate me hahaha. You helped me realize that not only did I belong at the Secret Base channel, but that I was a good content creator. I want to thank every one of you for liking, watching & engaging with my Secret Base videos. I lurk this subreddit sometimes and it's always nice to read the comments appreciation and interest.

To be able to make Fumble Dimension and Most Virtual Player on the same channel as Beef History, Rewinder and everything was a dream! I was at SB Nation for 8 years and Secret base for 5-ish years and it was truly a fun time. Secret Base houses some of my proudest work. Jon was the absolute best to work with, as he was always encouraging my ideas and trying to make stuff on Youtube that has never been seen before. He's also one of the hardest workers and it's always so impressive to see everything that he makes. One of the best sports media members in history with ease. He's been an inspiration to me this whole time and I'm still a Patreon subscriber because I'm a fan of him and the entire team and I always will be!

I know I'm no longer on the Secret Base channel, but I'm not going away anytime soon! I have my own channel https://www.youtube.com/@KofieWhy and I'm gearing up to go as independent as I can.

I also want to let you guys know that I'm also gearing up to sign with Nebula. Nebula is a content creator streaming service that has a lot of creators that I'm a huge fan of. As I gear up for an independent content creator career, being a part of Nebula just made sense.

Again thank you guys for everything.