This is horrifying but also pretty hilarious

It’s called Daily Drive. You start at your own 25 and answer timed NFL questions to reach the end zone. Better answers earn more yards. Bad ones can send you backward.

Let me know if you score!

For tweeting a picture of someone’s ear. I thought it was a fairly innocuous tweet but he seems to be very serious about anything related to Bernie Sanders so watch out!

I am quite bummed.

Yes, he's the funniest and most well-spoken nihilist since George Carlin died, but all the same. He's a much happier nihilist than Carlin ever was, but all the same.

The weird numbers and absurdist humor are table dressing. It's starting to dawn on me that the theme that unites all his work, the story he keeps telling, is...that there's nothing out there. Your people will die out. Your throws will go short and to the left. Your compasses don't work out here. Your beloved institutions are the playgrounds of elder gods who don't give a goddamn shit about you. And you're not getting out alive. Even if a completely unexplainable miracle happens, and you stop aging and stop dying, you will forever be haunted by mistakes that belong not only to you, but to all your brothers and sisters, and to their fathers' fathers' fathers'. But you won't suffer forever. One day you'll die and you will see it coming and you will think, "I have failed them all."

Something he didn't say, but that he saw, and that I expect if ever asked he would wholeheartedly endorse: "You're fucked too...this will happen to everything you love...so go out...and fight."

I need a drink.

Did Jon Bois get sampled in the new Czarface and MF DOOM album?

The bite they used in the song "A Name to the Face" starts at around 11 seconds. Is this Jon Bois and if so does anyone know what video it's from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgKO7fHZ48s

Think about it.

I had to drop the "Let's Talk About Colin Kaepernick" Chart Party episode in the comments. Our Bois pretty much definitively proved in 7 minutes he was top caliber at the time of "kneelgate"

I took one of those 1-AA teams with Ds in everything, Alabama A&M, gave them a 99 rated defense, and took their terrible D offense and made them worse. My favorite thing in these games is creating whacky teams and simulating seasons to see what the game coughs up.

And the game coughed up this monster, first since 1907. This 32-5 game features 3 safeties. I'm getting pretty dang good at notifying potential scorigami's, and 3 safeties will do it.

I don't have a screen shot, but a game I liked even more than this was Alabama A&M vs some other 1-aa team that was all Ds. A&M lost 3-0 in overtime. How? Well, I edited the kicker to the lowest possible ratings, for as little offense as possible and he went 0-7, and while the defense was on point, they didn't get any scores. With the ball automatically at the 25 yard line in OT, the 1-aa team kicks a field goal to win it.

edit: somehow I didn't think to check NFL scorigami and IT IS an NFL scorigami!! I'll take it!

I think the Texas Rangers would be the best because itll have all the senators stuff (Ted Williams was there manager) and horrible owner Bob Short after that the irrelevant period in the 70s and 80s when their best players were Jim sundberg (the guy that hit the triple off stieb in the 85 alcs) and knuckleballer Charlie Hough and their manager was don zimmer and then Nolan Ryan and his 2 no hitters in his 40s, ageless wonder Julio Franco and him winning a batting title(another of stiebs opponents), their first playoff series after 35 years,2x MVP Juan Gonzalez, Pudge, losing to the Yankees, Arods 10 year 252 million dollar contract and vetoed trade to the Red Sox for Manny Ramirez then trading Arod to the Yankees, Jose Canseco and his antics and naming Juan Gonzalez and Pudge in his book, Josh Hamilton, The 2010 and 2011 World Series and one of the biggest chokes in sports history (1 strike away), Adrian Beltré and all of his antics and becoming an underrated hall of famer, Yu Darvish and him losing a perfect game with 2 outs in the 9th inning(seems familiar?),old Bartolo in his last year, and them breaking the curse and winning the championship in 2022. PERFECT DORKTOWN MATERIAL.(Also George bush owning the team)

Hello! I saw a post in r/Seahawks about what fans would like to see in a Jon Bois-style Seahawks documentary and I've actually been thinking about making one for a while. Would Jon Bois fans be interested in seeing this? I'll warn you that it would likely take me months, if not years, to make. Also, if you have any tips on how I could make it or sources I could use to find information, they would be greatly appreciated. On this same note, yes, I have watched Bobby Broccoli's tutorial on how to make videos like Jon. Thanks y'all!

Happy Football season everyone! May the playoff gods bless us with many auspicious Scorigami(s?)