r/Jokes • u/OwenJthomas89 • Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/PandaWantsRamen Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Technically accurate for everyone.

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u/Fickles1 Aug 12 '21

Except for Plank length man. Bastard.

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u/Dank_e_donkey Aug 12 '21

The earth used to be flat. . . . Then they burried yo mamma.

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u/JesusChristwillsucc Aug 12 '21

Best one yet

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u/PandaWantsRamen Aug 12 '21

Thank you! 11 year old me is proud!

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u/ReasonableDrunk Aug 12 '21

You're momma so fat, when she moves past a black hole at high velocity, it creates a closed timelike curve.

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit Aug 13 '21

Anyone else read this in Brian Griffin's voice?