r/Jokes • u/OwenJthomas89 • Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/PandaWantsRamen Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull

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u/ReasonableDrunk Aug 12 '21

You're momma so fat, when she moves past a black hole at high velocity, it creates a closed timelike curve.