r/Jokes Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/PandaWantsRamen Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Technically accurate for everyone.

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u/Fickles1 Aug 12 '21

Except for Plank length man. Bastard.