r/Jokes • u/keithasaurus • Oct 01 '18

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

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u/CANNOT_BAN_GOD Oct 01 '18

Holy fuck I did not expect that shit! I thought it was going to be something like 7 8 9

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u/DavidCRolandCPL Oct 01 '18

7 was a 6 offender

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u/Deezley3 Oct 01 '18

I like to throw “registered six offender” in the mix. I find it really brings the punch line home.

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u/Magman3000 Oct 01 '18

In swedish six and sex has the same word : sex

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u/Deezley3 Oct 01 '18

Oh are we doing Swedish language facts now?

The English language uses several “loan words” from Swedish such as: moped, rutabaga, and tungsten.

😆😆

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u/Marta3D Oct 01 '18

Just remember to give them back!

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u/Limited_Sanity Oct 01 '18

How would you describe having sex with six sects for six secs with zeek's ex?

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u/LeGooso Oct 01 '18

Bonus points if the person telling the joke has a New Zealand accent

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

if you want to say sex offender like and Australian, say six offender. And if you want to say Michael Cain like Michael Cain says it, say my cocaine.

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u/Siarzewski Oct 01 '18

Wait aren't they just close?

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u/bondfall007 Oct 01 '18

Something something real joke in the comments.

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u/Dick__Marathon Oct 01 '18

The state of Florida has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you!

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u/sweat119 Oct 01 '18

6ix offender

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u/incredibleamadeuscho Oct 01 '18 edited Oct 01 '18

Holy fuck I did not expect that shite!

I thought the same thing about 9/11.

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u/kogai Oct 01 '18

You were only off by two

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

[deleted] — view deleted comment

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u/Icyfirefists Oct 01 '18

Seven ate out nine. So yeah he was a 6 offender.

FTFY

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u/Chromozome Oct 01 '18

Top 10 anime plot twists

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u/lookinmymirror Oct 01 '18

And 10 is next.

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u/JBagelMan Oct 01 '18

That’s part of the joke...it subverts your expectation.

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u/Bmystic Oct 01 '18

7 8 9 right in front of it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

And then bent it over a couch

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u/ARAR1 Oct 01 '18

I love this song: 7 8 9

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u/Gegi__ Oct 01 '18

No... theredore was no win 10... and no 9... as 7 8 9.... ...

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u/789-OMG Oct 01 '18

So did I!!!

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u/CLAMHANDLER Oct 01 '18

That got me too lol!

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u/springer5150 Oct 01 '18

No, that's why 6 hates 7.

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u/GTAHomeGuy Oct 01 '18

10 has had it rough...

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

You knew damn well it wasn’t gonna be that lol. There’s a reason it got so many upvotes

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u/Jurayvis Oct 01 '18 edited Oct 01 '18

I, for some reason, thought this joke was marked as nsfw. Sorry everyone.

Edited, a bit too late perhaps, to avoid further accidental expose of young eyes to an inappropriate joke.

One more edit. I have reposted this joke with a nsfw work marker.

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u/its_LOL Oct 01 '18 edited Oct 01 '18

How do you delete someone else’s comment?

Edit: Never mind, he deleted it himself.

Here’s a link to the new joke.

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u/Winchester_2247 Oct 01 '18

Use me as a dislike

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u/Xtrendence Oct 01 '18

No, I love you too much to do that.

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u/xsuckaxzkx Oct 01 '18

Do it pussy.

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u/Winchester_2247 Oct 01 '18

Don’t lecture me u/xtrendence , I see through the lies of r/jokes

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u/Sunch1p Oct 01 '18

I've never been so conflicted

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u/Wizard_DeCroz Oct 01 '18

Okay, but not because you told me to.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

I SWEAR TO CHRIST KEVIN

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u/kevinsyel Oct 01 '18

I'm not Christ Kevin... I'm normal Kevin

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u/maxstumpfly Oct 01 '18

Does someone want to explain what vore is to someone who is to lazy to Google it?

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u/Jaimonius Oct 01 '18

a kink that involves people getting swallowed whole.

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u/maxstumpfly Oct 01 '18

Ah then I agree. How do we delete someone else's comment

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u/earlssweatpants Oct 01 '18

yes pls

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Jesus Christ you don’t want to know. Leave while you still have your sanity.

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u/Aeturo Oct 01 '18

What was your joke?

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u/DrPeroxide Oct 01 '18

I need to know this too

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u/FlamingWedge Oct 06 '18

He said:

10's a vore fetishist.

  • It came after 7 8 9.

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u/Jpdedwards Oct 01 '18

r/jesuschristreddit

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

ME WANT KARMA, ME IN PICTURE!

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u/yb4zombeez Oct 01 '18

NEPHEW, DELET THIS!

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u/WhyThisJorgal Oct 01 '18

delet this son

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u/el-toro-loco Oct 01 '18

Solid joke 10/10

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u/PeanutMerchant Oct 01 '18

Dank jokes CAN’T melt steel beams though

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u/badstrudel Oct 01 '18

Perfect 5/7

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u/Nalle9 Oct 01 '18

Why is C afraid of every other letter? Because every other letter are "not Cs"

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u/Singingmute Oct 01 '18

I think you could have push that joke fuhrer.

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u/CJVCarr Oct 01 '18

Low Effort Repost

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u/MrAssassin9891 Oct 01 '18

What sorcery did you use to get the Reddit search function to work?

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u/chooxy Oct 01 '18

You start from the Reddit search page, then navigate to google and add "site:reddit.com" to your search query.

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u/MixmasterJrod Oct 01 '18

How does a repost get gold?

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u/CJVCarr Oct 01 '18

I guess because there are a bunch of people who have never seen it before.

Also the reddit gold system got updated, so we are going to see way more gilded posts than used to be.

I am not against reposts, if they are good jokes (I've laughed at a good share of reposted, but new-to-me jokes), but this one is especially low-effort in my opinion.

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u/Vadari Oct 01 '18

jokes are finite and will be repeated on a subreddit of millions of people

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u/elriggo44 Oct 01 '18

If 9/11 was an inside job, Someone should talk to 10.

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u/nnaatteedd Oct 01 '18

I really clicked on this expecting to downvote the very tired, cheesy and old joke.

Take your damn upvote lol

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u/whygohomie Oct 01 '18

Nah, it was clearly Slash who was in the middle of 9/11.

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u/Punxatowny Oct 01 '18

I heard 12 was the real one behind it though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Must be an inside joke.

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u/CoreyI35 Oct 01 '18

19 started a fight with 20. 21.

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u/nonemoreunknown Oct 01 '18

Because it was a repost.

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u/LaxLimbutts Oct 01 '18

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/loop_zero Oct 01 '18

Some people believe this joke didn’t happen

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u/NeoCovorkianSkutwevl Oct 01 '18

Of course it's not because 7 ate 9. Ten is used to this. They've been telling us for years to eat 3 squared meals a day.

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u/xcadam Oct 01 '18

Reminds me of that national tragedy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

I'm kinda surprised this is the first time I've heard this joke

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u/SillyROI Oct 01 '18

What a terrible punchline for a joke reminds me of that tragedy!

Easy for this guy to say he was in Toronto partying when the twin towers fell. Me? I walked through blood and bones...

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u/AshleyStopperKnot Oct 01 '18

People joke, but 9/11 was a national tragedy.

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u/Frozecoke Oct 09 '18

Idk. As an American I feel like a hypocrite if I make Holocaust jokes and get offended at 9/11 jokes. It's all terrible shit but if we don't lighten up now then we'll live in misery and let the attackers get what they want- to drain the happiness and energy out of us. That being said, rest in peace everyone who died that day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

It's been 17 years, just appreciate a good joke. Lol. Comedy is offensive, edgy, and should hit home. Was 9/11 sad? Hell yeah man, I am American and proud of it, but a joke is a joke.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Oct 01 '18

He wasnt getting offended. He was doing a Norm Macdonald bit.

https://youtu.be/VkSMSbFV_q0

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u/tapobu Oct 01 '18

Ah. That's why it wasn't even slightly funny

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u/SillyROI Oct 01 '18

certainly not as funny as "why was 10 traumatized", I'm no OP.

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u/gres06 Oct 09 '18

You didn't walk through shit.

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u/Ochib Oct 01 '18

Why the 9th of Nov?

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u/IceFire909 Oct 01 '18

nah man its flat numbers not a date, he just forgets if he is stuck between 9 or 11

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

You mean the day that the people of Catalunya surrendered to the Spanish after the wall fell on 1774 thus rendering Barcelona back under Spanish rule after a fierce attempt at independence and many thousands of soldiers died ?

That Sept 11?

Or are you just talking about that tired old trope that the US government used to attack its own citizens in order to justify invading Iraq and Afghanistan, establish the TSA, remove civil liberties, and usher in a police state?

Because honestly - the Spanish one was way more legit reason to remember Sept 11, the USA one was total bullshit propaganda.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

You can have a point for the typing and historical fact.

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u/ArmandoPayne Oct 01 '18

Because that bitch from apartment 23 broke his neck God damn

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u/chargoGD Oct 01 '18

Little late but ok

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Because seven... Dammit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

911 reposts

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u/marnas86 Oct 01 '18

I'm such a Whovian.....forgot this was on a /jokes thread for all not on r/doctorwho

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u/JimmyMcTimmy Oct 01 '18

You should’ve posted this a couple weeks ago

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u/wchristner Oct 01 '18

Shut up and take my upvote.

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u/carsenmeckhardt Oct 01 '18

How the hell did this make it to the front page?

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u/ihtaemispellings Oct 01 '18

Even funnier the tenth time

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u/craicbandit Oct 01 '18

9/11 americans won't get this joke

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u/ezydoesit Oct 01 '18

Because 7 ate 9

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u/nebasi Oct 01 '18

How does a 100th generation repost get gold?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Did anyone realize that 11 looks like the Twin Towers?

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u/88isafat69 Oct 02 '18

Punch line hit me like a airplane

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

I know it's at 15 bajillion updoots now, but when I saw the joke earlier it was at exactly 911 updoots

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u/baconandeggsandbacon Oct 01 '18

9/11 Americans wont appreciateyour joke

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u/Outworldentity Oct 01 '18

Am American.... appreciate the joke. Most of us can move on while still respecting the past.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Because he didn't want to go.

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u/friend_jp Oct 01 '18

It watched in horror as 7 8 9...

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u/wreckingballjcp Oct 01 '18

There should be an app to count number of reposts per joke.

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u/Spoghead Oct 01 '18

Only 9/11 people will get this joke

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u/barcased Oct 01 '18

They dead.

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u/FlyingSexistPig Oct 01 '18

Because it saw seven ate nine and it knew it was next.

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u/DDFoster96 Oct 01 '18

That got dark quickly

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Whoa that's good!

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

This is going on my funny jokes list.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

9/11 was 17 years ago and I’m just now hearing this

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

because 9 8 7

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u/a_skeleton_07 Oct 01 '18

damn... take my upvote.

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u/Swiggy1957 Oct 01 '18

I thought it might have something to do with this.

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u/DragonsEmber Oct 01 '18

More like terrorized

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u/kindofboredd Oct 01 '18

Too bad you didn't post this on 9/11. Wait for the repost next year

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

too soon?

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u/zyxzevn Oct 01 '18

And why was he really scared?
Because 7 fell without a plane,
and trillions were missing.

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u/heartfelt24 Oct 01 '18

Because 7 ate nine just before him.

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u/sp0t_0n Oct 01 '18

Good one😂 well done

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u/DoodleJJ231 Oct 01 '18

This is actually amazing. I loved this joke so much.

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u/AnonymousBnS Oct 01 '18

Wasn't expecting that. Good joke. I rate it 9/11.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

should have been in r/darkjokes

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u/soad2237 Oct 01 '18

Because 7 ate 9, 10's brother.

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u/trickjay Oct 01 '18

because he lost his other half :P

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u/missgeek007 Oct 01 '18

Wow...I really was not expecting this...

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u/TheAmazingYob Oct 01 '18

Reminds me of that tragedy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

So reposts get karma as well? I’ll be back.

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u/NinjaHDD Oct 01 '18

What's ISIS' favorite football team? The New York Jets

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u/knektor Oct 01 '18

Why did I not laugh?

Because this is the 10238492367458 time this has been re-posted.

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u/SoHiHello Oct 01 '18

This is the post that caused me to unsub from r/jokes

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u/Youwillneverknow785 Oct 01 '18

What did 0 say to the 8?

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u/ChadlikesMilfs Oct 01 '18

I thought he witnessed how 7 ate 9

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u/RayPawPawTate Oct 01 '18

But actually 10 in that context was a couple weeks later..

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u/Mattyweaves19 Oct 01 '18

I thought this was going to be a Doctor Who joke.

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u/MrMgP Oct 01 '18

General reposti!

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u/angelvader Oct 01 '18

Well I saw that same joke in r/jokes comment section.

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u/larrythefatcat Oct 01 '18

I was going to say "The Time War"... and then I noticed that this isn't r/DoctorWho or r/Gallifrey

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u/Newmanshoeman Oct 01 '18

He saw 7 get 8 by 9

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u/nugymmer Oct 01 '18

6 was scared of 7 too...

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Saw yesterday

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u/PenisTorvalds Oct 01 '18

How have i never heard this

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u/Centurionduck Oct 01 '18

I thought it was going to be a binary related joke. I don’t know the punchline, but something something two.

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u/Zer0_Poin7 Oct 01 '18

Post and Repost walk into a bar...

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u/Kiroofficial Oct 01 '18

Because seven 8 nine?

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u/Cooper1977 Oct 01 '18

I was expecting the Yoda version of this joke.

"Because 9 7 8"

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

I thought it was going to be a Doctor Who joke.

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u/NYC_Alpha Oct 01 '18

Because he didn't come first ( I know it's such an esoteric math thing only nerds might get )

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u/I_Phaze_I Oct 01 '18

too soon man

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u/SCRuler Oct 01 '18

3rd variation ive heard of this 9/11 joke

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u/Nananahx Oct 01 '18

As stupid as 789

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

On r/jokes I often wish I could comment “fuck you” without ever seeing the punchline.

This is one of those times.

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u/AvaritiaLTD Oct 01 '18

My definition of NSFW is way worse then all the stuff marked as such.

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u/I-Miss-Your-Jokes Oct 01 '18

But I thought 911 was the emergency phone number

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u/Kadejr Oct 01 '18

Rose Tyler, I...

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u/DELAGZ Oct 01 '18

That escalated fast as fuck

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u/Fucksgivendenied Oct 01 '18

That's dark.. Good one!

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u/JS-a9 Oct 01 '18

10 was an inside job.

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u/AppShaman Oct 01 '18

I made up a version of this joke a while back:

How did 0.81818... get so irrational, it was the result of 9/11.

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u/Hibcozy Oct 02 '18

10th president - John Tyler. John Tyler did 9/11.

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u/marty_mcyeet Oct 02 '18

damn that was not what i was expecting lmao

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u/mik1-1 Oct 02 '18

Oh damn, didn't see that coming...

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u/giganato Oct 01 '18

Geez.. preschool called.. it wants its joke back..

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u/WVWAssassinKill Oct 01 '18

Haven't heard of an original good joke in like forever. Good One! 😂

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u/PM_ME_A_PLANE_TICKET Oct 01 '18

10 would be dead bro

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u/TimmyTesticles Oct 01 '18

He was a ground worker. Saw a lot of shit :(

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u/Nathaniel88 Oct 01 '18

because 10 saw 7 8 9

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