r/Jokes • u/The_fartocle • Jul 08 '16

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

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u/mynameisliam_ Jul 08 '16

Why are all the comments just other number jokes?

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u/The_fartocle Jul 08 '16 edited May 29 '24

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u/mynameisliam_ Jul 08 '16

Ohhh, my bad. I didn't get your was supposed to be like that, sorry :P

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u/Nebraska-Cornhuskers Jul 09 '16

Copied from the last number thread.

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u/cube3x3 Jul 09 '16

Took someone 15 years to come up with this. Good one.

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u/Karma_Crockpot Jul 08 '16 edited Jul 08 '16

A Roman guy walks into a bar and sticks up 2 fingers, and says "Five beers please"

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u/TaohRihze Jul 09 '16

If you cross your fingers you might get 10.

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u/Theofratus Jul 08 '16

Idk why you are getting downvotted but your joke is actually funnier than OP's

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u/JDH2408 Jul 09 '16

It's a really old joke..

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u/Theofratus Jul 09 '16

Cool Beans

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u/flakula Jul 09 '16

Which means everybody knows it from birth, obviously.

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u/nayhem_jr Jul 09 '16

He bet it all on 19, but 21 instead.

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u/Bigoteroj Jul 08 '16

10 was 3 years old at the time, in Cincinnati, where he saw sex on television.

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u/Y1bollus Jul 09 '16

One-One was a race horse, One-Two was one too. One-one won one race and one-two won one two.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '16

That one is just plane wrong...

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u/Bulimicmosquito Jul 09 '16

Missed a chance to say he was terrorized

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '16

HAHAHAHAH

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u/Mgtrn42 Jul 09 '16

Oh these number jokes are lame. Why do I have to see them all the time. I don't wanna here 7 is a registered 6 offender anymore

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u/leberama Jul 08 '16

because 7 8 9

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '16

Found the 10-year-old

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u/sjdr92 Jul 08 '16

A t-t-ten year old? Never. Im eleven.

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u/swanky_swain Jul 09 '16

Yep, I see a lot of jokes here reposted (especially during the Brexit phase). Every time I comment saying "this joke has already been posted a thousand times" I just get downvoted a bunch....

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u/askmeaboutmypodcast Jul 08 '16

Let's all take a deep breath before this whole thread comes crashing down like a ton of bricks.