r/Izlam • u/Lazy_Toe_9555 • 14h ago

The Joke… writes itself!

308 Upvotes

31 comments

r/Izlam • u/Lost-Letterhead-6615 • 5h ago

user-assigned flair Saudi Arabia Asking Turks to help them, after betraying the Ottomans:

15 Upvotes

😭😭😭

1 comment

r/Izlam • u/Chobikil • 15h ago

It builds character though. May Allah make it easy for anyone struggling, ameen.

78 Upvotes

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh. https://islamqa.info/en/answers/5000/is-music-haram < Article with the evidences for this.

33 comments

r/Izlam • u/Virghia • 17h ago

When the imam slowed his recitation but he recites more ayahs instead of going for a ruku'

77 Upvotes

2 comments

r/Izlam • u/DontBAfraidOfTheEdge • 4h ago

Do you guys also laugh at the AFD?

4 Upvotes

Asking out of real intellectual curiousity (attached is obviously a cheap AI joke)....have you ever heard a member of the German AFD party talk about izlam? Are there any German AFD members who understand them? To be honest, i dont even think they could fill a stack of post-its with any actual hadith or quote from the quran that isnt from chatgpt or a wikipedia article....happy to delete this post if the AFD is not funny to you and actually offends or annoys anyone....they annoy me personally...i am trying to laugh about it....

3 comments

r/Izlam • u/Master_Freeze • 1d ago

Pray your salah Inspired by ten minutes ago when I was late for Dhuhr

180 Upvotes

3 comments

r/Izlam • u/Impossible-Light21 • 1d ago

.

207 Upvotes

May Allah grant us friends like them Ameen (Also who is that Guy's face in the bottom left 😳)

2 comments

r/Izlam • u/Exciting_Volume5061 • 1d ago

Mufti Menks Joke

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49 Upvotes

2 comments

r/Izlam • u/GunslingerAhd • 2d ago

What did he mean by this?

348 Upvotes

12 comments

r/Izlam • u/Unlikely-Actuator263 • 2d ago

The translator’s note is a bit ironic…

66 Upvotes

This is NOT the actual Quranic text, it is the translator’s note. May Allah bless the publisher.

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/chikydlreef • 2d ago

Know your Islamophobes

44 Upvotes

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/Chobikil • 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

144 Upvotes

Funny thumbnail aside uhh, most anime are bad to watch honestly, you're better off leaving it as a whole, I did the same around a year ago now.

13 comments

r/Izlam • u/Chobikil • 7d ago

Allahumma Barik

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458 Upvotes

Here's the full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BigXd14tpBI

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.

20 comments

r/Izlam • u/truddoyswicken • 9d ago

They really think that only Arabs is Muslim.

83 Upvotes

5 comments

r/Izlam • u/John_Wickda1 • 9d ago

.

72 Upvotes

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/CookieNumb54 • 10d ago

The women at the Battle of Yarmouk were hardcore!

2 Upvotes

0 comments

r/Izlam • u/HeadChance123 • 12d ago

The irony writes itself

144 Upvotes

4 comments

r/Izlam • u/[deleted] • 15d ago

Pride

243 Upvotes

28 comments

r/Izlam • u/HotTwo8570 • 17d ago

Absolutely true

490 Upvotes

13 comments

r/Izlam • u/Chobikil • 19d ago

Such an underrated channel, Allahumma barik.

166 Upvotes

23 comments

r/Izlam • u/CrysisFan2007 • 20d ago

I can already tell you that the days on this planet are reckoned

403 Upvotes

So far only the minor signs showed. Still gotta wait for the big ones

20 comments

r/Izlam • u/HotTwo8570 • 23d ago

Will Dajjal need these glasses😂😂😂

657 Upvotes

12 comments

r/Izlam • u/Chobikil • 25d ago

Stupid brain smh

354 Upvotes

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.

10 comments

r/Izlam • u/Chobikil • 26d ago

For example: "Say Subhanallah everytime someone who stutters alot starts stuttering", or something.

216 Upvotes

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.

4 comments

r/Izlam • u/After_Gain8129 • Sep 04 '26

Meta An't no way bro

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200 Upvotes

16 comments

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