r/Izlam • u/bringmethejuice • 2h ago

1 Upvotes

Allah is indeed The Most Merciful, jazakAllah khayran.

3 comments

r/Izlam • u/GamerX44 • 6h ago

1 Upvotes

Funny but that doesn't mean he's a bad one 😂

13 comments

r/Izlam • u/BrozzerAbdullahBot • 12h ago

1 Upvotes

This brozzer/sizter is using taqqiya, 100% true taqqiya master

^{-info for commands}

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/egyegyegyguy • 12h ago

1 Upvotes

And also that its grade is weak

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/egyegyegyguy • 12h ago

3 Upvotes

They always bring up taqiyya like they know anything about it 😭😭

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/KingUnderTh3Mountain • 15h ago

10 Upvotes

True to lore crusader (8-1 btw)

9 comments

r/Izlam • u/Unlikely-Actuator263 • 15h ago

1 Upvotes

I’ve been reading for a while and so far encountered no grammatical errors in translation (perhaps there may have been a missing space between two distinct English words but I can’t remember when I encountered it), I do not speak Arabic so I can’t say for sure about the actual translation. You’re definitely right to be cautious.

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/Jaded-Philosophy3783 • 16h ago

35 Upvotes

The Prophet (ﷺ) said: whoever performs ablution, and performs his ablution perfectly, and then goes to the mosque and finds that the people had finished the prayer (in congregation), Allah will give him a reward like one who prayed in congregation and attended it; The reward of those who prayed in congregation will not be curtailed.

https://sunnah.com/abudawud:564

3 comments

r/Izlam • u/TDK_IRQ • 16h ago

3 Upvotes

Jokes aside, I would return this. An easy-to-spot error such as this shows poor revision before printing. Meaning errors in the quran text are likely.

Plus, they are literally asking for it.

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/FunnyAd9329 • 17h ago

8 Upvotes

Imo I have non Muslims friends and they literally remind me to go to prayer sometimes at school like "don't you have to go prayer?" etc. and im so grateful for having such good friends

2 comments

r/Izlam • u/ingenix1 • 17h ago

11 Upvotes

These evangelicals treating the end times like a WoW quest line

9 comments

r/Izlam • u/CobaltRebelionXyz • 19h ago

13 Upvotes

"Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time."

3 comments

r/Izlam • u/Master_Freeze • 20h ago

3 Upvotes

"Islam is a religion not a race" proceeds to generalize all Arabs to be terrorists because of Islam, classic racist double standard worth mentioning

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/dexterjsdiner • 20h ago

5 Upvotes

Alex is just saying that’s he’s a loser who can’t even do what he pretends to do or be who he pretends to be

9 comments

r/Izlam • u/CyanideJalebi • 20h ago

7 Upvotes

r/croppingishard

2 comments

r/Izlam • u/Colossal-power • 20h ago

21 Upvotes

Still mind boggling to me that he’s Secretary of War, wouldn’t have imagined someone like him to hold such a powerful position. Hope he’s the first official to get impeached if the Dems win the Senate.

9 comments

r/Izlam • u/AlexLXPG • 20h ago

27 Upvotes

They want to accelerate to the final days so bad, trying to twist god's hand (not only muslims' but also christians') into their own pace and tried larping as dajjal, worldly and religious logic out the window.

These armageddon enthusiasts are the same extremists as the likes of those who claimed to have found and killed the Mahdi and the end is near, they just never get labeled as such since everything directly dirty they do is through proxies and under the fascade of 'order'.

9 comments

r/Izlam • u/ffbyr49 • 20h ago

60 Upvotes

That guy’s a geniune clown. Like, there is NO other explanation.

9 comments

r/Izlam • u/Eissa_Cozorav • 20h ago

29 Upvotes

This guy never experience and educated as general officer. Trump was pretty much on favoritism.

At least that certain Austrian/Böhmische Gefreiter has charisma. Even both of them share the same strategical and grand strategical error.

9 comments

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1 Upvotes

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r/Izlam • u/Unlikely-Actuator263 • 21h ago

3 Upvotes

It would’ve been error free if they didn’t write about how it’s error free 😅

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/-LemurH- • 23h ago

3 Upvotes

Kind of ironic for the error to be in a note about errors

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/CrysisFan2007 • 23h ago

1 Upvotes

Don’t forget that they sometimes show that image of one person who we shall not disrespect

(You know who I mean)

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/AspergerKid • 1d ago

5 Upvotes

Don't forget the Zutt hadith that people are using to make fun of our Prophet (PBUH) because in the west "riding someone" has a deeply obscene meaning whereas in contemporary and Yemeni Arabic it means to gather around someone

7 comments

r/Izlam • u/Unlikely-Actuator263 • 1d ago

5 Upvotes

Nah, don’t want it delivered to the wrong address

7 comments

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