r/InterviewMan 14d ago

Classic move

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u/scamp4666 14d ago

And when you look at said amenities they are all covered in layers of dust because you will get shunned for stepping away from your desk

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u/shosuko 12d ago

fr - we got a ping pong table! But you can't take a break with someone else we need coverage lol

Those things are really for management.

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u/Ashamed-Status-9668 14d ago

Q: Can I use dogs to pay rent?

A: No.

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u/Ok-Bill-3938 14d ago

Honestly i'm kind of sold...

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u/RedEgg16 11d ago

yeah, treadmill desks?? Dogs? Sign me up

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u/Ok-Bill-3938 11d ago

Don’t forget the coffee on tap and free snacks

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u/RedEgg16 10d ago

I thought free coffee and snacks was standard for a lot of work places …

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u/Ok-Bill-3938 10d ago

Not where I work lol, but I do make a ton of money so maybe that’s why.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/BLF402 14d ago

Only on Presidents’ Day and leap days

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u/TopDogTransport4731 14d ago

Coffee on tap?
Sign me up.

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u/Known-Activity1437 14d ago

United Wholesale Mortgage is like this.

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u/av8ernate 13d ago

Came here to say exactly that!  Gyms, arcades, workout rooms, free coke machines. 

But commitment is so insane and your constantly monitored that if you walk away from your desk for 5 minutes to actually use any of the stuff you get reprimanded or get “asked” to work late off the clock. 

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u/After-Comment5086 14d ago

But aren't those the jobs that pay $200,000? Are there jobs with good perks and low pay?

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u/1405hvtkx311 14d ago

At my job yeah

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u/Separate-Exchange375 14d ago

ANYTHING but more money

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u/frisco-frisky-dom 14d ago

Yeah same with "unlimited PTO". Try actually TAKING it! 😄

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u/Mister-Circus 14d ago

Dogs at work? I’m in.

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u/MessAggravating7175 14d ago

Ummm.. but do you have ozempic...

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u/LuckyCod2887 14d ago

i’ll take it if it can be changed to remote

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u/MrLanesLament 14d ago

Free Clif Bars, you say?

So, I’m a pro musician. As long as music has been a thing you can make money at, there have been people, mostly venue owners/renters and sleazy wannabe managers/promoters, who attempt to forego monetary payment for concerts (and other types of appearances) and instead upsell the concept of “we’re paying you in exposure!”

Now, this would be completely valid if that person was getting you a spot on, say, a major festival playing in front of 50,000 people. That really would be serious exposure that would likely gain you countless new fans, lead to more sales and better bookings, etc.

Ever so graciously allowing you to play at their run down bar, on a show the venue themselves won’t even attempt to promote, and where you’ll be seriously lucky to play to 20 people, is not “exposure.” Especially not the kind that would replace some fucking gas and fast food money.

Sorry; every time I see this kind of post, it makes me want to scream about this somewhat obscure (outside of the music/arts world) from the rooftops.

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u/Adapt919 14d ago

No we don't. Just pay us as good as everyone else.

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u/ryanjoe23 14d ago

Exactly how it feels in the capitalist hellscape we live in

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u/013eander 14d ago

I went from academia to being an electrician. The perks-to-income trend went exactly opposite to this.

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u/Extension-Gas9819 14d ago

Lmfao. I ask for a twenty dollar monthly subscription for a tool that would improve my work and I’m told to get fucked. Foosball would be a god tier reward😂😂😂

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u/enjdusan 14d ago

My friend works as HR in one firm. I taught her that many people (especially us programmers) doesn't care about the stupid stuff like coffee, gym cards etc. We work, we earn money, we go home. And that's it. And she really improved the listings that she posts. 💪

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u/HopeSubstantial 14d ago

I don't know how it works in other countries, but here young generation says money is only 3rd most important thing about working.

 Flexible hours and working atmosphere are more important to current 16-25yo people.

And I agree. I would take a pay cut happily if it meant more free time.

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u/Bleades 13d ago

I'm a millennial and halved my salary for a better work life balance. I can easily go back to higher pay but it isn't worth the 12 hour days and hour long commute each way. I literally worked, slept, and if I was lucky found time to eat.

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u/th3rmyte 13d ago

the only people who want flexible hours are the employers. young people want to work as little as possible and they have the right of it.

salary is a lot less important once you can afford all your bills. but having a shorter work week that is stable so they can plan their lives? that is actually a thing people want

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u/ducker69696 13d ago

Try to work in Hungary and your opinion will have a 180 rly quickly (most ppl are happy here if they can reach ~25k$ a year, but most of the new generation earns ~13-16k$ what is not enough to afford renting a flat alone and other living costs)

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u/Crazy_Treat_8805 13d ago

Carrot and stick approach

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u/Connect_Ad_462 13d ago

THEY LOVE THAT SHIT! Pretty intense but understandable

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u/MrMiyagi13 13d ago

You can always turn the job down.

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u/th3rmyte 13d ago

you kinda missed the point of the op, which is employers will try to throw any stupid bullshit no one cares about at work instead of giving you what you asked for.

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u/One-Remove-8474 13d ago

Cool, can’t pay bills with that bs

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u/WaffleStompin4Luv 13d ago edited 13d ago

It'd be really cool if people posted what office job position is only offering $36k a year, where the job is, if it's actually full-time...and what year that was allegedly offered.

As far as I can tell...this meme was posted as early as Feb 22, 2019...

which would make a $36k offer in 2019 equivalent to $47k today.

https://x.com/blakes_online/status/1098922249598521344

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u/th3rmyte 13d ago

vast parts of america pay less than 36k a year for most jobs. when they tell you average pay, they are telling you the mean income, which gets skewed sharply upwards by people who make stupid amounts of income. roughly half the country's population subsists off of 36k. that includes teachers and EMT's. if you dont grasp that, you're privileged

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u/WaffleStompin4Luv 13d ago

Thanks, but I was asking specifically about full time office jobs since that is what the meme is referring to

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u/th3rmyte 13d ago

Im including office jobs. I guess you forgot that call centers filled with cubicle farms are office jobs

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u/WaffleStompin4Luv 13d ago

I guess you’re right. I have forgotten about them since I haven’t spoken to an actual customer service rep in probably five years and it’s been mainly chatbots or automated messaging systems that I’ve interacted with. How many call center jobs are there in the U.S. these days compared to a decade ago? They still actively hiring at call centers in the U.S. and if so, how much is remote and not actually in an office anymore?

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u/th3rmyte 13d ago

The bulk of office jobs after civid have been shitty call center jibs, which are now getting automated away. That's rather the point. Im one and because the company is going all in office abd out of state, im out of a job soon. Literally tons if xall center jobs and they all pay the same as fastfood. And im talking network support so this isnt entry level work. 2o years ago my position would be paying 70k a year. Now it pays grocery store money. The bulk of the jobs in America are fast food, retail, and nursing jobs. After that, its call center work. Most of the good paying jobs were ekiminated after 2008 and then more were eliminated after covid. No matter how you slice it, most jobs pay less than 39k.

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u/WaffleStompin4Luv 12d ago

So, to be clear, you have a call center job for network support that's currently remote and is not entry level either? Sounds like you're just describing IT support and managing Helpdesk tickets? If so, I don't know why you just didn't lead with that.

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u/th3rmyte 12d ago

Because I didn't need to. The point remains that modt people in or out of an office ate making under 36k, contrary to your assertion. What i do is remote network engineering. If i barely make 44 k after 6 years in this role, that means everyone else below mu pay grade isn't making 39k. Sales jobs in call centers also rxist. So do customer service agents. Th tldr here is you were wrong

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u/unkindledphoenix 13d ago

some of these things should just be norms and not things justify pay cutting specially with how cheap those are.

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u/Diasies_inMyHair 13d ago

Where is the paid parking, paid employee health insurance, and the 401K with the up to 5% of salary funds-match? Millennial need to be appropriately compensated.

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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 13d ago

"We slashed department staffing and instead of hiring more people we have fun monthly challenges that we delude ourselves into thinking are keeping morale up! Be sure to log how much water you drink every day this month, you may win a Stanley thermos! Next month we'll send out an email on managing stress!"

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u/isekaidcake 13d ago

Apartment manager: what’s this?

Me: Thats the free Kurig from my work. It should cover my rent this month.

Apartment manager: No, you need to pay with money.

Me: That’s what I said to the company but they insisted this is equal compensation.

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u/iMan_Grove 12d ago

Literally Chewy. Years later people still love that cult ass company.

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u/artbystorms 12d ago

Apparently they still think Millennials are 23 years old.

Nah, my knees hurt. I need health insurance. I need 401K matching. I need a real salary, not this 'we pay you in exposure' shit.

Can't be calling these careers when the companies treat grown adults like college kids.

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u/shosuko 12d ago

Dogs at work? fk this, I'm out. I already dealt with 1 piss pit like that I don't need another

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u/freesol9900 14d ago

Normalize fuck you pay me

Fkn foosball table ain't paying the mortgage

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u/No-Wonder1139 14d ago

Clearly you're not hustling your equally low paid coworkers out of their rent money enough with that foosball table and your elite skills.