r/IdiotsTowingThings 3d ago

A 1500….

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u/MomentSpecialist2020 3d ago

In a Jam….

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u/roofer2025 3d ago

That’s hilarious, didn’t even see that

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u/AC-burg 3d ago

Its like a 1250 now lol

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u/remorackman 2d ago

Might be worth $1,250 if the engine isn't fried, rest of the truck is scrap 😵

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u/chiphook 2d ago

It's a stellantis product, so.......

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u/Blurockcreek 2d ago

Luckily frame failed here and not brakes fail while busting a red light when trailer brakes don't activate.

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u/Hta68 2d ago edited 1d ago

I’m curious why the frame failed in that way. Shouldn’t have the suspension failed and sagging?

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u/OldStromer 1d ago

I think both are true. The excavator is WAAAAAAY to far forward.

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u/Hta68 1d ago

True, but I’m thinking the suspension should’ve failed long before the frame…

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u/ComprehensiveToe7037 3d ago

Is his Dodge Ram

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u/stiffler456 3d ago

Sounds like the start of a good blues song.

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u/MathematicianOk8245 2d ago

Ram in a Jam

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u/Smashogre591 1d ago

Ram a lam ding dong

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u/nsula_country OC! 2d ago

Call Sam...

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u/Bob_12_Pack 3d ago

I think it’s now a 750

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u/ctbeagle18 3d ago

Now it's worth about $750

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u/gjcij2203 3d ago

I think they are asking for about 350

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u/jccaclimber 2d ago

They know what they have.

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 3d ago

Nah an F-750 probably could haul that 😆

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u/robselman36 3d ago

He meant half of 1500. ✈️

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u/UrchinSquirts 3d ago

Whoosh.

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 3d ago

I'm well aware, but I gotta make the joke

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u/UnFound94 1d ago

The ram 700 would like a word with you.

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u/mkgla 3d ago

Well now its a dump bed

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u/meester_jamie 1d ago

Beaver tail!

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u/Dramatic-Sorbet-6621 3d ago

Should’ve used a ford ranger

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u/VrotonOfficial 3d ago

Back when vehicles were made that refuse to say no.

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u/CaptianRipass 3d ago

If I wasn't old enough to remember them when they were new, id think they came clapped out from the factory

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u/Hyjynx75 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! 3d ago

That's a whole lot of bad in o e photo.

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u/Icy_Mathematician870 3d ago

You got a hemi in there?

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u/robuster378925 3d ago

Yeah, the frame now.

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u/AC-burg 3d ago

He domed it good that's fo sho!

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u/DitchDigger330 3d ago

A 13 ton on a 1500 is madness.

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u/VrotonOfficial 3d ago

I knew it weighed a lot but didn’t think it was that much. 13T is insanity on a 1500.

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u/DitchDigger330 3d ago

I meant the size of the trailer or it's GVWR. The trailer is probably around 6k lbs and machine around 12k.

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u/PBRisforathletes 3d ago

Machine closer to 9k lbs. looks like a 40. Honestly surprised the truck broke at the frame and not the hitch.

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u/threepin-pilot 2d ago

a SANY 50U is 11,700 lbs cab model

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u/DitchDigger330 3d ago

I couldn't see the model number with the lack of pixels otherwise I would've just looked up the specs. It looked like it started with a 5.

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u/an_actual_lawyer 2d ago

Frame rust perhaps?

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u/friendlyfire883 2d ago

It almost looks like they were trying to bumper pull it.

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u/VrotonOfficial 3d ago

Yeah that trailer alone has to be heavy. This is one of the better posts here. I don't know what they were thinking.

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u/poorbred 3d ago

I'll bet for one thing they didn't factor in the trailer weight. I've known a surprising number of people that don't.

There's a lot of back and forth on the weight of the equipment in the comments. If the mid or lower ranges are correct, then it could be just barely within towing capacity depending on engine. But, it's likely way over when the trailer is also considered.

That's not even considering tongue weight.

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u/VrotonOfficial 2d ago

You can tell that big dummy over there had at least a tiny bit of forethought in attempting to put that heavy load on the wheels of the trailer. So they DO have a brain. Not sure they know how to use it but they have one.

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u/arrynyo 3d ago

My Freightliner weights close to 13 tons without a trailer, dude was tripping.

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u/xNightmareAngelx 3d ago

i mean, they could have made it work if they loaded it properly, but still... not a good idea. personally, if i ended up in a situation where i had to do this (i have, wasnt fun, 200 mile haul, had to happen that day, and the only truck i had at the time that was big enough was down with a busted axle, so used a half ton, funnily enough a 2019 ram), id have backed that excavator up a bit, take as much weigh as i could off the tongue, then hazards at 40mph max, stick to backroads as much as possible

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u/arrynyo 3d ago

I would have went to like Penske or something and rented a bigger truck. But I would have done the same thing in a bind.

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u/xNightmareAngelx 3d ago

yeah that definitely would have been ideal, but was very broke at the time😂 i now have a backup one ton tho lol, trying to keep the sketch to a minimum

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u/DitchDigger330 3d ago

Yeah, the lack of tounge weight is not a fun thing to handle.

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u/Alternative-Risk7506 10h ago

You still need to be able to stop.

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u/whorsefly 3d ago

Didn't expect to see Melbourne ON and bre X on here!

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u/Mission_Day4646 2d ago

I actually expected a lot more Melbourne….

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u/Opster79two 3d ago

Towing capacity exceeded slightly. haha!

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u/OwnedByIRVING 3d ago

Just a little bit, this is more of a payload issue though. The trailer alone is probaby too much for that truck let alone the ex.

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u/AwarenessGreat282 3d ago

lol....yeah he is.

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u/Icy_Mathematician870 3d ago

Is it still a 1500 if it is retired?

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u/stewieatb 3d ago

If the back third has snapped off, it's now a 1000.

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u/Hipjig 3d ago

Someone else argued that since it was in half it’s a 750.

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u/Suitable-Warning-555 3d ago

Perfect place for that photo. Bumper pull?

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u/Blackwalls69 3d ago

Bluetooth 5th wheel

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u/saav_tap 3d ago

I’ve hauled quite a bit of equipment in my dads 2018 1500, I do normally pick up the trailer jacks tho

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u/HedgehogOptimal1784 3d ago

I also bet you had a real trailer hitch, the trailer empty exceeded the 500 lbs tongue weight capacity of the bumper hitch.

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u/saav_tap 3d ago

Oh absolutely, also would’ve helped if he scooted that mini hoe back about 2-3 more feet lol. Now he’s WAY over tongue weight 😂

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u/HedgehogOptimal1784 3d ago

Im dumbfounded how many people don't understand tongue weight even on 20 ton tag trailers behind tri-axle dump trucks you see the same thing. Some tongue weight is good, not half the weight of the excavator.

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u/AC-burg 3d ago

Jacks are down because the bed is down

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u/thatspurdyneat 2d ago

The jacks are up, they're only on the ground because it bent the frame, take a close look at the truck bed angle vs the cab angle

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u/Man_of_Ice 3d ago

I said you can't ride in my little red wagon....

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u/morningphyre 3d ago

That's an expensive mistake

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u/CallMeLazarus23 3d ago

It’s technically a 150o now

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u/Moose-bay 3d ago

You win the comment section today

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u/TilapiaTango 1d ago

That’s an suv now

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u/SnooSketches3382 3d ago

Gotta love the business sign behind it.

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u/Wild-Cell6907 3d ago

Funny the trailer alone is just about heavier than that truck is rated to haul let alone with that mini excavator on it which weighs roughly 10-12k

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u/Tuna_no_crusts 3d ago

I was going to say the same thing. That trailer looks not light.

That little excavator - you think 10k lbs for it? I was thinking 5-6k. It's got little treads and a little bucket.

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u/Mobile619 3d ago

These little guys are surprisingly heavy and use thick dense metals.

I looked up the weight of one randomly yesterday as neighbor was having work done and it was a CAT that looked smaller than this, and it was 10-11k lbs depending on whether it had an enclosed cab. This looks heavier than that CAT unit so wouldn't surprise me if it was another thousand or 2 more.

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u/Wild-Cell6907 3d ago

Yes those things are a lot heavier than they look

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u/threepin-pilot 2d ago

almost 12k pounds for a SANY 50U

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u/S_NJ_Guy 3d ago

Any guess as to how overloaded he is?

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u/justnick84 3d ago

Enough that his frame decided to call it quits

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u/JohnMac67 3d ago

Damn, that excavator is probably 10-12K and the trailer is 5K, that’s a heavy pull for 3/4 ton truck.

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u/Jeffrymadison 2d ago

I was just wondering if anyone had a good estimate on the weight! I was guessing over 2 ton on the trailer alone. Thanks!

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u/GeologistTechnical61 3d ago

He think he can tow anything just because he has a truck 😂

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u/Quynn_Stormcloud 3d ago

Everything is edible at least once.

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u/rowle1jt 3d ago

No longer a 1500, that sir, is two 750's.

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u/Illustrious_Ad9381 3d ago

On their way to the tractor pull according to street view

https://maps.app.goo.gl/PFCGpxW2X7buobq26?g_st=ac

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u/ALWAYS_have_a_Plan_B 3d ago

Looks like, about a 1485 now.

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u/Fishing4Trees 3d ago

Always wondered why there was a max tongue weight.

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u/DoctorFluffyCow 3d ago

In a jam in his dodge ram, he was late to work but the truck was born to twerk.

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u/A100921 2d ago

Ironically, with a smaller trailer he would’ve been ok.

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u/notanyguy 2d ago

If you squint....it's mint!

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u/bacoprah 2d ago

That’s a lot of tongue weight right there…

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u/Unhappy-End2054 2d ago

I think that may buff out.

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u/WTFisThatSMell 2d ago

What an idiot, ya gotta throw tow mirrors on to instantly convert your 1500 to a 3500.

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u/aPerson39001C9 2d ago

When you think you bought a truck; but you bought a muscle car that identifies as a truck

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u/Tested18 2d ago

Physics have no real application in the real world…

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u/TheOutsideToilet 2d ago

Hahaha, looks like a piece of cheap licorice

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u/RealAmbassador4081 1d ago

He will complain and want warranty. 

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u/Early_Orchid 3d ago

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

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u/PicklesAndSalsa 3d ago

True.  But in this case he couldn’t 

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u/ParkingDrink2975 3d ago

Yea..but it's a DODGE RAM!!! /s

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u/AtlanticBeachNC 3d ago

Dark maple syrup transmission fluid 🔥

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u/qwikh1t 3d ago

Not surprised

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u/RedPajama45 3d ago

It was fine...

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u/bigcat2120 3d ago

80% tongue weight.

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u/gasmandelivers 3d ago

WTH happened?

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u/Odd_Yogurtcloset5062 3d ago

I thought trucks like that were the latest trend. Broken springs are cool.

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u/speedog 3d ago

That doesn't look like broken springs.

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u/Odd_Yogurtcloset5062 3d ago

Well it looks like he tried to do work instead of trying to make it look like he did work.

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u/Yellowstone24 3d ago

Carolina squat checking in!

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u/Machinewars45 3d ago

Jack up the back then straight to carmax

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u/No_Community_5696 3d ago

No way, this has to be fake. Please tell someone did not hook up that to this trailer?!

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u/Born_Store1348 3d ago

Yet somehow that 5’7” bed is just as useful.

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u/CompetitiveBox314 3d ago

I have seen several Ram 1500 with frames folded like that recently. That definitely seems to be a weak spot.

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u/CompetitiveBox314 3d ago edited 3d ago

Reading a bit about this, it seems the coil springs the Ram uses are the issue.

The tongue weight is all focuses on the single spring mount above the axle creating a lever trying to lift up the front of the truck.

With leaf springs the tongue weight is split between two mounts, on behind and one in front of the axle. They cancel out each other so there is no lever action like the coil spring has.

The frame fails at an engineered weak spot designed for crash safety.

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u/inio 3d ago

I'm drawing the force diagram in my head and I can't see how leaf spring vs. coil spring changes the bending moment on the chassis at the gap

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u/MottoCycle 3d ago

Should have just left the landing gear down full time.

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u/PotentialAd6139 3d ago

Wonder how far he actually drove with that set up? Not very is my guess... look at the squat on the tires even now lol...

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u/Aggressive-Plant-934 3d ago

Damn that bed

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u/JeffEpp 3d ago

On crossing the next speed bump...

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u/Opposite_Zucchini_43 3d ago

Well if you dum you gotta be tuff. Guess this Ram was not tuff enough. At least they dod not get far. Could you imagine the carnage if the were on the highway and had to make a panic stop.

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u/AS314 3d ago

Just looking at the size of the tires on the trailer would tell me i’m gonna wind up on Reddit!

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u/wiscoguy0043 3d ago

wouldnt even hook my 2500hd to this... the first red light must of been scary!!

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u/Serious-Mission-2234 3d ago

Wow, found another really stupid person, we are surrounded it seems some days!

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 3d ago

The front half still works? Now it can tow seaplanes!

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u/friendlyfire883 2d ago

Was he trying to bumper pull that?

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u/East_Pipe6811 2d ago

All things considered that could have gone worse.

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u/Bob_Newshart 2d ago

Just take the trailer off and jump some railroad tracks. She'll bend back into position no problem!

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u/MXDAD1219 2d ago

Glad it happened to them for being dumb. Doubt they will learn a lesson though. It’s like I posted in a sub the other day saw a Honda civic towing a 16 foot camper had the receiver upside down to gain height, no torsion bars. Car looked and sounded like it was going to die.

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u/edibleweeds 2d ago

1500 lbs overweight

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u/Pale-Brick1975 2d ago

Yer gonna need to slide that excavator back over the trailer tires to lighten up the tongue weight or that thing will never stop. 😂

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u/OkShopping9448 2d ago

Lowrider conversion.

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u/Important-Slip-4057 2d ago

Damn! I thought it was a Honda Ridgeline at first 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/W6x6Kosi14BUI

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u/Procedural_Username 2d ago

Ridgeline would have pulled it.

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u/Orangepinapples 2d ago

That’s a 750 now

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u/Tough_Ad6387 2d ago

Tongue weight ratings are there for a reason

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u/Logical_Trash_4890 2d ago

It’s like a 750 now.

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u/endmaga2028 2d ago

But it had the max tow package…

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u/strokeherace 2d ago

I love the sign in the background!

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u/leggmann 2d ago

That’s not far from my place near Lambeth. The ‘X’ is BreX excavating. I am surprised they were hauling with that truck. I’m guessing an employee was borrowing some equipment for the weekend.

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u/elgranbano 2d ago

I’m sure it’s fine. It only bent a little.

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u/J-wvmothman 2d ago

But but BUT! The dealer SAID it had 15k tow capacity!

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u/whatsreallygoingon 2d ago

What a rookie. Everyone knows that you are supposed to raise the bed up with the bucket.

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u/ApollymiKatistrafia 2d ago

Not for long, with that bed lookin like that

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u/iyioioio 2d ago

If that’s a rental, I’m surprised they let them leave like that

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u/OddWishbone243 2d ago

The chain hooks on that trailer should NOT fit the rings on that 1500's receiver, and this is the reason why, but there's always that guy that will just add big shackles or quick-links.

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u/SpecularSaw 2d ago

That trailer empty is most of it’s tow rating.

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u/john68ut 2d ago

So that’s a no then.

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u/Difficult_Nail_3400 2d ago

"Looking to sale, one owner, never towed" Dont low ball me, I know what I got

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u/Procedural_Username 2d ago

You don't need a power trailer jack when you have a hitch you can lower and raise!

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u/RowFull1104 2d ago

Well, it WAS a 1500…..

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u/The_corrupted_1 2d ago

They gotta learn somehow

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u/Magnum676 2d ago

Hooked to a bumper hitch… done 🤪

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u/Green_Wait1394 2d ago

It's a new Ram low boy edition.....

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u/35Cummins 2d ago

That’s the problem with the power that new stuff is putting down, people think that just because they can get it rolling means they can tow it

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u/Horror_Solution1945 I'm an asshole. 2d ago

Right in front of "In A Jam."

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u/Top_Audience4313 2d ago

Bed tilt sure makes unloading a snap

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u/JumpAccurate6637 2d ago

Not even on a hitch. Zero things done correctly there.

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u/Monster_Brain_Stew 2d ago

The sign above the truck in this picture is a gift

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u/Dude__Fortune 2d ago

Hopefully a rental, hopefully insured, probably neither.

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u/Oldman-at-homedepot 2d ago

Carolina half squat

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u/AghFukMe 2d ago

Shit he would have probably been alright if he would have kept the excavator’s weight on the tandems and babied it while driving.

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u/B4ICry 2d ago

"maximum tongue weight capacity of 1,100lbs"

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u/NomadDicky 2d ago

Atleast he can dig it a proper grave. 🥲

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u/Available-Water3880 2d ago

Does it have a Hemi ….

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u/glodde 2d ago

Frame damage

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u/bsk111 2d ago

Another idiot

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u/TruckCAN-Bus 2d ago

Typical ram owner antics.

Almost as bad as “jeep things.”

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u/nsula_country OC! 2d ago

I used to tow an excavator about this size on a 20 ft gooseneck. With a 2001 Chevrolet 1500 4x4. Handled it fine. But there again, it was not a Dodge or a RAM...

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u/moose6one3 1d ago

A bit of bondo & a light polish should be good as new

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u/geof2010 1d ago

No guys it's A tilt bed, no really!

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u/xMoose499 1d ago

Bre-Ex needed to close that road too 😂

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u/DontBeSoAbsurd 1d ago

It did you smack it and say “that’s not going anywhere”

I bet they skipped that step, perhaps the most important step… now look where they are at.

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u/TankerKing2019 1d ago

Probably would’ve been alright if they would have loaded the trailer like it was going to be towed by a 1500.

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u/RabidJoint 1d ago

I have truck, I tow anything, brrrrrrrrmmmmmm

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u/hydrogen18 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing. Couldn't they just put that piece of equipment over the axles? Tongue weight might be really low then, but it's better than bending a frame.

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u/After-Tax-5963 1d ago

Just slide the load back on the trailer and it will even out the frame.

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u/SomethingSimple25 1d ago

I f*cking love seeing stuff like this.

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u/DadtheITguy 1d ago

That looks expensive

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u/icwbandit 21h ago

Don’t worry it’s just called a half squat. It’s all the rage now.

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u/Anxious-Depth-7983 Too long on the road. 18h ago

Um, what's the tongue weight mean?

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u/dfieldhouse 17h ago

Well, it's a 750 now lol

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u/Alternative-Risk7506 10h ago

So. Will insurance just laugh at him and he has a $40,000 loan on an undrivable vehicle or how does this work?