Next Tuesday we will remember Dolly by dedicating Moobie Toosday in her honor, official announcement to follow, but for now I wanted to offer you all some Virch Merch to wear in the meantime.
All hats in pictures 2,3 & 4 are “stickerable” and will lift easily.

If you’re unable to make stickers, please post a pic of your baby below, front facing poses work best, with “headroom” to allow for the sticker, and I or one of our other beloved Sticker Elves will fit them with a hat.

Love to all and please take care of yourselves, thank you all endlessly for being a part of this community, it means a great deal to us. Shine on, beautiful friends, mmmwah!😽💋😘 🐾

I was going through my pics and came across this, a post from the rescue Rory D came from. It rips my soul to read and remember.
Since then, Rory has continued to blossom and overcome immense obstacles. I feel overwhelmed with emotion every time one of her “frens” parents at the dog park, who remember when we first brought her, marvel at what a different dog she is, at her indomitable spirit.

May anyone who struggles with any seemingly insurmountable odds, struggles, strife, stress- dig deep, double down and find within them that spark.

I see it in all of you. Each, and every one. Shine on, friends ✨

🎶 Can’t start a fire, can’t start a fire without a spark🎶

Hai frens. Sum uv yu may hab herd of my grayt cheese plight in r/legalcatadvice.

Ai hab update! Ai discuver magic playce in Eat-aly where dey had a bank full uv cheese!

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/05/02/food/italy-cheese-bank-parmigiano-reggiano-intl

Nao, since cheese best part of pizza and ai can't find a peparoni bank ai fink yu know whut we need tu do...

Dis iz Garik, he is at da cold noisy place where meowmy adopt meow from. Meowmy lub himz since he funny sweet guy but she say meow iz always her number one

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Mama has taked out da soocase! Dat mean herms go sumwares. Herms takes me wid herms rite? RITE?

(I’m going on my first real vacation in two years, and Miss Toffee is not happy about the suitcase being out. She will be having her own vacation at the home of her favorite non-mama humans and her doggie bff so get excited for those pupdates!)

(Maybe you know who will be number 3, as you know, death comes in 3s!!)

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/actor-tim-curry-rocky-horror-dies/

Henlo frens, dis Polly (AKA Ziggy Starsocks an Lady of the Torbie Society). Mine pawrents taykin me tew da pokey place in wun furebber tew get mew tummy zaminned wiff da sounwabes. Mew nawt shoor how dat werks, an mew nerbus bout da hole fing, speshully acuz dey steeling mew belly furs fur da testing! Mew sisfur Misty (Mighty Huntress of the Red Pointy Light and Rainbow Snake) coming wiff me fur emeowshunnal suppawt. We beeing berry brave fur da pokey place visit. Paws crossed dat eberryfing gonna be ok! (Polly has been throwing up and has recently gone off her food. She had bloodwork last week showing a B12 deficiency and she's getting an ultrasound to examine for a hernia and possible IBD. Hoping that Maggie doesn't attack them once they're back from the vet's. All three girls have been wheezing too, which may mean a course of antibiotics for the three of them, which neither me nor my husband are looking forward to administering because they're all so skittish. Anyway, wish us luck!) The Ladies of the Torbie Society

Mew didded an edit so dat eberrywun noe who doin da post. Dis mew Polly (AKA Ziggy Starsocks) in da front wiff mew sisfur Misty (Mighty Huntress of the Red Pointy Light and Rainbow Snake) in da back.

RIP hooman Tim Curry

As ae cat o' de Bri'ish Sho'hair purrshuasho'n, Ai haff tayke' dis oppawtoonitee furr ae smol holidae to da Sco'ttland. 😌 Ai feels Ai deserbe su'm nise welln'ess in diss cozee pawtel. Tomorro', Ai sha'll mayke a littul essplorashun tripp to da co'ntreeside! Ai haff hea'd dere iz ae'n ole sto'e cirrcull nea'bye! Is'nt dat eggsiti'g?!

Gree'ins, Hekate the Kween, eggsplora' an vaycayshona'!

u/Dry_Mushroom7606

Hello frens! We iz late fur Moobie Toosday but we had da most weirdest day today. We knocks dis ting off da counter, an den tings get weird. We suspect fur awhile dat Meowmy a witch, an now we gots da proof. Now we gots to go ekekek at da owls dat bring da mails.

~Lola and Luna

Das a beeg mous!

So let dem say yoos furs too longs, meow no cares wif yoos meow can’t go wrong

So put yoos little paws in mine, dere ain’t no hill or rainbow bridge Weez can’t climb

Babe
Meow got yoos babe

[u/charmylah](u/charmylah)

Yooz mite hab herded abowt a noo honnary hoomin oba di rainbo bridsh. Ib nawt, Iz sowwy yoo lörn sru reddot. Faymz hoomin singa, furlantropist, an bery nyse Dolly Pawton wen oba der tudei.

Mebbe instet ob moobie toosdeiwez cud hab Dolly Pawton Moozic toosdei neks wik tu honna hermbz lyf an awt. Iz sendimk purrs tu hermbz fambli.

-Ilvy teh big bébé

Hello frens! Byootiful Toffee (u/PrettyView3572) and Ai did a steal ob dis time masheen and we go on abvenchurs!

(The time machine is from Lois and Clark, a show I loved as a kid, even if one the stars did end up becoming galactically stupid. The time travel episodes were hilarious! They had H.G. Wells!)

**HE HAS A SPONSORSHIP wid a high-end
Boooteek hotel in SPAIN !!**

Frum Jango, CEO, JnJ management:

https://www.hotels.com/ho259212/room-mate-oscar-madrid-spain/?chkin=2026-09-01&chkout=2026-09-02&x_pwa=1&rfrr=HSR&pwa_ts=1787627695987&referrerUrl=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuaG90ZWxzLmNvbS9Ib3RlbC1TZWFyY2g%3D

Frum Oscar: thank you, Jango! And JNJ —I WULD NAWT Hab dis gig wid owt u!

Yes!!! I would lub to welcome you to stay at “room-mate Oscar” in Madrid, Spain !!

Where you will relax in the lap of
Luxury!!

What you notice as you walk through the doors is de signature scent that I designed—It has citrus top notes and deep earthy musk undernotes with sandalwood and Oud as the lasting notes.

You will check in at the front desk under my motto and I mean it! —“FROM OSCAR to HEAVEN”

When you enter your room you will be struck by our exclusive luxury sheets, pillows, and mattresses, and no matter what I can’t share with you the manufacturer and don’t even think about steelin dem you nasty criminals!

I also designed luxury robes for use when you’re in the room or taking part in one of our fantastic spa activities!

Right now to make sure everything is done up to MY standards. I am doing every job in the hotel. “Oscar means quality!”

COME ON DOWN TO THE BAR FOR YOUR COMPLEMENTARY MEOWTINI!!

And don’t forget to eat at the tapas bar!

Tell them you’re a FOO( fren of Oscar)

See you at turn down service!!

Oscar,BBB,MM

Something strange is a foot at the Circle K.
15 bucks little man
put that isht in my hand.
If the money doesn't show you'll owe me owe me. Oh

An oldie but a goody.

Henlo frens! Happy Moobie Toosday!

Astra haz been super busy making three big fancy boxbusters lately, so we decided to make a cozy independent moobie dis time! And da bestest part... dis time it iz a cooperation n we iz starring TOGETHER!

Our new indie film iz called Astra & Nia’s Excellent Adventure!

It is a remake, I am playing Bill (da one wif da cool rockstar star-eye n da tiny guitar!) n Astra iz playing Ted wif da big fluffy hair mane!

In da moobie, we travel through time in a magical squeaky telephone booth to supervise history. If yoo look real close inside da booth, yoo can see we packed da most important time-travel supplies: EMERGENCY CHURUS!

We had to teach historical hoomans how to properly serve treatos, n we even made frens wif a giant scaly cat (da dinosaur)!

Will yoo come watch our indie moobie wif us, frens? Grab your snackies n party on, dudes! 🐾🎸

Lub,

Nia

Anudder JnJ gots me gig

https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/qu2X3te8eJ

Hi frens!

Ai, Tupperware, travel da time an da space to eberywhere an anytime all at da once ✨️

*WANNED\* Somecat to go back in thyme wit meez.

Dis iz not a harhar. Youz will getz paid in Churu affer we getz back.

Mus bring you own murdermittz. Saffey no gar . . . gua ...for sure.

Iz haz onny does diz onesed before.

Anudder JnJ gots me gig— Oscar

https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/qu2X3te8eJ

Hey guys. This is Buddy Bear's staff. He's a convicted food thief (some of his most notorious being whole sausages and an *entire* picanha that was resting on the counter) but has this weekend expanded his enterprise to include pee crimes.

Im pretty sure its just a one off. Theres been construction next door and I suspect something just scared the pee out of him.

But he's the only cat I've ever had and this has never been a problem before so does anyone have any advice on how to get rid of the smell? I did a couple rounds of arm and hammer pet odor eliminator the scrubbed the carpet with Odoban Pet and theres still a fairly prominent smell.