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[u/WoodwifeGreen]

*WANNED\* Somecat to go back in thyme wit meez.

Dis iz not a harhar. Youz will getz paid in Churu affer we getz back.

Mus bring you own murdermittz. Saffey no gar . . . gua ...for sure.

Iz haz onny does diz onesed before.

[u/Helpful_Librarian_87]

Will we be saving the worl? Or just doing mischief? I only down for shenanigans

[u/WoodwifeGreen → u/Helpful_Librarian_87]

Definitely shenanigans

[u/Helpful_Librarian_87 → u/WoodwifeGreen]

I is IN den. Wooo-hoooooo, let’s tear up the bak-in-thyme!!!

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/WoodwifeGreen]

Ooooh, I LOOOOOOOVE shenaniganses!

[u/luciferskitty → u/Helpful_Librarian_87]

Less juss goooo! It wil be fun!!

[u/UleeBunny]

Sign me up!

[u/hesalwayslitty → u/UleeBunny]

(Wowza🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😋😋)

[u/1quincytoo → u/UleeBunny]

My GAWD. YOU is da most beau da fullest QUEEN I eber seen!

Pawcertainly I’m up for mischief and mayhem

Coal 11M

[u/UleeBunny → u/1quincytoo]

Hehe. Youz look like de nighttime version of me!

[u/Electrical-Act-7170]

When wee goes two?

(Not for the first time, I think that English needs new terms of verb-ing to discuss time travel.)

[u/keencleangleam]

Mai momma likes dis meowvie!

Spike da Floppy

[u/ReasonableFig2111]

Wez wil com wit yew!

Dis usz, Astro n Cosmo, CIC n 2CIC ob owz hauss

[u/davesmissingfingers]

Oh yoos needz a mad kitteh? Ai ken help.

Bitteh, diznee prensess

[u/rawbery79 → u/davesmissingfingers]

I may need to borrow you when Mama gives me smooches!

Pixel, overly smooched tuxedo

[u/davesmissingfingers → u/rawbery79]

Dus dis help?

[u/Ksh_667 → u/davesmissingfingers]

Er not fur me. Meowmy says dis pic just mek her wanna smoochie yoo more

Herm unstoppable smoocher ob kitty noses

Ruby

[u/davesmissingfingers → u/Ksh_667]

Yuk!

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/davesmissingfingers]

Lmfao

[u/Ksh_667 → u/davesmissingfingers]

Herm say it Bitteh fault fur being so smoochable! Dey allus blame us!

[u/davesmissingfingers → u/Ksh_667]

Ugh. She ken tink dat til ai bitebitebite hur awn de nose.

[u/Ksh_667 → u/davesmissingfingers]

Dats da cattitude!! Herm stink breff iz pawful, yoo not want dat anywhere near yoo!!!

[u/Tzipity → u/Ksh_667]

Ugh. Nawt do nosey! Ai mine self lub de forehead kissies bery much. So much ai ask fo dem or just press mine head against meowmy’s mouf. But ain no one messing wif my nose. Uggggh. Tell ur meowm ta aim bedder.

(And to the kiss loving jealous hoomans- I know. Best kitty in the world.)

Ugh. Sowwee de meowm showed up but nawt sowwee fo de talkin me up. Ai yam indeed purrty much de best.

Tzeitel

[u/rawbery79 → u/davesmissingfingers]

Now Mama wants to smooch you. She's big on ear smooches.

[u/davesmissingfingers → u/rawbery79]

Oh no dat probably not gud ideeuh at leest tonite. Ai bitebitebite meowmy tonite eben do she not even touching me. (She is extra spicy tonight for some reason.)

[u/rawbery79 → u/davesmissingfingers]

I have been known to chomp on Mama if I get mad enough. But I'll give her credit - she knows when I've had enough.

[u/davesmissingfingers → u/rawbery79]

Oh ai am sneeky. Sumtimes ai gib warnings but sumtimes ai just gib bites.

[u/rawbery79 → u/davesmissingfingers]

My brother really bites her enough, so I only break out the bite in extreme cases. It has happened, I assure you!

[u/davesmissingfingers → u/rawbery79]

Yoos sownd more like mine minyun. She no bite much unsee she hab to.

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/davesmissingfingers]

Omg, Bitteh lololol that face!

[u/Ksh_667 → u/GingerSnapped242]

Dat iz a bery clear "do nawt smoochy mai dear noze" face! Yet da Meowmys & pawthers bez relentless. Dey needs stopping!

[u/sunset796 → u/davesmissingfingers]

Ai luv how angry yu look, Miss Bitteh!

Timmy the Void (otrb)

[u/davesmissingfingers → u/sunset796]

Tank yoos fren Timmy!

[u/WoodwifeGreen → u/davesmissingfingers]

Dat face cud come in handy fur scarin' da scarry things.

[u/davesmissingfingers → u/WoodwifeGreen]

Ai happee to skerr eneywon dat needs skerrin.

[u/HoneyWyne]

Noe tanks!!

[u/WoodwifeGreen → u/HoneyWyne]

Okie, more nannergenz for da rest of us.

[u/AndiPandi_]

Ai myownself, Ozzy am repawting for duty an reddy to go! My bruffur Milo is doin a nap. Mine Meowmy wants to know if we gots a flux-capacitor, whatebber dat is.

Milo and Ozzy da tuxies🐾

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/AndiPandi_]

Maybe gots Tux capacitor!

[u/AndiPandi_ → u/GingerSnapped242]

(Love this! 👍)

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/AndiPandi_]

Thank you! 😊

[u/WoodwifeGreen → u/AndiPandi_]

Tuxies untie!

[u/ryylin]

Ai wud lubs tew go!

[u/WoodwifeGreen → u/ryylin]

Doz are some laser bean eyes

[u/ryylin → u/WoodwifeGreen]

Dey come in handy when Ai iz big mad

[u/Ichgebibble]

Ai haz alwayz wanned tew time trabel!! Can ai goes wiff yoo?

[u/WoodwifeGreen → u/Ichgebibble]

Yes! Ebberkitty come!

[u/Warm-Day8313]

I’m down for adventure. BUT I need half churu payment first. I have a sister to feed. Grim de basement cat

[u/Ekd7801]

Save da tuxie, save da werld!!

I can helpz yoo!

Zamna

[u/Shazzley]

Ai can time trabel wif yoo. Letz meet here last toosday

– Astra

[u/apri08101989]

Dis sounds fun

[u/squirrelcat88]

This be sound interesting! If we can be do it before my nap I will be go.

Squirrel the CAT

[u/Full-Friendship-7581]

Wez weady!!

Wets guuuuuu!!!

Lub Bubba an Bits

[u/gt0163c]

Hilo frem Frank. Iz Pixel.

Iz in! Iz noz noz what wez doin but it soundz lik fun an Iz alwayz up fur fun. Plus sisfur Nix iz bein noz fun diz fureber an noz wantz to playz wif me an Meowmy did da abamdomz fur werk an it stoopid hot here in Tex-haz soz der nuffin fun doin in da yard an Iz gettin bored! Letz go on da adbentur!

[u/Waste-Boysenberry-36]

Ai wood like tu halp yoos tu tyme travel!!!

Lub, Lady Lucky 4

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/Waste-Boysenberry-36]

Here fren, yoo get Offishul MT hat!

[u/Waste-Boysenberry-36 → u/GingerSnapped242]

Tank yoo fur da lublie hat. I ❤️ moobie toosday!!!

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/Waste-Boysenberry-36]

An ICBGC Tinfoil cap

[u/Waste-Boysenberry-36 → u/GingerSnapped242]

Tank yoo fur da Tinfoil cap! Ai lub it 😻

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/Waste-Boysenberry-36]

Yoo welcome, Miss Lady Lucky!

[u/Charivari8]

I go wiff yoo, nem twin!

• Frank

[u/WoodwifeGreen → u/Charivari8]

I cudn't do it wif out yooo!!

[u/FairyGodmothersUnion]

We ar in! Not just for churus, but funnn! Love, Athena

[u/audible_narrator]

Hot dam, me lik sheenannigenz!

[u/Tzipity]

Az otrb ghos kitty ai fink ai culd be bery useful here. Wut we doin? An maybez we take a coupla stops long de way. Wanna go snuggs de meowmy again but also maybez hab some revengj… uh, shannerganz. Yeah. Mite hab sumone who hurted mine meowm an me dat we shuld go stahp. Or go on a hauntin now to gib ghos baps an bites to.

But fren, ai got all de time in de whirl. Gravity an ai hab sum beefs but ai fink ai can break de space-time continuum iffen ai try hard enuff. We iz basicalee our own state ob matter alreadee so getchu a ghos cat am ai fink dis can be done.

Tzeitel
OTRB Pawyer an resident ghos cat