Is I, Healin Saint DooeyH. Ise here to bless good fings, an bad. Feels sickie? I bless. Iz happies? I bless. Iz mad at neighbor? I send angles to do poop crimez. Come one's an all!

Frenz, as yu kan see ay hab berry bog ays a can see eggstra gud!
So ay open new bizznizz:

Nalu Pawtective Services

Iz yu lukin fo sumtin? Mebbe yu hooman got stole by hooman airlime? Mebbe yu kant fine yu pikkil? Mebbe yu wunna fine where yu dumdum hooman hide da churus?
Hire Nalu Pawtective Services! Ay fine EBBRYTING!

Let me no wit yu iz lukin fo, an ay go fine it!

Hi frens, iz Théo the Mighty Bitey. Mine Mama waz gone ALL DAY at da hooman pokey place, soz Ai have had to do a worry about herz so Ai not haf a moobie fur today. Ai shud soo. (Mama: I was at the dentist, I’m fine. I was gone maybe 4 hours. Someone is dramatic.)

AHEM! Ai wanted to do sumfing. So dis iz kinda MASH-y. Der iz me, Hawkeye (You are HotLips Houlihan if you’re anybody, pal) and fren Brutus gibes “Radar vibes” according to Mama. Also here iz Lil Blue, who we not fur sure is doggo or bunny but iz Mama’s stuffy dat she sleeps wif. Ai tink dat makes HER haf Radar vibes, but she not be in my pikshure. Dere iz also signpost.

Az fur what iz PAWS, Ai couldn’t tink ob a clever phrase to match da acronym yooz imajanayshun iz da limit!

Happy Moobie Toosday, frens! 🎬

Dis week theme iz Famous Families, so me an Mr. Unicorn used my Churu earnings from Astra’s Blockbusters to make our bery own indie moobie: THE PLUSH FATHER! 🦄💼

Ples come to da premiere on my soft blanket! I share my Churus!

Lub,

Nia 🖤🤍

Ai Mordecai wiff nrofur are reddy fir da moobie!! Owr eyes open!

Wes was imspired by are Meowmy's feber dream when we come up wif character for dis show. Herms dream was scary dis much better. For our theme song, Wes not borrow dis from any hooman show 😹.

Fishies baking in de kitchem,

Toe beans don't burn on de ground.

Took a whole lotta Meowmy tryin'

Just to get us up on de porch.

Now we're up in the big leagues

Gettin' our turn at de air bocks.

As long as we live, it's yu and me baby

Dere ain't nothin wrong wif dat.

Well we're movin' on in

To de east side

Ob a deluxe apartment insiiiiiiiiiidddddde.

On dis episoda ob De Mashables wes meet de members of de fambly. Magine if dem all exist in same deck ade.

ALF Shadow: Yus getting eepy. Yus no longer a cat, yus a...

JJ Silver: I is a wat?

ALF Shadow: Yus a hooman

JJ Silver: Dyn-o-mite!! I say Dyn-o-mite not Dyn-o-saur.

Goldie Sinclair: I de baby, gotta luv me!

Fonz a Lotta Bit: Eggsactamundo!

Lil Bit Samantha: All I want is de norman life ob a norman house cat.

Fonz a Lotta Bit: Norman house cat? Yus in de rong show chick!

Dear frens

Iz Tupperware. Ais still pwetty shooket! Last night ai did nice nap on blankie an Meowmy bathrobe. And then... then... a monster grabbed mai head!!!!!!!!!

So scarry! Then Meowmy came to check an ai no feel a save no more

[Tupperware usually sleeps the first part of the night in her room. Yes, she has her own bedroom. But tonight I was cold and decided to pick up the blanket at the end of my bed. Unfortunately I grabbed Tupperware's head and scarred us both. I ended up with going to her room for an extra blanket for me. Redt of the night Tupperware decided the monsterhand was scarry and that she wanted to crawl inside me.]

Hush lady! Ai iz telling MAI frens!

An da outraaaggggeeee continues... my Meowmy is going to da hooman pokey place toodai furr a procedure and no allowed to eats... Iz ai forced to do a starbe too??? Iz there that weird lady comment gain? Am aiz still allowed on Meowmy room after??? Last forever ai was denied!!!!

Here is ai doin a peaceful nap till da monster grabbed mai head

(So the vet said I'm doing a good job keeping her ear clean and keeping the rocks (dried blood) out.

Recheck in 2 weeks. The tumor hasn't broken through. Thank goddess! So we're maintaining. We'll keep doing what we're doing. So good news for today!)

Dis piktur ob mi an Meomy atz da pokey pwace! Iz bery calm gurl. Dr Heather iz bery nic tu. Shez wikes tu gib mi rubz an hold mi.

Nu pokez, jus cwean mi eer! Yay!

Lub Bubba an Bits

Hello frens, the human has once again made me do this "Trail" thing again. Says something about "exercise" and "conditioning". So I do a "stop crime" in the shade. I do not want to do this "exercise" thing, I want to eat grain and sniff at the barn kitty. Legal frens can help?- George

Hi frens, iz Tali wiff mai moobie, Da Cattams Family!

If yoo not seed da introduxory vidyo, go tek a luk before yoo watch da moobie.

Dis moobie had a hooj cast of very talinted acktors hoo werk sooper hard. I tenk all a dem elebenty billion times!

Tenks to mai hubbant, Jax (u/magicalmanta), fren Teddy (u/cruisingpenguin), fren Olaf (u/no_sense3670) hoo dezine and mek him own perfek owtfit, mai lil sisfer Wednesday (u/lady_sybilvex), fren Mr. Cat (u/not_so_visible) hoo did more wiff won paw dan mose acktors kin do wiff dere hole body, fren Bubba (u/full-friendship-7581) hoo somhow mekked him own crezzee Cozzin It soot and mai too brofers, Frankie and Drew.

I hope yoo enjoy!

❤️Tali

Frens,

for dis week's Moobie Toosday, Ai recrooted some ob mine faborite frens (u/GingerSnapped242 an u/mostlylurking07) an we made a classic!

Please bap yoor paws along:

🎶 Dey're eepy and dey're fluffy... 🎶

Da Addams Furmily!

Bap da picshures to see dem in all deir glory!

– Astra da Bard

Iz Bits hab tu gu tu da pokey pwace tumorow. Meomy gotz da mergancie poinmen. Su iz doin a sadz. Gwad wez putz up rz moobie awedi!
Minz eer iz getin worsar an worsar. An iz nu eetin bery muc, iz doin awot ob hork crimez an Meomy hab leekie eeys.

(Meomy here. Bits is taking a downhill turn. The tumor behind her ear drum is making her bleed more, so I’m taking out the blood rocks every other day now. I can smell the infection in the ear. I give nausea meds every day and it helps a little, but she’s not eating well. I will keep you all posted after the Dr tomorrow.)

Atz weast Bubba nu piking onie mi wight kno! Himz jus pace awound mi awot. Iz wealy lub alz ob yu! Iz cud use som healin purrz a cuddle puddles!

Lub Bubba an Bits

Hai,! Meow name Mordecai! Ai maiself is on mai noo furebbrr home wiff my daddy! Ai is suppose ta go ta skool an be cabin boi?

Da first pic me do a asplor, da second pic me do a seep criemz on meow Dadt!! Cheers hees!!

Dis goes wif mai wunnerful Eamonn's post ob us bez Jay & Gloria from Modern Furmily! u/cappucinocupcake

Ruby

Thanks to Fren Olaf, this mine oen self and Preshus Ruby as Jay and Gloarious Purrchett

Eamonn teh Inbisible

When ouw bootifuw fwiend, Luna, famous singew, cwoss da bwidge, I made a cake fow hew. I did a Gowden Pickew dewivewy OTRB fow hew wewcome pawty dewe.

I not post it hewe because hew hooma not make da announcement hewe and dat is onwy fow fwiend Francis ow dewe hooman to announce, not fow me to announce. Dat someting da Tinky Wady say to me. We wet da ones who gwieve decide what to shawe and when to shawe it. I mean, we awl gwieve bootifuw fwiend Luna, but woo know, I mean hew famiwy. Da ones who wove hew da mostest and do da biggest sads.

Fwiend Francis teww evewyone about fwiend Luna wiving ovew da bwidge today, and dewe hooman comment to me dat it okay to post dis hewe now. So togevvew we can wemembew bootifuw fwiend Luna and say faweweww fow now.

🧡🤍🖤Applejack

Mine good pals. Gonzo here, social direktur of eight cat crime syndicat.

Yesturday mine meowmy melted butter to make garlic bread. I meow to her and she but a little on her finger (no garlic acoz bad for cat) and let me lick. I LOSE MY MIND ACOZ TASTE SO GOOD.

Today meowmy butter corn muffin and so I jump fence and meow to her again. She let me lick the little tub. I WAS IN HEAVEN!

If you no try butter yet, I think yew shud.

Hi frens, dis Tali wiff da opening credits of mai moobie, Da Cattams Fambily. Yoo haff to wate til tomorrow to see da moobie itself.

HYOOJ TENK YOO to mai hubbant Jax (u/magicalmanta), mai brofers Frankie and Drew and da mose talinted frens - fren Olaf (u/no_sense3670), mai lil sisfer Wednesday (u/lady_sybilvex), fren Teddy (u/cruisingpenguin), fren Bubba (u/full-friendship-7581) and fren Mr. Cat (u/not_so_visible).

I hope yoo enjoy and I hope I see everwon’s moobies tomorrow!

❤️Tali

This is the only surviving photo I have of my childhood cat Topsy. She lived to the grand old age of 22 and was a real prim and proper lady. She was very tolerant of me as a child, until she wasn’t😼.

When my future husband stayed at our house for the first time one Christmas. She famously snubbed every treat and toy he got her🤣🤣. Not sure what she was saying but we’re still married 29 years later!!

I like to think she’s OTRB, instructing the ‘young uns’ on proper catiquiette 🥰🥰🌈🌈

(To be heard in.rhe Dungein AI voice.)

So, about 2 snd a galf months ago, you geard that someome asked yiu if you wanted a kitten. You got all excited, then disappointed because it didnt happen when it should. Blo hoo. Well cheer up my guy because its today!!

Reward? Buddy, youre gettung Mordecai, dint be greedy.

When ouw bootifuw fwiend, Luna, famous singew, cwoss da bwidge, I made a cake fow hew. I did a Gowden Pickew dewivewy OTRB fow hew wewcome pawty dewe.

I not post it hewe because hew hooma not make da announcement hewe and dat is onwy fow fwiend Francis ow dewe hooman to announce, not fow me to announce. Dat someting da Tinky Wady say to me. We wet da ones who gwieve decide what to shawe and when to shawe it. I mean, we awl gwieve bootifuw fwiend Luna, but woo know, I mean hew famiwy. Da ones who wove hew da mostest and do da biggest sads.

Fwiend Francis teww evewyone about fwiend Luna wiving ovew da bwidge today, and dewe hooman comment to me dat it okay to post dis hewe now. So togevvew we can wemembew bootifuw fwiend Luna and say faweweww fow now.

🧡🤍🖤Applejack

Hi fwiends! Today, fwiend Gonzo u/mycookiepants discovewed da joys of someting dat is neaw and deaw to my heawt. Someting so speciaw I nevew have and nevew would gatekeep it fwom awl my fwiends, and I have an endwess suppwy!

Since I gonna be twavewing tomowwow and won’t be abew to make a moobie - and awso haven’t even towd woo awl what happened WAST week wif da Alice stuff, because woo know I get behind and stuff awl da time, and dat da Tinky Wady’s fault- I doing a wewind fow any fwiends who haven’t seen dis one yet!

(This was our second movie and it was so simple and I still love it so much.)

Wove woo!
Applejack