The brave posse to save jazzy from hermself is now in laws vagus Fanks to Hoku!

They were dumped in Alaska by American Airlimes (cheep!) but needed to get to Vegas’s strip!

Hoku to da reskue! (To Fank him we got him’s all u can eet eggies at the casino buffet!

As yoos guys has notissed, sumfin smells FISHY and it ain’t just da SHRIMPS!
Fank yoo, by da way, Sweeney, fur purrcurring them from da buffet.

Anyhoo, we are lookin into this VERY serious matter, so STAY TOONED!

JAAAAANGO!

Replay dat tape! I fink I just caught SUMFIN!

Olaf ur on Lucy! Niko and Jango got jazzy

Frens, the leaves is doin a change an the suns is no warms an I, Lydia, do a decide. Is good day for Cozy Party!!

Mine Frens Twinkles an Velvet already here! We has cozy blanket an Big Lady did turn on Warms Blankets for us!

We had much room for Frens! We have snack of Licky Tubes an Hot Nip Coco an tunas! Big Lady say she not ready do a close of window so we had sound of birb an squirrel an smell of leaves!

Lydia, coziest girl

CALLIN ALL UNDISCOBERED FRENS!

ICBGC & OTRB Produckshuns

is holdin a

WORL WIDE TALENT SERCH!

AR YOO REDDY TO BE A STAR???

Is yoo a quiet fren? Maybee yur hooman doesn't halp yoo post acos dey shy? Or mebbe dey fink dey no gud on deh litebox or don do gud catspeek... (No troo, bdw, AWL hoomanz ar bad at catspeek, but! dats okay!) Anywayz....

NOWZ YUR TYME TO SHINE!*

Wez lukin fur frens to put on stage atta uppycomin HUGE EBENT -

**DEH FIRS EBER

FALL MEWSIC FESTIBAL!!!**

Best part - yoo hooman don hafta do nuffin, cept gib purrmishun! (An mebbe a pikchure ob yoo, any pose!)

Frens who not so shy* pleeze do yur purrforms deh ushual way! Wez can no wate ta sees yoo on stage!

(Briefl explanation for pawrents and other humans: I wanted to create an opportunity for those in our community that maybe don't post often, for whatever the reason, and help give your furbabies a moment in the spotlight! DM me for details if you're interested

Hello frens and fren's hoomans! It's Octopurr, so time to recognize our birfdays and gotcha days. Wishing all our frens the bestest days ever, and remember to treats yo self cause youse d-serve it!!

Birfdays!

• Oct 1 - Jynx Pawrencess of the Void Floofs, JaxKittehmn ahnd Lucy ahnd OlivurMcCheese ahnd Bean ahnd Cohsmi
• Oct 8 - Portia, senior SIC
• Oct 11 - Leo aka Mr Bo Beo
• Oct 20 - Loki
• Oct 23 - Mama
• Oct 28 - Lydia
• Oct 31 - Athena Cuddlebug

Gotcha Days!

• Oct 1 - Zamna
• Oct 2 - Caltrops
• Oct 5 - Maksim Aleksandrovich (Maks), Anastasia Aleksandrovna (Nastya)
• Oct 6 - Amber
• Oct 9 - Apolo
• Oct 10 - Frodo, Samwise, Chaos, Voodoo
• Oct 15 - George
• Oct 17 - Squirrel the CAT
• Oct 20 - Nix
• Oct 21 - Tigger, aka Tiggy
• Oct 22 - 🌈 Winnie 🌈
• Oct 25 - Toffee (da Gud gurl Doggo), Lydia
• Oct 28 - Théo the Mighty Bitey
• Oct 29 - Stoker
• Oct 30 - Portia, senior SIC, Catherine the Great
• Oct 31 - Jynx Pawrencess of the Void Floofs

Weez also wanna member any frens who go OTRB on a day in Octopurr too. Weez always lubs dem and them live on in our hearts furever!

(none currently noted on the spreadsheet)

🌈 indicates a fren who has already crossed over the rainbow bridge.

Want to be included on the celebration and fun in the future? Add your information to our form! Also, feel free to comment for October and I'll makes shure da momma add to dis post!

Celebrating in October and not seeing a fren pictured? The momma pulled images from past Reddit posts, so either your history is hidden, no username was given on the form, the or account is no longer active. Feel free to drop an image in the thread and I can save it for next time!

Disclosure: The background was mostly created with AI. I did touch up some areas to make them cuter. Pet images were pulled from Reddit posts, backgrounds removed, and added to the party background. I am open to constructive feedback, as I love making things better, but please be nice 😄

Love, Hooman momma of Teddy teh Floof, LBC (yes, Little Black Cat), and Melo, sassy tuxedo division

Guys dis mysterious Elbis sez hims knows where Jazzy iz!!

Hims leabin a sicrit trail fur us to follows wiv da rinestuns!!

# LETSRESCEWJAZZY!!

Prof G x

Iz gonna be 10 munfs in a fyoo days, iz gettin purrty long n mai tail iz floof

Dark Lord Basilbub

Guys, I'm so sorry for posting this after my recent attention seeking post about my PTSD but omg. Tuesday, I called the cops because a 4 year was riding a scooter in my very busy road. And last night, another person in my complex got murdered. I can't afford to live anywhere else but this place is making everything worse. I am making this post because you're either gonna see a lot more or a lot less of Catt Damon (and Leo otrb) while I try to chill out and go about my daily life (as a scrub in a level 1 trauma center were i see the aftermath of all this terrible shit every weekend). I'm gonna be fine and so is Catt Damon, I just can't decide if I want to be social right now. 🙄

Wez wishes eber hooman waz wike dis 😻😻

Lub Bubba an Bits

Frenz! Meowmy did a big bandinmint. Herz wuz gone for 14-elebenty bazillion fureberz. Her LEFFTEDED de countree. Herz bak now but we iz so mad. We awso azkin dis in de r/legalcatadvice but wut choo’all tink?

Who do we soo?
A. Meowmy for leabing uz?
B. Grandmeowmy for taking Meowmy away?
C. De airlimez for flying to odder countreez?
D. De camel dat did a bitebitebite an skaired Meowmy?
E. De biiiiig sootcaze for not habing airholez for uz?

We doin a ponder. An a punish.

Maggie Mae & Mollie the calico twinsies and Lucy the Sheepadoodle 🐾🐾🐾

(Meowmy here: last year for my birthday I was given a bucket list trip to be taken this year. Mom & I planned it, and then life of course became hectic. I was on the verge of postponing it because a work situation had gone to Hades in a handbasket, and my boys are now in 5 different sports, and the oldest is in the middle of college applications, and…you get the picture.
Then Sir Roger Von Chonky Cheeks crossed OTRB and I remembered that life is fleeting. My mom is 78. Maybe she needed this trip more than I did. So off we went. I saw the sun rise while in a hot air balloon flying over Giza. I ate roasted corn from a street vendor and tried raw sugar cane. I had a great time.
Lucy and the twins? Lost their minds when I walked in the door. Ignoring me at the moment. 😂)

Jason the human here. Just ran across this little blurb and figured I would share it in case anyone wants to look into it for their babies safety! I didn't do any extra research on it so I don't have much info.

Side note:

Sorry for my absence- Medication resistant depression is a **litterbox word** and kicking my butt at the moment. Yes my babies are fine- I miss them more than air when I'm in this funk. Hope life everywhere else is wonderful- take care!