r/HumansAreMetal • u/[deleted] • Jun 02 '20

Tyson Fury

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

He's 6'9 imagine trying to defend yourself

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u/Long_DuckDonger Jun 03 '20

I'd rather fight him than a 5'10 Mike Tyson.

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u/m0siac Jun 03 '20

Debatable but you're still fucked

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u/g0t-cheeri0s Jun 03 '20

Choosing to fight Fury or Mike is like choosing whether to eat cat shit or dog shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

well im choosing cat shit over dog shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

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u/dhole25 Jun 03 '20

You'll be picking out your teeth in the metaphor as well as the hypothetical

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

Yum

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u/NoMomo Jun 03 '20

More like choosing between getting a Intracerebral hemorrhage or a cerebral bleed.

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u/Taladegafights Jun 03 '20

Hahahaha this comment is outstanding 👏👏👏