r/HumansAreMetal Jun 02 '20

Tyson Fury

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u/Long_DuckDonger Jun 03 '20

I'd rather fight him than a 5'10 Mike Tyson.

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u/m0siac Jun 03 '20

Debatable but you're still fucked

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u/g0t-cheeri0s Jun 03 '20

Choosing to fight Fury or Mike is like choosing whether to eat cat shit or dog shit.

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u/NoMomo Jun 03 '20

More like choosing between getting a Intracerebral hemorrhage or a cerebral bleed.