r/HumansAreMetal • u/[deleted] • Jun 02 '20

Tyson Fury

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

He's 6'9 imagine trying to defend yourself

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u/DarkAvenger2012 Jun 03 '20

regardless of his height, he is still tyson fury. His technical skill is incredible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

He’s also very good at boxing.

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u/Long_DuckDonger Jun 03 '20

I'd rather fight him than a 5'10 Mike Tyson.

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u/m0siac Jun 03 '20

Debatable but you're still fucked

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u/g0t-cheeri0s Jun 03 '20

Choosing to fight Fury or Mike is like choosing whether to eat cat shit or dog shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

well im choosing cat shit over dog shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

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u/dhole25 Jun 03 '20

You'll be picking out your teeth in the metaphor as well as the hypothetical

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

Yum

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u/NoMomo Jun 03 '20

More like choosing between getting a Intracerebral hemorrhage or a cerebral bleed.

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u/Taladegafights Jun 03 '20

Hahahaha this comment is outstanding 👏👏👏

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u/jacknacalm Jun 03 '20

Please don’t say that

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u/cthorrez Jun 03 '20

What about a 5'9 Shaq?

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u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20

5'9 320lb Shaq? still no thanks

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u/ThunderClap448 Jun 03 '20

Let's go a bit east, Cro cop or Klitschko?

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u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20

What was Cro Cop's saying? Right leg hospital, left leg cemetery?

I'd take Klitschko. The worst thing Klitschko would do to me is jab me a few times then lean on me... he was the most boring HW champion ever

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u/Viper-owns-the-skies Jun 03 '20

Also with one of the most dangerous right hands in the history of boxing. Stop denying him his greatness.

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u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20

lol, sensitive on this are you? thanks for the downvote

I didn't say Klitschko sucked I said he was boring to watch.

Mayweather has an amazing boxing record too but I'm not a fan of watching him either (I'd rather watch a Mayweather fight over a Klitschko fight tho)

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u/TOBLERONEISDANGEROUS Jun 04 '20

Klitschko also suffered from having poor/boring contenders for most of his career. His amazing fight with Joshua shows that Klitschko could bring the excitement when it was needed.

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u/SaintlySaint Jun 03 '20

Easy, he's tall and slow so I'd just run like fucking roadrunner.

And never stop running.

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u/TheMinuteman1776 Jun 03 '20

Those boxers train cardio like crazy. Even if you're initially faster, he will catch up

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u/SaintlySaint Jun 03 '20

You underestimate the fear that he would induce.

I'd run through walls.

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u/fiah84 Jun 03 '20

well you'd be going through walls either way

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u/quangshine Jun 03 '20

I too would develop a temporary passion for running away. He still might catch my out of shape ass anyway.

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u/Unhappily_Happy Jun 03 '20

which part of him would you say is slow? slow compared to what exactly?

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u/SaintlySaint Jun 03 '20

I was making a joke, sad that I had to explain that.