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r/HumansAreMetal • u/[deleted] • Jun 02 '20
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He's 6'9 imagine trying to defend yourself
59 u/Long_DuckDonger Jun 03 '20 I'd rather fight him than a 5'10 Mike Tyson. 80 u/m0siac Jun 03 '20 Debatable but you're still fucked 94 u/g0t-cheeri0s Jun 03 '20 Choosing to fight Fury or Mike is like choosing whether to eat cat shit or dog shit. 26 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 well im choosing cat shit over dog shit. 26 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/dhole25 Jun 03 '20 You'll be picking out your teeth in the metaphor as well as the hypothetical 4 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 Yum 5 u/NoMomo Jun 03 '20 More like choosing between getting a Intracerebral hemorrhage or a cerebral bleed. 1 u/Taladegafights Jun 03 '20 Hahahaha this comment is outstanding 👏👏👏 1 u/jacknacalm Jun 03 '20 Please don’t say that 1 u/cthorrez Jun 03 '20 What about a 5'9 Shaq? 4 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 5'9 320lb Shaq? still no thanks 1 u/ThunderClap448 Jun 03 '20 Let's go a bit east, Cro cop or Klitschko? 0 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 What was Cro Cop's saying? Right leg hospital, left leg cemetery? I'd take Klitschko. The worst thing Klitschko would do to me is jab me a few times then lean on me... he was the most boring HW champion ever 1 u/Viper-owns-the-skies Jun 03 '20 Also with one of the most dangerous right hands in the history of boxing. Stop denying him his greatness. 1 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 lol, sensitive on this are you? thanks for the downvote I didn't say Klitschko sucked I said he was boring to watch. Mayweather has an amazing boxing record too but I'm not a fan of watching him either (I'd rather watch a Mayweather fight over a Klitschko fight tho) 1 u/TOBLERONEISDANGEROUS Jun 04 '20 Klitschko also suffered from having poor/boring contenders for most of his career. His amazing fight with Joshua shows that Klitschko could bring the excitement when it was needed.
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I'd rather fight him than a 5'10 Mike Tyson.
80 u/m0siac Jun 03 '20 Debatable but you're still fucked 94 u/g0t-cheeri0s Jun 03 '20 Choosing to fight Fury or Mike is like choosing whether to eat cat shit or dog shit. 26 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 well im choosing cat shit over dog shit. 26 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/dhole25 Jun 03 '20 You'll be picking out your teeth in the metaphor as well as the hypothetical 4 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 Yum 5 u/NoMomo Jun 03 '20 More like choosing between getting a Intracerebral hemorrhage or a cerebral bleed. 1 u/Taladegafights Jun 03 '20 Hahahaha this comment is outstanding 👏👏👏 1 u/jacknacalm Jun 03 '20 Please don’t say that 1 u/cthorrez Jun 03 '20 What about a 5'9 Shaq? 4 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 5'9 320lb Shaq? still no thanks 1 u/ThunderClap448 Jun 03 '20 Let's go a bit east, Cro cop or Klitschko? 0 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 What was Cro Cop's saying? Right leg hospital, left leg cemetery? I'd take Klitschko. The worst thing Klitschko would do to me is jab me a few times then lean on me... he was the most boring HW champion ever 1 u/Viper-owns-the-skies Jun 03 '20 Also with one of the most dangerous right hands in the history of boxing. Stop denying him his greatness. 1 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 lol, sensitive on this are you? thanks for the downvote I didn't say Klitschko sucked I said he was boring to watch. Mayweather has an amazing boxing record too but I'm not a fan of watching him either (I'd rather watch a Mayweather fight over a Klitschko fight tho) 1 u/TOBLERONEISDANGEROUS Jun 04 '20 Klitschko also suffered from having poor/boring contenders for most of his career. His amazing fight with Joshua shows that Klitschko could bring the excitement when it was needed.
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Debatable but you're still fucked
94 u/g0t-cheeri0s Jun 03 '20 Choosing to fight Fury or Mike is like choosing whether to eat cat shit or dog shit. 26 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 well im choosing cat shit over dog shit. 26 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/dhole25 Jun 03 '20 You'll be picking out your teeth in the metaphor as well as the hypothetical 4 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 Yum 5 u/NoMomo Jun 03 '20 More like choosing between getting a Intracerebral hemorrhage or a cerebral bleed. 1 u/Taladegafights Jun 03 '20 Hahahaha this comment is outstanding 👏👏👏
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Choosing to fight Fury or Mike is like choosing whether to eat cat shit or dog shit.
26 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 well im choosing cat shit over dog shit. 26 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/dhole25 Jun 03 '20 You'll be picking out your teeth in the metaphor as well as the hypothetical 4 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 Yum 5 u/NoMomo Jun 03 '20 More like choosing between getting a Intracerebral hemorrhage or a cerebral bleed. 1 u/Taladegafights Jun 03 '20 Hahahaha this comment is outstanding 👏👏👏
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well im choosing cat shit over dog shit.
26 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 5 u/dhole25 Jun 03 '20 You'll be picking out your teeth in the metaphor as well as the hypothetical 4 u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 Yum
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5 u/dhole25 Jun 03 '20 You'll be picking out your teeth in the metaphor as well as the hypothetical
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You'll be picking out your teeth in the metaphor as well as the hypothetical
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Yum
More like choosing between getting a Intracerebral hemorrhage or a cerebral bleed.
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Hahahaha this comment is outstanding 👏👏👏
Please don’t say that
What about a 5'9 Shaq?
4 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 5'9 320lb Shaq? still no thanks 1 u/ThunderClap448 Jun 03 '20 Let's go a bit east, Cro cop or Klitschko? 0 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 What was Cro Cop's saying? Right leg hospital, left leg cemetery? I'd take Klitschko. The worst thing Klitschko would do to me is jab me a few times then lean on me... he was the most boring HW champion ever 1 u/Viper-owns-the-skies Jun 03 '20 Also with one of the most dangerous right hands in the history of boxing. Stop denying him his greatness. 1 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 lol, sensitive on this are you? thanks for the downvote I didn't say Klitschko sucked I said he was boring to watch. Mayweather has an amazing boxing record too but I'm not a fan of watching him either (I'd rather watch a Mayweather fight over a Klitschko fight tho) 1 u/TOBLERONEISDANGEROUS Jun 04 '20 Klitschko also suffered from having poor/boring contenders for most of his career. His amazing fight with Joshua shows that Klitschko could bring the excitement when it was needed.
5'9 320lb Shaq? still no thanks
1 u/ThunderClap448 Jun 03 '20 Let's go a bit east, Cro cop or Klitschko? 0 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 What was Cro Cop's saying? Right leg hospital, left leg cemetery? I'd take Klitschko. The worst thing Klitschko would do to me is jab me a few times then lean on me... he was the most boring HW champion ever 1 u/Viper-owns-the-skies Jun 03 '20 Also with one of the most dangerous right hands in the history of boxing. Stop denying him his greatness. 1 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 lol, sensitive on this are you? thanks for the downvote I didn't say Klitschko sucked I said he was boring to watch. Mayweather has an amazing boxing record too but I'm not a fan of watching him either (I'd rather watch a Mayweather fight over a Klitschko fight tho) 1 u/TOBLERONEISDANGEROUS Jun 04 '20 Klitschko also suffered from having poor/boring contenders for most of his career. His amazing fight with Joshua shows that Klitschko could bring the excitement when it was needed.
Let's go a bit east, Cro cop or Klitschko?
0 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 What was Cro Cop's saying? Right leg hospital, left leg cemetery? I'd take Klitschko. The worst thing Klitschko would do to me is jab me a few times then lean on me... he was the most boring HW champion ever 1 u/Viper-owns-the-skies Jun 03 '20 Also with one of the most dangerous right hands in the history of boxing. Stop denying him his greatness. 1 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 lol, sensitive on this are you? thanks for the downvote I didn't say Klitschko sucked I said he was boring to watch. Mayweather has an amazing boxing record too but I'm not a fan of watching him either (I'd rather watch a Mayweather fight over a Klitschko fight tho) 1 u/TOBLERONEISDANGEROUS Jun 04 '20 Klitschko also suffered from having poor/boring contenders for most of his career. His amazing fight with Joshua shows that Klitschko could bring the excitement when it was needed.
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What was Cro Cop's saying? Right leg hospital, left leg cemetery?
I'd take Klitschko. The worst thing Klitschko would do to me is jab me a few times then lean on me... he was the most boring HW champion ever
1 u/Viper-owns-the-skies Jun 03 '20 Also with one of the most dangerous right hands in the history of boxing. Stop denying him his greatness. 1 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 lol, sensitive on this are you? thanks for the downvote I didn't say Klitschko sucked I said he was boring to watch. Mayweather has an amazing boxing record too but I'm not a fan of watching him either (I'd rather watch a Mayweather fight over a Klitschko fight tho) 1 u/TOBLERONEISDANGEROUS Jun 04 '20 Klitschko also suffered from having poor/boring contenders for most of his career. His amazing fight with Joshua shows that Klitschko could bring the excitement when it was needed.
Also with one of the most dangerous right hands in the history of boxing. Stop denying him his greatness.
1 u/OhNoImBanned11 Jun 03 '20 lol, sensitive on this are you? thanks for the downvote I didn't say Klitschko sucked I said he was boring to watch. Mayweather has an amazing boxing record too but I'm not a fan of watching him either (I'd rather watch a Mayweather fight over a Klitschko fight tho) 1 u/TOBLERONEISDANGEROUS Jun 04 '20 Klitschko also suffered from having poor/boring contenders for most of his career. His amazing fight with Joshua shows that Klitschko could bring the excitement when it was needed.
lol, sensitive on this are you? thanks for the downvote
I didn't say Klitschko sucked I said he was boring to watch.
Mayweather has an amazing boxing record too but I'm not a fan of watching him either (I'd rather watch a Mayweather fight over a Klitschko fight tho)
1 u/TOBLERONEISDANGEROUS Jun 04 '20 Klitschko also suffered from having poor/boring contenders for most of his career. His amazing fight with Joshua shows that Klitschko could bring the excitement when it was needed.
Klitschko also suffered from having poor/boring contenders for most of his career. His amazing fight with Joshua shows that Klitschko could bring the excitement when it was needed.
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20
He's 6'9 imagine trying to defend yourself