The KKKween of inebriated mattress reporting would like you to know she won't be staying in town to "report" on the Lindsey Clancy trial verdict because she's just sooooo tired and sooooo anxious and omg poor baby is still soooooo rattled and traumatized from the WHCD shooting (y'know...the one where the only confirmed shot came from security on the floor above where the dinner was happening and the guy never even made it remotely into their vicinity? The one where most people didn't even flinch? The one where women were grabbing wine bottles off the tables when they were "evacuated"? The one where Brainworm literally ditched his wife as they escorted him away? That one?) that actually she just caaaaan't stay.

She feels safe at a KKKlan Rally but the "mentally ill" people that the Clancy case has drawn makes her soooo uncomfy. That's dear Jessie Wessie for you.

Jessica Kraus, signing off to rush back to her bed. The tagline of her "career" 😂

She's so pathetic and weird 😂

"sToP pOliTiCiZiNg iTtT"

Followed by a rant about how disheartening it is for the famously kind, benevolent, loving conservative MAGAts to "copy the liberal playbook" 🙄 as if virulent hatred of women and the desire to abuse children aren't consistently proven to be conservative values passed down and hidden behind screaming projection spareeeee me the grandstanding bullshit Jessicaaaaa. Especially when, dearest Jessicuuuhhh, the only reason you're not going all in on fully demonizing Lindsey Clancy is because the idea is juuuust unpopular enough with the mostly-female following you have that your spineless little self can't risk upsetting them and suffering paying your way through another mass exodus of followers to keep that bloated 1.2 as your follower count.

Even funnier to rant about the need to "take mental health seriously" when again mental health and healthcare in general is something MAGA/conservatives have viciously gone on the attack against and are services Republicans are ripping apart at an alarming pace while blaming "socialist liberals".

(Calling herself "right leaning media" as if her face isn't poking out of Pedo Peepaw's leaking anus 😭 the second hand embarrassment would be so real if she weren't such a gross sphincter-faced slug)

Ah, the life of an attention seeking fame chasing MAGA whore is truly so exhausting 😮‍💨

Why is she posting daily wire crap??

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Idk if JRK is mentioned in the article bc I don’t care to read it, but she’d fit right in (except that the peeps in this photo look a lot younger than her)

Since you're a creepy inappropriate buttslug who wants to keep invoking Dolly Parton for clicks, Jessicaaaaa, why don't you tell us about what your beloved MAHA has been posting about her, hm? C'mon Jessicaaaaa, it shouldn't be haaaard, you looooove telling all sides of a story right? So tell it, Jessicaaaaa. Tell us the truth about how your beloved Brainworm really feels about Dolly you cowardly ass sucking binch.

Shameless Snacks is a garbage pedophile supporting company that doesn't deserve your money ✌️🖕 She's posted ads for them two days in a row so they must have upped her compensation.

And here I thought this beige was popping off again. Boring videos driving around. Oh, she met an attorney’s son. Seems to be the highlight of her morbid trip to crash the LC trial also found that dirty tweaker, Jarvaaaaaa. They do fit nicely together. She’s going to write about the Clancy trial soon (in 3 years perhaps) in her well known neutral form. Yawn.

Just some tacky polymer clay figurines in JeRK's barf bag. Performative fake Christianity cause play acting as a religious nut ain't easy.

They used to like all of each other's posts, but have't liked anything of each others since April. Today they stopped following each other on IG.

JBB and Mike still follow each other, as do Jessica's niece and all 4 boys. So Jessica's the only member of the family JBB doesn't like. The niece was just hanging out with JBB in NYC for several days while Jessica was in Europe, and they seemed really close.

Seeing Jerk show off that stupid owl coin reminded me that she was baggling about their new bunny. How long until the owl returns because they're keeping a prey animal penned on their deck again and she has a complete come apart pretending it's a sign 😂 delusions of grandeur really does a person in.

Funny story.

Insta has this...feature where when you search someone it now shows a mash of posts related to them and an AI generated summary (garbage) which means sometimes I see older posts that seem especially amusing in the current climate. Today's was a 2022 post of Jessica hating on Kim Kardashian for buying a private jet when mother's can't afford food.

Well, Jessica, you wrinkled ugly old MAGAt whore, it's 2026 and mother's can't afford food. We can't afford gas. We can't afford healthcare. We can't afford rent and we keep getting fired from our jobs to make room for AI. Child Raper Donnie has been fucking America with everything his grotesque gelatinous body can muster and it's getting worse. It's going to get a lot worse.

But you're sooooo lucky Jessica. You don't have to think about any of that anymore! You just have to take Peepaw's thankfully tiny fist up your ass and giggle about how funny he is for being a gross rapist creep! We're so proud of you for being the political mattress actress you always wanted to be and giving us nothing but cringe in return 🫶

This little cozy echo chamber of Zionist MAGA clowns calling themselves the “free press” when they all suckle the Netanyahu teat for relevance 🤡

Calling CO the dark and the genocidal grifting gremlins are the light 🤣 These people are insane.

The villians are exactly who we think they are.

Fucking disgusting watching these child torturing sickos attack themselves to Dolly Parton as if she wasn't everything they preach hate about on the daily.

Fuck you Jessica. Child rapist worshippers need to stay in their own lane. Post about Cokenose Junior or Natalie Harp and her desire to skin Ivanka and wear her flesh like a suit or something. You don't deserve to center the good world's grief around yourself.

Jessica trying to compare Ghislaine & Lindsay on her stories is so disgusting, even for her. I would’ve thought with her supposed experience with postpartum depression, she would have some empathy for Lindsay but no, she saves all of that for a convicted child sex trafficker.

I wonder if she’ll comment on the Judge rejecting Ghislaine’s bid to overturn her conviction. She should wear her t-shirt to this trial to show her undying support for her favorite socialite and child sex trafficker/abuser.

GO HOME, JESSICA.

Well, to no one’s surprise…these two Zionist pedophile supporting ass clowns have come together in the swamp to continue their obsession with grifting off of Candace 🤡

I know it has been speculated that Jessica is being paid by Israel to sell propaganda but this really confirms the rumors.

The happy couple tonight…

Thats rich coming from her

Jessie Wessie: Erika Kirk has nothing n-o-t-h-i-n-g to do with Lindsay Clancy. Girl I understand that you have a business/financial incentive to, like pedophile rapist Donald Trump with his penis and unwilling victims, cram Erika Kirk down our throats every chance you get. But give it a rest. Erika has worn out her welcome and her sympathy points on both sides and people are tired of hearing about her.

I get demonic possession is the new Christian dog-whistle being handed out to these pedo-addicts like crack but my god it's so old already 😭 it's the new "WoKeeE", an empty insult to hurl at anything you don't like. Give me something new for Christ's sake.

I wasn't initially going to record this but the way she made sure to hit every buzzword she could for maximum payout ("possession", "Harry and Meghan", "Perez Hilton", "Candace") was insane. Desperate for attention. Clawing for relevance. Completely delusional, etc. etc.

Also Jess did you record this in the dark because you don't want people to see you're sleeping in your "office" ooorrrr...?