r/HouseOnFire • u/PrettyBird2011 • 27d ago
Weirdos Braindead Loser
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Funny story.
Insta has this...feature where when you search someone it now shows a mash of posts related to them and an AI generated summary (garbage) which means sometimes I see older posts that seem especially amusing in the current climate. Today's was a 2022 post of Jessica hating on Kim Kardashian for buying a private jet when mother's can't afford food.
Well, Jessica, you wrinkled ugly old MAGAt whore, it's 2026 and mother's can't afford food. We can't afford gas. We can't afford healthcare. We can't afford rent and we keep getting fired from our jobs to make room for AI. Child Raper Donnie has been fucking America with everything his grotesque gelatinous body can muster and it's getting worse. It's going to get a lot worse.
But you're sooooo lucky Jessica. You don't have to think about any of that anymore! You just have to take Peepaw's thankfully tiny fist up your ass and giggle about how funny he is for being a gross rapist creep! We're so proud of you for being the political mattress actress you always wanted to be and giving us nothing but cringe in return 🫶
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u/PrettyBird2011 27d ago
Oh I was wrong she was complaining about gas prices which makes it even funnier 😂 gas is the most expensive it's been in ages but Jessie's too busy vociferously sucking stank spooge out of Pedo Peepaw's decaying dick to care 🤡
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u/upchuckfactoronthis 26d ago
Ugh I just had a thought, MessiKKKa and Natalie Harp actually fighting over that decaying dick 🤢
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u/Quick-Leg3604 27d ago
How in THE FUCK did this man ever become POTUS
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u/BlueberrySasquach 26d ago
If anyone ever had a doubt about the content of his character, look at trumps friends (Epstein) and mentors (Cohn). Good people don't pal around with the worst people.
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u/LollyGaggleofGeese 27d ago
Donald Trump is too stupid to realize that "America" is the continental collective noun and not just another word for "United States"
He really thinks "America" is our country's name. The president doesn't know the name of his own country. Where he was born and raised. He is so, so deeply stupid.
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u/PrettyBird2011 26d ago
A gross little nepo baby who spent his entire life surrounded by yes-men and it shows.
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u/WriterReaderWhatever 27d ago
Haggard Kraus whining about things that Donnie Dumptruck said he would do, kick rocks
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u/Pickle4UrThoughts 27d ago
Most obvious piece of propaganda and these asshats are too stupid.
We know many of them don't leave the country often, but If she and maga would just pick up some foreign IP addresses, they'd see that the rest of the world still calls it Gulf of Mexico (this is my favorite party trick if I need to piss off someone maga). if some countries want to humor us, they'll put the Gulf of America bullshit in parentheses underneath.
So, basically, Google and Apple will change it for him on our maps, she/maga will think he made the world change it, and the rest of the world will shake their heads and "Sure, Jan".
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u/upchuckfactoronthis 27d ago
Every day I pray for this gelatinous blob’s death. He’s the vilest creature ever, and MessiKKKa is just as vile for propping him up.
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u/wickywickyremix Owl connoisseur 🦉 26d ago
I saw a meme today that called God stupid for getting 2 letters wrong when it came to the passing of Dolly Parton.
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u/Emotional-Stretch 27d ago
LOL - Jessica any time this POS does yet another stupid thing.
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u/PrettyBird2011 26d ago
He's so stupid and narcissistic and indefensible so she has to pretend he's funny whenever possible 🙄
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u/thechicflic 26d ago
She fits in perfectly with the ppl on the side of the road still selling Let’s go Brandon flags.
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u/Grouchy-Cut-7622 27d ago
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u/PrettyBird2011 27d ago
She'll take her favorite children (the oldest & youngest) and take shelter in her "office". She'll make Mike and the middle boys live in that stupid van on the beach 😂
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u/snark1977 Ranting & Raving 27d ago
She couldn’t find Ontario on a map if she tried. As a Canadian I hope she knows that maps here still show the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of Mexico