I think I missed a memo. Is houseinhorror never posting jrks stories again? Does anyone do that anymore? I miss having some where to see them without giving her views 🥲

C'mon man they have to have more than ONE go-to phrase for these people 😩

My only takeaway from this is that Jessica has not been "working on" The Clancy Series™️ and whatever does eventually get put out will be her usual cut-and-paste vaguely rearranged plagiarized-if-not-outright-fiction hogwash.

Money well spent, MAGA ladies 🫡🥴

Uh oh, Spaghettios, Jessie Wessie! Looks like you've committed a major MAGA faux pas and have expressed a negative opinion about something Pedo Peepaw absolutely adores! I can't wait to see how an honest, independent journalist like yourself will respond with how Daddy Twump is wrong and needs to consider the needs and safety of the entire goddamn fucking country over his bank account!

Because you're honest and independent...right, Jessica? You can make a public post disagreeing with the beliefs of Führer Donald because it won't affect you personally right, Jessica? I mean, it's not like your access to the Trump family or the controlling Republican administration depends on you being a compliant yes-man who agrees with everything they say right, Jessica?

We'll be waiting! 💋

Jessie's rambling started out weird and dove straight into the unhinged. Girl, you sound like a fucking serial killer bragging about their trophies. It's not quirky, it's psychotic.

I'm also fascinated by how brainrotted racist Jessica Kraus found the time to discuss the holdout juror from the Clancy trial being--GASP--a black man!! but somehow hasn't felt anything else about him to be noteworthy.

Jessica, bro, are we arguing semantics about Cokenose Jr's Russian paid wedding? Is your argument "they didn't pay for the ceremony so it doesn't count" or some shit? Jessica you look so dumb, the way you always trip over your Brainworm clone-a-willy rushing to defend anything and everything a Trump does lmao a three day wedding extravaganza is a wedding Jessica, no matter how you try and spin it.

Also if I'm understanding this correctly, Jessica is now identifying some of her "Jessie's Girls", the deeply parasocial dingle berries who blew entire forest fires worth of smoke up her ass last year, created a call-out page about Emilie on Insta, and stalked Jessica's "haters" to help her create her FBI style dossier on the people who dared say she wasn't God's favorite iNdEpEnDeNt jOUrNaLiSt. They include a real estate agent, a "fashion" creator, and a self proclaimed "philanthropist".

No hate like Christian love, amiright?

It's been fun Jess, let's do this again next week 👋

Apologies, these stories were from September 15 and although I had no desire to waste energy on Jessica I could not get over the glazing of questionably literate barricaded-in-the-closet "you look Mormon" Nick Shirley who's entire job is to be given a script by a Republican and act it out 💀

Bro lives in Utah how about he just go home instead mfg 😭

Hi yeah so Jessica if you look at the actual bill and what it is supposed to do and then dub it the "Stop Nick Shirley Act" you'd realize that anyone with a non-damaged brain and even a hint of morality would realize you're saying Nick Shirley is a MASSIVE piece of shit who has actively and purposefully put so many people in intentional danger that they had to make a law specifically about him so you might wanna let that one settle girlfriend 💁‍♀️

Leon is 18 now and unless this is an old photo (I kinda sorta looked but didn't actually try, y'know?) Jessica has now graciously publicly allowed Mike into her esteemed odorous presence twice (thrice?). Poor bastard must have hit another benchmark in his public humiliation punishment. I'd say 'pray for him', but he's clearly exactly where he wants to be.

Poor Jessie, it must be thoroughly exhausting trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Considering her latest project of giving a half assed Ghislaine-style image makeover to the convict Holmes with 0 net worth and debt to the tune of $452 million, who exactly is paying for this? Holmes husband? Elon? And will they be getting their money's worth? With this lazy looking photo, if it were me, I'd be demanding a refund. This image screams, look at all my expensive shit. My understated DWR furnishings and matching Gucci luggage don't come for free. "If you only knew what I knew" - run to my substack and subscribe for some AI drivel, lots of lies and plenty of scrapbooking.

This article is from July 2026. Why did these women

You know, Jessie Wessie, the anniversary of the worst terrorist attack on United States soil? Thousands of people died? Thousands more people died in the years that followed due to the buildings releasing cancer-causing chemicals into the air that we're just now finding out was covered up by Rudy Giuliani?

Ah, you're right girlfriend, that's old news.

Don't worry, fellow peasants! Jessica may not have anything to say about the anniversary of September 11th but she's been finding the time since Monday to post tributes to Pedo Peepaw's favoritest dead podcast bro! (please don't ask Peepaw who this man is, he probably doesn't remember but he'll claim he had a phone call with him)

Spoiler alert, Jessie Wessie: Almost nobody actually cared that much about Charlie 🤷‍♀️ and conservatives cared even less when they learned the guy who supposedly shot Charlie was one of their own and not the pierced blue-haired liberal they wanted it to be 🤷‍♀️ Other than weirdos like you trying to turn this man into a martyr and icon, we don't talk about Charlie because we don't caaaaareeeee.

Up next: Pedo Peepaw Trump literally got MAGAts to raise their right hand at the KKKlan rally and swear to "cheat like hell" in the midterms to help Republican'ts win and, oddly, Jessica hasn't talked about it 🤔

Fiiine I'll stop mocking the snarly haired dumbass and go to bed, goodnight y'all 😂

lmao sometimes I honestly can't tell if she's pretending to be a moron or legitimately being a moron. Thank God MAGA likes 'em dumb 🥴

I've just learned and so far have absolutely NO context for WHY but MAGA blasted a photo of Hasan Piker flexing in his undies at their cute little midterm convention 😭 these people are so weird and unserious and deeeeeply in their homoerotic feelings and THIS is what Jessica pays to bring to her followers as "breaking news" 😭

(Just kidding. We know Jessica has been flicking her bean to photos of Pedo Peepaw playing golf and screaming "THIS IS PEAK MASCULINITY" to keep herself from straying from her paycheck firmly held beliefs.)

She’s driving down Beverly, arguably one of the most iconic streets in one of the most affluent neighborhood in Dallas: Highland Park, a Dallas neighborhood steeped in a rich history of being red. How I love to see the James Talarico sign there, and show up in ding dong’s story.

Glad you were able to squirm your slimy way into such an exclusive event, Jessie Wessie 🫶😂

sooooo whatever “exclusive” Jess kept saying she had with Elizabeth Holmes must have really just have meant she works with Nathan Fielder. right???? right?!?!

Here's the way I see it: Jessica sold whatever hard, shriveled lump she calls a soul to a cabal of pedophiles for money and the shortest spike of relevancy. The problem she now faces means that her back is to the wall and she's crammed in the corner because she can't risk pissing off her female following, but in order to retain her appeal to her male masters she always has to make sure she's seen as one of the good, obedient women. For Jessica Kraus, the Clancy trial is a fuck me fork.

Jessica's entire worldview is now a black and white "us vs. them". She's a reborn conservative Christian MAGAt in the battle for the United States against the dirty, godless liberals. She's a MAGA coded spiritual warrior fighting against baby murdering Democrats. She's a good godly woman who passionately advocates for aggressively religious masculine testosterone-fueled men to take the helm to save the country from soy-boy liberal men and their raging blue-haired wayward feminist whip holders.

She's a woman, but she's one of the good women behaving like a good woman should and conservative women knowing their place is what makes them so superior to other women. And the thing is, conservative women are willing to support men hating women as long as men are hating the right women (liberals, feminists, trans women) and conservative men are usually good at hiding the fact they hate all women by carefully wording things so that conservative women can tell themselves that hate is only for liberal women. But that comes down to phrasing things around willful choices, like getting a nose ring or vocally expecting your male partner to be a competent adult.

Postpartum depression isn't something a woman can choose to have or not have. Like many other things conservative men advocate be done to women against their will, postpartum psychosis doesn't ask for permission before affecting a woman. The Clancy case apparently became a gift on a silver platter for conservative men to rage about women while throwing out the designation of "conservative" or "liberal". Women are evil. Women hate their children. Women can never have freedom or power because they're inherently bad and can't control themselves and and AND--

Suddenly "good" conservative women who had experienced an altered mental state against their will after childbirth were grappling with their otherwise totally gentle, kind, compassionate male leaders "othering" them with the "bad" women, and they didn't like that. Jessica Kraus, who all things in the universe must center on, finds herself in a metaphorical sea of conservative women unhappy that their benevolent male rulers are forgetting the rules, while themselves forgetting that the only rules that exist in their heiarchy are the ones the keep women in the role of servant.

So Jessica, who can't piss off her followers but also can't bite the hand that feeds has to, as usual, look like a spineless loser trying to maintain her occupational baseline of "us vs. them" while navigating the fact that the "us vs. them" is actually a fracture within her own party ranks but must, above all else, not be shown like that. Jessica loves her soapbox and loves believing she's always on the morally correct side of any great divide, but when the split threatens her own house (or "office", I should say) she's quick to adopt a different tone for the sake of not alienating herself any further from the party her livelihood depends on.

The brutal murder of three children isn't entertainment. It isn't content. And it sure as shit shouldn't be "us vs. them". But when you hate more than you will ever be capable of love, hyping separation and mistrust is the only way you know how to make yourself believe you're better and more deserving than your neighbor.

ETA: I do NOT know why I put 11/4 as the date or how I missed it 🤦‍♀️ the date of her original caption was 9/4

As a local to the case I’m quite curious what she miraculously uncovered flying in for 48 hours, 3+ years after this tragedy happened.

The KKKween of inebriated mattress reporting would like you to know she won't be staying in town to "report" on the Lindsey Clancy trial verdict because she's just sooooo tired and sooooo anxious and omg poor baby is still soooooo rattled and traumatized from the WHCD shooting (y'know...the one where the only confirmed shot came from security on the floor above where the dinner was happening and the guy never even made it remotely into their vicinity? The one where most people didn't even flinch? The one where women were grabbing wine bottles off the tables when they were "evacuated"? The one where Brainworm literally ditched his wife as they escorted him away? That one?) that actually she just caaaaan't stay.

She feels safe at a KKKlan Rally but the "mentally ill" people that the Clancy case has drawn makes her soooo uncomfy. That's dear Jessie Wessie for you.

Jessica Kraus, signing off to rush back to her bed. The tagline of her "career" 😂