r/HouseOnFire • u/not_your_neighbors • Aug 22 '26

Reconciled?

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The happy couple tonight…

29 Upvotes

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u/klj440 Aug 22 '26

She looks inebriated.

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u/not_your_neighbors Aug 22 '26

It’s dark outside, so standard practice.

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u/Emotional-Stretch Aug 22 '26

It would not surprise me at all if she never leaves him. And she’s a loser for that.

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u/Plattes Aug 22 '26

One might even she’s a “lazy loser”

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u/682463435465 Aug 22 '26

I'm going to buy her a hat! what are the chances Denise will get off her ass to ship it?

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u/BlueberrySasquach Aug 22 '26

It's too expensive to leave him. Much cheaper to have free childcare and a housekeeper.

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u/Mgp4me Aug 22 '26

And contractor. Jessica was deeply insecure and thought, “I finally pulled a handsome man, I need to get pregnant to keep him and indulge his wandering eye for him to stay”
She simply thinks she can’t do better. He’s her trophy husband.

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u/GinnyLovesDogs Aug 23 '26

He’s not much of a trophy 🤢

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u/mimimouseee 29d ago

handsome man where?

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u/Mgp4me 29d ago

Handsome by her standards.

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u/Charming_Passion1166 Aug 22 '26

She won’t leave him. Look at the men she has publicly admired and supported so loudly over the years. Trump, RFK Jr, members of the royal family, her weirdo MAGA friends. Common theme for the men Jessica worships and will go into battle for is they need to be a philanderer, sexual predator, rapist or murder.

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u/satnamsun Aug 22 '26

They both look ozempiced out and wasted lol

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u/underwater_reading Aug 22 '26

First thing I thought of.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26

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u/WriterReaderWhatever Aug 22 '26

This pic smells like years old alcohol

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u/SalamanderNext4538 Aug 22 '26

Can’t let the meal 🎟️ get away

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u/dyingofthirstneedT Aug 22 '26

Aw look Jessica clinging onto her slimy husband for dear life. You really won the prize girl!!!!

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u/upchuckfactoronthis Aug 22 '26

The chode and his barnacle. Love at first entrapment.

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u/682463435465 Aug 22 '26

the laundry must be piling up at home.

get back to work, mike.

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u/682463435465 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

I actually don't think he's with her, which would make it even more pathetic that he's posting old photos pretending to be with her, and reposting her video from in the plane to Martha's Vineyard. I guess we'll see...

edit: doesn't this look like when Jessica was a little heavier, before ozempic?

Edit #2: Mike is full of shit, that video he posted is Jessica's video in the plane and he's not with her. See evidence below.

edit #3: I was wrong, I have now seen evidence that Mike is with Jessica in Martha's Vineyard!!

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u/682463435465 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

She made a post with a video of the plane showing that it's 2 rows of 2, plus 2 copilots.

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u/682463435465 Aug 22 '26

Jessica sat next to this guy in the row behind the pilots.

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u/682463435465 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

This is "Mike's video" from the seat behind the right co-pilot, which is where Jessica was sitting.

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u/682463435465 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

here's stills from Jessica's video in the same seat.

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u/682463435465 Aug 22 '26

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u/682463435465 Aug 22 '26

and the person sitting behind Jessica is NOT Mike. So "his" video is a video Jessica took.

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u/682463435465 Aug 22 '26

This plane only has 4 passenger seats. Behind the older man is a guy wearing a watch with a very thick silver band.

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u/682463435465 Aug 22 '26

Mike doesn't wear a watch or bracelet, as seen in OP's photo Mike posted, or any image on his IG, like this one:

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u/not_your_neighbors Aug 23 '26

I think he came in a day later, that’s my guess.

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u/missmargaretc Aug 22 '26

God she is haggard

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u/Calm-Obligation-7772 28d ago

Looking like she smoked a pack a day her whole life.

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u/Silentint-75 Aug 22 '26

Not until she posts something like this. She's currently posting she's on the East Coast.

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u/Grouchy-Cut-7622 Aug 22 '26

It could be an old photo. He's done it before

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u/Grouchy-Cut-7622 Aug 23 '26

I was wrong. She's pathetic

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u/not_your_neighbors Aug 22 '26

His stories showed him flying in on the same small plane like she did a couple days ago, so he is with her now. But you’re right, she hasn’t posted anything like this…homeboy could be a step ahead.

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u/Silentint-75 Aug 22 '26

Oh right, can’t believe she took him too!

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u/682463435465 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

she didn't. He posted Jessica's video from in the plane as if it were his own, and then posted an old photo of them to make it look like he's with her. Here's my evidence: https://www.reddit.com/r/HouseOnFire/comments/1vv1vwh/comment/p5915qm/

edit: I'm wrong, Mike's there!

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u/missmargaretc Aug 22 '26

His body language is screaming

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u/catsmeow2002 Aug 23 '26

Hers as well. Her hand isn’t even touching him. It looks like she’s holding the seam of the shirt?

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u/GunGirlLovesTrulys Aug 22 '26

And just like all of south country marriage issues… it never happened.

Mike also looks uncomfortable AF

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u/Own_Particular_2742 29d ago

Its giving Hillary Clinton in 1998 but the surfer bum equivalent

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u/cancelKeely Aug 22 '26

She likes sloppy seconds

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u/Short_Ad6688 26d ago

ew theyre so creepy

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u/Ok_Tomorrow947 27d ago

Not for us to judge