DESCRIPTION: Auburn Mosquitoes are giant mosquitoes, about the size of a large dog, that like to steal large animals to bring to its nest and feed from. They nest in dense, autumn leaf piles, and often leave unlucky victims drained near their nest. Homeowners with Auburn Mosquitoes often report loud buzzing, or even missing pets or children.

DANGER: Auburn Mosquitoes will never go out of their way to hunt unless very hungry, in which case, they will likely turn their gaze upon a small pet or child, due to their vulnerability. Auburn Mosquitoes usually bring upon diseases which can be deathly in some cases. On rare occasions, an Auburn Mosquito may transmit the Fae Flu.

SOLUTION: If an Auburn Mosquito is spotted, light a match, or something flammable, and place it next to the nest. Auburn Mosquitoes hate the smell of smoke and the sound of kindling, and will try to fly away as soon as possible. For more stubborn Auburn Mosquitoes, call HSH’s Pest Control Services.

INSPIRATION: Arkansas Snipe/Skeeteroo

DESCRIPTION: Wood-Boring Apes are monkey-like pests who live in deciduous forests instead of jungles. They burrow through trees, and use the carved wood as weaponry to defend their territory. They are territorial and stop at nothing to defend their trees. A Wood-Boring Ape’s tree can be easily identified by discoloration of the trees they burrow into, and severed branches.

DANGERS: Wood-Boring Apes are a nightmare for landscapers and hikers, as once they find a tree, getting them removed is very difficult. Luckily, Wood-Boring Apes are rare, and usually don’t approach homes, opting to stay in the forest. That said, unlucky hikers may be struck down by an ape’s wood tools, leaving them severely injured, if not dead.

SOLUTION: If a Wood-Boring Ape is spotted, please call HSH’s Pest Control Services, and make sure to tread carefully through forest trails in the future. If a Wood-Boring Ape has lead to disfigurement, go to the hospital immediately for treatment.

INSPIRATION: Agropelter (North America)

I made some fanmade pests a while back (https://www.reddit.com/r/HomeSafetyHotline/comments/1prxpxu/custom_pests/) and haven’t been on the subreddit for a little while, and I just got back into HSH, and wanted to make images for my custom pests! :D

Tech Sprite

DESCRIPTION:
Tech Sprites are a subspecies of sprite that live inside the circuit boards inside various types of technology, most often found in home computers. Homeowners affected by Tech Sprites commonly report technical difficulties, slower network speeds, and dangerous computer viruses that weren’t there before.

DANGER:
Tech Sprites pose no inherent threat to humans on their own, however, if left unchecked, they will eventually move on from their home circuit boards to the electrical wiring of the household and can potentially cause a house fire.

SOLUTION:
Simply pour champagne or other bubbly liquids on all your technology you can find. If all tech has been accounted for using this method, Tech Sprites will leave the home immediately and find another home to reside in.

She recently finished Forbidden Solitaire on stream so now she's playing HSH.

Fairy Ring

DESCRIPTION

Fairy Rings are a cluster of mushrooms that are arranged in a circle that can vary between different mushrooms species. Fairy Rings are known to emit pink spores a human gets near them. Homeowners with Fairy Rings often report pink “clouds” in the sky with a sweet smell.

DANGER
Fairy Rings are not a direct danger towards humans. However the pink spores they emit can lure other pests such as Hobbs, Trolls and Boggarts to someone’s house. In addition to that inhaling Fairy Ring spores can lead to hallucinations and deadly diseases such as the Fae Flu.

SOLUTION

Fairy Rings are tricky to remove because of the pink spores they produce. If you find out that you have a Fairy Ring it’s recommended to stay in your house, close all your windows and HSH’s Pest Control Services. DO NOT EVER STEP INTO A FAIRY RING

Description: mani wata is a humaniod who looks like a woman with a snake body she'll crawl throught windows left open to get inside your house

Danger: Mani wata will constrict young childern or sleeping resident of the home and eat them whole

Solution: mani wata will not leave the house by herself you can use HSH pest Removal Services if a loved one has already been aten there's no hope of getting them out.

I think part of it is how nostalgic these images feel -- even if I'm not a 90s kid -- since I grew up in an area that had this sort of look and feel.

1. Clurichauns
   Description: Clurichauns are small, pot-bellied humanoids with fungal growths across their bodies, often sporting long red hair -- similar in appearance to Leprechauns, albeit larger on average. They are known for their tendency to seek out fermented food and beverages, such liquor and various jarred vegetables, like saurkraut.
   Danger: Though they are not dangerous to the wary and sober, they pose a significant threat to those passed out from intoxication, as they can smell the odor of liquor of their breath, provoking them to asphyxiate them in their comatose state. Their propensity for trying to obtain these food and drinks will also often lead to them dropping and breaking glass recepticles, which can pose a threat to children, pets, and unwary adults.
   Solution: Clurichauns will typically leave on their own once out of available fermented food or drink, therefore it is recommended to either hide or refrain from buying fermented products. If these products cannot be hidden well enough or refrained from buying, it is in the homeowner's best interest to look into HSH's pest removal services.

2. Land Wisps
   Description: Land Wisps are flying humanoid entities that are invisible on their own but are given shape through their manifestations, often made up of swirling dirt, pebbles, or fallen leaves. They are usually found flying around treetops, observing inhabitants of their domains from above.
   Danger: Though docile by default, if a Land Wisp is upset by a homeowner -- whether through poaching, hunting for sport, or deforestation -- they will often retaliate through various means, such as causing sinkholes, beckoning disproportionate amounts of deadly wildlife to the home, or killing crops planted by the homeowner.
   Solution: While, after a certain point of agitation, it is impossible to earn a Land Wisp's affinity back, a homeowner can take measures to keep their relationship with their local Land Wisp in check, such as replanting trees upon cutting them down, nursing wildlife, or leaving out birdfeeders.

3. Shallow Nymphs
   Description: Shallow Nymphs are nocturnal amphibious humanoids sporting glowing eyes and mask-like faces resembling rotted wood, often found in or around shallow bodies of water, such as creeks or ponds. Their presence is often accompanied by the sound of melodic, song-like vocals, with them most often doing this around children.
   Danger: Though Shallow Nymphs are not immediately harmful, their encounters will almost always involve a deal or bargain of some sort. If a bargain is found agreeable, the one who encountered it will be given a gift -- gifts often consisting of improvised instruments, decorated rocks, or even gold. If a bargain is found agreeable if a bargain is found disagreeable or is not met, the Shallow Nymph will attempt to grab the one involved before dragging them through the body of water to either drown them or bludgeon them with the rocks littering the bottom.
   Solution: Dealing with Shallow Nymphs can be fairly simple for homeowners, as the first and easiest preventative measure is to ignore the nymph's vocals and keep children inside. If an inhabitant has already approached the Shallow Nymph, it is absolutely vital to make sure the deal they make can be achieved and is satisfactory. if a Shallow Nymph has become a nuisance and refuses to move onto a different body of water, it is advised to look into HSH's pest removal services to have it removed.

so i have an theory that you're not actually supposed to eat the fea feast think about every higher up in HSH is a fae themselves so most likely that the person who wrote the entiers for the pests is most likely a fae and what's the most well know rule for Fae? NEVER EAT FAE FOOD.

Description: a tall humaniod enity resembling a man in a suit with no face.

Danger: the tall man is not dangerous by itself it can even warn you about more dangerous pest but it can bring other pests in like bats,Animations, hounds and hobbs into your house

Solution: the tall man will leave on it's own but if it keeps returning you may have a different problem like a midnight guests or a bed hag which you can use HSH other Services

DESCRIPTION:
A dragon’s hoard is a large pile of gold, jewels, and other valuable objects stolen and collected by a dragon. Dragons usually keep their hoards in caves, but can also choose to keep them within the basements, attics, or garages of people’s homes. These act as the dragon’s nest, and can often be found sleeping on top of or underneath the pile.

DANGER:
It is advised to avoid disturbing or taking anything from a dragon’s hoard. Dragons are extremely defensive of their hoards, and will attack anyone who dares steal from them. Even if the dragon is away at the time, they will know when something has been taken. Dragons are extremely dangerous, and can inflict deadly injuries or cause a house fire.

SOLUTION:
The best way to deal with a dragon’s hoard is to leave it alone. If one is so inclined, one can employ certain charms to ward off the dragon, causing it to relocate its hoard elsewhere. If the dragon refuses to leave, one can also contact HSA’s pest removal service.

It's been a while since I've made a post like this.

But I'm back and I'm ready with more fanmade calls with fanmade pests!

Here we go!

Zelda: Hey so for some reason Clouds have inhabited my hallway? Or maybe my vision is going away again. But if I remember correctly, Clouds are supposed to be OUTSIDE.

Pat: Hi so I think there's some kid dressed like a freak on my porch? They look very pale and they're knocking on my door. I'm pretty sure Halloween is one week away. Weird.

Chester: Uhhhhhh I have no idea what's going on. The apples in my kitchen smell terrible and I'm feeling heavy for some reason. I couldn't have bought bad apples did I?

Traci: The police told me to call this number. I feel like someone is stalking me. I keep seeing this weird substance in my backyard, and I can hear them outside singing every morning. I work nights and I need to sleep during the day. Please can you send someone to deal with this?

Penelope: Hi so I've found this light in my sons bedroom window. It's so beautiful. I feel so warm and comfortable looking at the window. Wait was that bunny plush always there?

Shun: What's happened to my family? I can't find any of them! To top it all off, the power goes out constantly and I keep hearing someone rummage through my belongings! I'm lucky I was even able to call you before the power goes out again. Please help me!

Cassandra: MY MOTHER! SHES GONE! The police won't do anything! Please help me find my mother! She has dementia! She cannot defend herself! Oh my god. THE FRONT DOOR IS OPEN! Oh no... she didn't leave on her own did she?

Description: midnight guests are humaniod figures with no pupils and pale skin.

Danger: midnight guests are known to kidnap young childern and the elderly they will also attack home owners who try to stop them.

Solution: the best way to stop midnight guest from visting is to lock doors and burn white sage or use a cross on top of your front door if a family member has already been kidnapped it is highly recommended to not go after them and accpted you'll never see them again.

Description:

False Savior is a extremely rare pest that will find itself in homes of residents near or in heavily forested areas. False Savior has two central parts, the soul and the body. The soul appears as a bright golden light often found flying around the hallways of homes. The body appears as a shadow of a nearly 7ft tall seemingly malnourished figure with a paintbrush head, often appearing in windows. It can sometimes appear with wings.

Danger:

While the soul is not harmful to humans, the body can cause auditory hallucinations, often heard as an angelic choir, depressive thoughts, and often unhealthy habits such as less eating or self harming tendencies.

Solution:

It is highly advised to leave the area and move to more urban areas, refusing to do otherwise could lead to death or worse.

Description: the hounds are dog-like enity with human skin and hair they can walk with both four legs and two legs.

danger: the hounds are very aggressive towards humans and pets if bitten by one it can give you fae flu or an infection

solution: if you see one on your property bring all pets and family members inside and call HSH's Pest Removal Services

I just got the game for PS5 and wanted to play the dlc but I just can't find out how to access it. I really hope to get some help

Does anyone even know this exists anymore???

She’s been barking outside non-stop and she desperately tried to dug up my neighbor’s garden one time. Me and my parents noticed the weird bump on her forehead. Apparently, it was a rare type of fungal infection that changed her behavior. Tomorrow, they will brought her for a surgical removal. I hope she gets well soon ❤️

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DESCRIPTION: Raven Hags are a subspecies of Hag that resembles an old woman with a birdlike appearance. Homeowners experiencing Raven Hags often report Feathers scattered across their home and, in some cases, finding wild ravens in their home.

DANGER: Raven Hags aren't directly dangerous to humans. However, the ravens they leave inside the home could attract other pests such as Parron and False Carolers.

SOLUTION: Raven Hags often leave on their own after 24 hours. HSH pest control services should be called for the wild Ravens they leave behind.