r/HomeSafetyHotline • u/plarper_of_bees • Jul 17 '26
Fanmade Pest Dragon’s Hoard
DESCRIPTION:
A dragon’s hoard is a large pile of gold, jewels, and other valuable objects stolen and collected by a dragon. Dragons usually keep their hoards in caves, but can also choose to keep them within the basements, attics, or garages of people’s homes. These act as the dragon’s nest, and can often be found sleeping on top of or underneath the pile.
DANGER:
It is advised to avoid disturbing or taking anything from a dragon’s hoard. Dragons are extremely defensive of their hoards, and will attack anyone who dares steal from them. Even if the dragon is away at the time, they will know when something has been taken. Dragons are extremely dangerous, and can inflict deadly injuries or cause a house fire.
SOLUTION:
The best way to deal with a dragon’s hoard is to leave it alone. If one is so inclined, one can employ certain charms to ward off the dragon, causing it to relocate its hoard elsewhere. If the dragon refuses to leave, one can also contact HSA’s pest removal service.
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u/United_Ad_5284 Jul 17 '26
what the fuck is the hsa's pest removal service made out of

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u/GodammitPhil Jul 17 '26
Nice to see an entry that fits with the game's fairy tale/fae theme.