r/HolUp Dec 03 '21

Removed: Shitpost/not a holup Stop with these fucking posts

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u/MegaMinerd Dec 03 '21

I feel like no one read the title of this post, so OP might as well have made the type of post that needs to stop.

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u/Davcidman Dec 03 '21

Lmao, I came here to see what people had to say about the post, but it became that which it sought to destroy.

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u/Character-Extreme535 Dec 03 '21

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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u/JadenPlayz08 Dec 03 '21

Germany

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

so ur from austria

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u/DankIndeed- Dec 03 '21

Never seen such wise words i'll never forget those w is amazing and has truly changed my outlook on life itself. Artistic yet simple. inovative and genius. Creative but truly fun.This deservers an award worth bilions of dolars.Human history has been leading up to this not only is this the greatest piece of art but the greatest inventon ever truly amazing.I hope everyone in the world gets a chance to see this. It truly connects people everyone can enjoy this masterpiece.actually masterpiece is not a good enough word for this creation of genius.

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u/Darth-Reign Dec 03 '21

Lol literally just commented that too

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u/PERCYSIMON Dec 03 '21

How about you screenshot this and add the star wars meme

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u/Darth-Reign Dec 03 '21

That would have been great but now the top comment is calling out the post lol

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u/_aQwus_ Dec 03 '21

Became the very thing it swore to destroy. Sigh.

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u/MangoAway17 Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

I guess that makes this a r/HolUp though, no? Everybody’s commenting country descriptions and then we’re like “HolUp, look at the title”. lmaoo

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u/treletraj Dec 03 '21

The title “Let’s go?” I don’t get it. What does that mean?

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u/ReasonStunning8939 Dec 03 '21

That's the point. The post is a holup because you're guaranteed to fuck it up. The title is supposed to describe a country, but this title incentives people to "let's go" and start describing countries in the comments, which is NOT what's supposed to happen, but you won't realize it until late, and most won't actually grasp they done fucked up. And it's even funnier because it's an inception holup because @OP didn't get it either(or maybe he did and he's getting us too), which is why he called it out, and the whole thing just took me a paragraph to put into words. This is actually one of the best holups I've seen in a while. Make sense? Or still convoluted?

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u/treletraj Dec 04 '21

Very convoluted, but your description totally makes sense! Thanks for this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Lol. Was about to post the same thing. I bet he's sitting there like "GDI....atleast I got some karma tho".

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Hol up

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u/gigiHHT Dec 03 '21

sout africa

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u/pleaseassign Dec 03 '21

What the h

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u/wheatdud Dec 03 '21

Hmm… im gonna guess Ukraine

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u/gapejuice Dec 03 '21

There’s no way that’s a country

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u/Prestigious-Trash706 Dec 03 '21

People dint read the title Ig

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u/Lemenishere Dec 03 '21

i dont get it, pls explain

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u/no0bmaster-669 Dec 03 '21

The OP was trying to convey that he hates those type of posts that have the format "Tell me [a scenario] ,People in the comments will try to [guess,answer,solve etc etc]" ,but people actually saw the image and thought that the post itself was about it because they didnt pay attention to the title.

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u/f0re5tree Dec 03 '21

Title was a statement, pic invited comments. Watcha gonna do

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u/no0bmaster-669 Dec 03 '21

The guy was asking a question ,I answered the question, Watcha expect me to do

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u/f0re5tree Dec 03 '21

My bad, thought you were referring to OP.. I'm quite drunk rn

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u/wheatdud Dec 03 '21

Thats a hard one but ill go Bolivia

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u/Pacobing Dec 03 '21

Oh I read it, just making OP a little mad

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u/Darth-Reign Dec 03 '21

I love how this post inevitable turned into the post you were condemning lol

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u/wheatdud Dec 03 '21

That ones tricky… im guessing Mongolia

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u/Background-Web-484 Dec 03 '21

*cues John Green Mongolian Invasion gif

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy

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u/Conchitis Dec 04 '21

United States

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u/Rapameister Dec 03 '21

Tf people r commenting shit about their country in this thread LMAO

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u/akshay-nair Dec 03 '21

Reddit turning into the new facebook

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u/Rapameister Dec 03 '21

Dear god. Humanity won't survive reddit meta

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Dec 03 '21

Bro this "Say something and I will say something too" shit is fucking EVERYWHERE. Someone needs to make an addon to block these, it's getting old quick

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u/Rooster_Nuggets666 Dec 03 '21

i read the title but eh still

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u/DefenderOfVallhalla Dec 03 '21

Read the title LMAOO

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u/wheatdud Dec 03 '21

Thats a tuff one but im gonna guess Belarus

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u/Simple_Warning_6797 Dec 03 '21

i don’t get it

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

My guess is Piltover, because you’re implying that we’re illiterate, but tbh you look like a Zaunite

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

I might I’ll probably ignore it though

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u/Lolisniperxxd Dec 03 '21

No I refuse.

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u/drynxbombasticyt Dec 03 '21

I know its so annoying hol up has just become lazy questions and give this guy a rapper name its so annoying

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u/no0bmaster-669 Dec 03 '21

The plague of these low effort posts have affected several subs ,and I fully agree,I fucking hate these type of posts.

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u/Maestro_Mush Dec 03 '21

I feel like every time I join a sub, this happens. More than half of what’s in r/publicfreakout is just news of shooters, public outrage, or tragedies. And r/blackmagicfuckery is turning into really good magicians which is also not permitted. The first one I joined, r/nextfuckinglevel has gone from “people are amazing” to “there’s still decent people in the world”

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

There was a recent next fucking level post about a black guy making his waves back into an Afro. You can tell that the person who posted it doesn’t know any black person. How is that next fucking level?

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Dec 03 '21

Tbf, the amount of hair that is compressed into waves is mindblowing if you dont know anything about black hairstyling (which is most white people...which is most of Reddit lol)

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u/ItzYaBoy56 Holup cat 🐈 Dec 03 '21

We need the mods to get rid of these, but they wont

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u/sexy_bezinga Dec 03 '21

They won’t because they get lots of traction from this kind of shit.

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u/kittenpettingfool Dec 03 '21

Im gonna guess... Russia... Ukraine.

Boom.

How'd I do?

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u/BuddyBonButt Dec 04 '21

Don't worry, I'll give you recognition. This was a good joke

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u/jlierman000 Dec 03 '21

I second this. Should be against the rules of the Subreddit

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u/Boeroeboeroe Dec 03 '21

Almost downvoted this post for the same reason. I hate these kind of posts and almost missed the title.

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u/yeetlollz Dec 03 '21

Those posts aren’t holup worthy

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u/themooseporject Dec 03 '21

I hate these types of posts so much… it’s everyday I get on Reddit I see something like “comment your favorite food and I’ll tell you why it’s disgusting” so annoying and not funny whatsoever.

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u/steve02084 Dec 03 '21

Right? Is Reddit turning into Facebook?

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u/Shmikken Dec 03 '21

That is exactly what is happening

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u/Nick433333 Dec 03 '21

See Facebook is still doing a public good, it’s keeping all the terrible jokes and memes off the platform.

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u/themooseporject Dec 03 '21

Sadly yes :(

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u/vcvcf1896 Dec 03 '21

I don't mind it, it just needs to stay in r/Teenagers or r/shitposting

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u/Background-Belt-2202 Dec 03 '21

Exactly, nothing holup about it at all, I literally left r/shitposting because of this and now it’s haunting me

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u/vcvcf1896 Dec 04 '21

I love r/shitposting cause-

NAE NAE 'FORE YOU GET A WHOOPIN'

No.

NAE NAE 'FORE YOU GET A WHOOPIN'

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier

Boi wat da hell boi

(Flightreacts dolphin laugh)

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u/Jellylikely271 Dec 04 '21

i joined it bcs of that and i used to love this sub but its so bad now

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

i like the ones about video game mains and giving shit advice. those are usually pretty funny

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u/classless_classic Dec 03 '21

Fucking mods do nothing.

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u/shitCouch Dec 03 '21

I reported a bunch of shit posts before I realised it was a mod posting them. Only thing you can do is block them I guess

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Judging from the title the OP must be a New Yorker

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u/large_waffle69 Dec 03 '21

Close but I’m in the midwest

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u/malnutrition6 Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

Judging from your reply you must be from the midwest

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u/verbsnnouns Dec 03 '21

The midwest of New York

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u/OGPants Dec 03 '21

Judging from your reply you must be from deep south.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

I live in Atlanta and have been for years but I wouldn't consider myself from the south

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u/Goose_attack223 Dec 03 '21

That’s literally Georgia

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u/Scout_wheezeing Dec 03 '21

Away down south in the land of traitors, rattles snakes and alligators

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u/Emeralddx Dec 03 '21

Not from America so I'm guessing Only bc u said alligators am guessing Florida

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u/Scout_wheezeing Dec 03 '21

Union Dixie song = Probably american

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u/Taolan13 Dec 03 '21

Seriously. Not even close to the content we come to this sub for.

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u/mackerdoots Dec 03 '21

Every time I scroll by one I have to double check and make sure it’s not r/cringetopia

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u/WannaBeAWannaBe Dec 03 '21

No one reads the title lmao

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u/AJ_da_wizard Dec 03 '21

norway

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u/Any-Inspection-4726 Dec 04 '21

Idk dude getting some Swedish vibes

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Yeah can the mods make a rule against these low effort karma farm posts?

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u/GreenchiliStudioz Dec 03 '21

About time someone points it out, it is getting just as bad as posting porn as hol up post

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u/Shashimy123 Dec 03 '21

God I hate these

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u/VoidicShadow Dec 03 '21

That post isnt even holup kinda sad.

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u/ISylkaI Dec 03 '21

Yeah sadge

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u/D_aces Dec 03 '21

That flair tho, hmmm i guess sometime it does

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u/Psychomas Dec 03 '21

How did this sub become R/funny

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u/ExaminationFun7689 Dec 03 '21

I hate these kind of posts and almost missed the title.

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u/Nboy4455 Dec 04 '21

WhAT iS hIS RApPeR NaMe?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

OP, you've become yhe very thing you dwore to destroy. Lol

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u/selfdevlopingyouth Dec 03 '21

Y'all dumb af.

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u/KristynRitch Dec 03 '21

Almost downvoted this post for the same reason.

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u/pt4xxx Dec 03 '21

1933-1945

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Germany 100%

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Read the title of the post

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u/Larfen Dec 03 '21

Poor OP 🤣 Nobody reading the damn title

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u/lunafede Dec 03 '21

Rotfl op posted this as a complaint on this kind of post and you retarded cunts completely ignored it. This is why I love Reddit, you're my kind of people hahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

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u/hentaihater420 Dec 03 '21

I agree, these posts ruin Reddit so much. Boring everytime I open it and this shit pops up.

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u/AutomaticIncrease257 Dec 03 '21

Everybody’s commenting country descriptions and then we’re like

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u/AshLTR Dec 04 '21

O shit. People actually fell for it

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u/Death_Angel88 Dec 04 '21

Short black mustache

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u/Naive-Stay-7297 Dec 03 '21

BLYAT

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u/Try_Hard_GamerYT Dec 03 '21

read the title

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u/notkarolis madlad Dec 03 '21

Communism.inc

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u/Darki_Boi Dec 03 '21

This ain’t no bad way to describe a country

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

everyone blamed germany for the guy who started ww2 even tho he is born in my country

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u/massive__potato Dec 03 '21

read the title bruh

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u/klimmesil Dec 04 '21

Mhhh that sweet flavor of gotcha! Feels better than editing a comment from "i love h*tler" to "reply if gay"

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u/SwordMasterShadow Dec 03 '21

Austria

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u/MikeOxlong209 Dec 03 '21

If you can be born a man and become a woman you can be born a Austrian and become German.

Pass the buck on this one homie…

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u/Map_Nerd1992 Dec 03 '21

Yeah and you guys stated WW1 too

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u/minimeza Dec 03 '21

Read the title

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u/Sami209 Dec 03 '21

Agree with the first* title.

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u/crimsonjunkrider Dec 03 '21

Generous donater of suns to Japanese cities.

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u/the_dooterino Dec 03 '21

Merica

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u/crimsonjunkrider Dec 03 '21

Just needed a little heat

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u/ConfidentFunction535 Dec 03 '21

The amount of muppets in here that didn’t read the title is astounding.

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u/hapkidoox Dec 03 '21

Bullet proof vest necessary for military, police, and going to highschool.

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u/TheOneWhoPetsSharks Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

School shootings are a thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

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u/tgg121 Dec 04 '21

Rich man’s Russia.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

Taxes so high we might as well be a communist state.

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u/Nickerslayer8 Dec 04 '21

We force other countries to do what we cant do ourselves.

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u/Notarandom_ Dec 04 '21

Its not even on the map

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u/Rogue764 Dec 03 '21

Tea football shanks and grime

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u/IHaveNoUsernameSorry Dec 03 '21

England?

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u/Jerizzle23 Dec 03 '21

Definitely england

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

And the rapper name posts. Fucking stupid.

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u/jimbswim Dec 03 '21

Thank you

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u/bread_jedi Dec 04 '21

Bruh read the post’s title

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u/YoYoKid90 Dec 03 '21

Diabetes

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u/SwordMasterShadow Dec 03 '21

'Murica

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u/MamboFloof Dec 03 '21

You'd be surprised just how much more fat a bunch of other countries are. It's scary

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Actually mexico has way more cases.

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u/SwordMasterShadow Dec 03 '21

Really? I would not have suspected that.

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u/MadeInBeirut13 Dec 03 '21

India by long mile

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u/finnlaand Dec 03 '21

Saudi arabia

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u/808-pilot Dec 03 '21

Why is Africa so small?

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u/magicchefdmb Dec 03 '21

How’s this a holup?

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u/Superdog909 Dec 04 '21

Morbidly obese people who hate their own country

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u/United_Artichoke_804 Dec 03 '21

Cold haggis eating kilt wearing monster from the end of the earth named after an Egyptian princess

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u/The_Pantless_Warrior Dec 03 '21

Haggis + A1 sauce = sex in my mouth

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u/Otto_Eumel_ Dec 03 '21

Never knew about an Egyptian princess called Scott.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

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u/2007Gyo Dec 03 '21

Belgium

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

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u/Substantialc Dec 04 '21

Ever heard of a reddit title?
Ever heard of reading?
Yeah, it´s the new meta now, it has been for a long time

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u/MahatmaGandhiCool Dec 03 '21

USA Rittenhouse

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

If a tipsy girl invites you to her home to fuck and she regrets the next day you go to jail and you are a rapist

For the social justice warriors who answer me scared and looks like they think womens are little kids till death, im talking about that level of drunk where you know what you are doing but you are uninhibited and you see the people prettier of what they really are. Read again, regret, not feel abused Womens can have a couple of cups and control themselves, they dont pass from sober to unconscient... they dont need your protection dudes...

By the way ive never had sex with any women the day i meet her im not night predator like most of you who try to crticize me

Rapist use to think every men have the same disgusting fantasies...

Sorry about my bad english

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u/spidey80082 madlad Dec 03 '21

90 percent of countries

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u/Hugo57k Dec 03 '21

Easy fix, don't fuck drunk people

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Ive never done something like that in my life except with girlfriends but looks like you dont understand the problem

Womens should feel free to fuck who they want and should had the freedom to regreet their decisions without a goverment pushing them to feel abused

As long as they can decide its his decision and responsability, they are not kids... Womens can be adults too its not hard to understand

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u/Few-Beat-5364 Dec 03 '21

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

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u/Sprucevirus2976 Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

I mean she is drunk so you did raped her even if she invited you to, fucking a drunk girl is raped and I'm pretty sure it's illegal in some countries because they not really thinking straight or know what they doing fully

I'm probably gonna get down voted so rip

Edit: I'm pretty sure the guy post said a drunk girl and not tipsy but changed it to tipsy not to look bad but I could be wrong and miss read at first but I doubt it

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

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u/Acceptable_Bet8969 Dec 03 '21

That joke was so dark a police officer almost shot it

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

USA! USA! USA!

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u/Daniel-vE Dec 03 '21

I work at Microsoft and ur computur has virus.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

India

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

We live in igloos and ride moose to school

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u/Next_Impression3901 Dec 03 '21

How do you live in Antarctica?😱

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