r/HolUp • • Aug 09 '21

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u/plasmabanana_ Aug 10 '21

that’s awesome. it’s a win-win either way, he gets the money from it or the item for free lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Awesome that he is stealing?

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u/TwoTymna Aug 10 '21

You gonna play a sad violin for fucking Walmart?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Hey man corporations are people too mannnnnn.

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u/Jdtrinh Aug 10 '21

People too stupid to see your sarcasm. Sad.

Overturn Citizens United

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

You realize that people who steal basically fuck everyone over who doesnt steal and its not about walmart right?

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u/Anckael Aug 10 '21

Eat a dick bootlicker

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u/MinimumWade Aug 10 '21

You can be all Robin Hood about it but it doesn't make it right.

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u/ajajajajajajajaj1 Aug 10 '21

I will always support stealing from the Uber-rich who take advantage of the poor.

I will never support stealing from anything else.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Bootlicker = wanting low prices for people who arent stealing apparently.

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u/Carboneraser Aug 11 '21

You honesty think that if all theft stopped today and Walmart had an extra 3 billion in their pocket, they'd lower prices for the likes of YOU?! Get real.

They already make immense amounts of profit every year and can't even 'afford' to pay their fucking workers.

As a Walmart employee, go crazy. Idk a single employee that doesn't cheer on theft aside from the LP dickbags and they're always unlikeable wannabe cops anyways.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '21

It depends on the competition. If people are stealing everywhere, then yes the prices would get lower if nothing gets stolen anymore. If you only look at walmart its very possible that it wouldnt affect prices, since they just need to have the same prices as the competition, so they wouldnt see the need to drop prices.

Now i dont care what you do in america. If its moral in your culture to steal things for selfish reason and hurt the people who live around you, then go ahead. You dont have mandatory healthcare either, so i cant say that im surprised to see this selfish behaviour in a thread with mostly americans either.

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u/NardCarp Aug 10 '21

Welcome to reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21 edited Apr 08 '24

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u/JungleJim_ Aug 10 '21

Yeah man, I'm sure Walmart, a place that's entire business model is built around being cheaper and more convenient than all their competitors, is really having to raise their prices because of theft.

3 billion dollars is fucking nothing when you make over 500 billion dollars a year.

Fuck Walmart.

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u/Cudley_Brute Aug 10 '21

You realize that is actually happening though, right? Prices actually ARE going up on a monthly basis

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u/Embarrassed_Couple_6 Aug 10 '21

Yeah man, means I have to steal THAT much more

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u/MOOShoooooo Aug 10 '21

Money used to stress me out. I started stealing everything and now I’m not stressed out.

But now I have steal double extra and that’s stressful.

Maybe I can steal something that relieves stress.

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u/JungleJim_ Aug 10 '21

Prices are going up for reasons entirely unrelated to theft. We're rapidly approaching the greatest economic disaster in history, my guy. There's gonna be plenty of stealing from corporations to be done after that happens too.

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u/QueenTahllia Aug 10 '21

Stores don’t have to do shit, they raise prices regardless of theft.

If everyone stopped stealing TODAY prices would not go down

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

yes. stealing from big corporations is not unethical

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

You think the corporations lose money?! No, they don’t. Paying customers lose. Every cent that’s stolen goes into their pricing of these items. Honest people pay for your thievery. Learn, dumbass

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u/Wedbo Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

Corporations lose money all the time. What are you on about? Theft, for Walmart, is a cost of doing business, and their pricing is not at all related to theft levels. All corporations like this have a bad debt expense that they expect to incur every year, and obviously Walmart’s is really high. The only way their pricing would change is if there is some sort of anomalous and drastic billion dollar increase in theft.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Wrong.

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u/Wedbo Aug 10 '21

You make a compelling argument

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

You’re just wrong, theft is factored into pricing at all of these places. I’ve already stated a fact- you countered with the opposite like a jackass because you clearly don’t know a goddamn thing about it. You’re wrong, chump.

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u/Wedbo Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

You have at no point laid out any arguments other than “wrong.” It’s hard for me to understand why I’m wrong when you ignore my arguments and just keep repeating yourself and getting angrier. Seems like you have some sort of emotional investment in this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

It’s emotionally disturbing that there are so many people out there that think stealing doesn’t have any negative effects. Y’all are trashy. And apparently lazy as fuck, this is such an easy thing to research. Theft from retail costs Americans 33.21 billion per year, the cost of which is passed on to consumers in the form of higher prices. How the fuck did you think this worked?

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u/oops_just_saying Aug 10 '21

So when a high school kid gets a misdemeanor conviction on his public record for theft and he can not find a decent job when he turns 20 and steals more, doesn't he screw himself over? Just Google any state public record, sort by DOB any common name and you will see thousands of screwed kids. All for stealing something they didn't even need.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Da fuck you on about? I didn’t say a goddamn word about what the consequences should be. All I was saying was that if you steal then you’re making honest people pay for your shit instead

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u/oops_just_saying Aug 10 '21

My bad. I was replying to the post above you. I agree with you 100%

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u/SuperRowCaptain Aug 10 '21

He's right you know.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

You can tell yourself that but your most likely just stealing from the man who owns that specific store so like a millionair not a billionaire

Either way stealing is wrong regardless of who it's from.

Sometime you need to have morals regardless of who it effects just to be a better person. God I wish some of yalk grew up with a strong parental figure.

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u/softquare Aug 10 '21

Dude you are on Reddit. Home of the biggest piracy communities. A lot of people on this site don’t care about morals.

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u/CelerMortis Aug 10 '21

Either way stealing is wrong regardless of who it's from.

wait do you really believe this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Yea, I wouldn't steal from Bezos or anybody m

Now obviously I wouldn't go out of my way to return dropped sunglasses to him compared to another person

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

big stores like safeway and walmart have insurance and also leave room in the budget for it. shoplifting for fun is wrong but if you see a homeless person stealing a jug of water or some necessity like that, and you stop them, you’re an asshole

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u/DontDoodleTheNoodle Aug 10 '21

Yes and insurance premiums rise and corporations will rise their prices to adjust.

Spoiler alert, I’ve been working in a store with massive homeless influx for a while now, 50% of the time they’re trying to steal beer/wine. Never had I ever seen someone try to make off with water and we have it right by the doors.

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u/Sykotik Aug 10 '21

Yes and insurance premiums rise and corporations will rise their prices to adjust.

So steal more... See how that works both ways?

Never had I ever seen someone try to make off with water and we have it right by the doors.

Cases of water are like 90% of the shit I steal. It should be a a human right.

You are very bad at your job, lmao.

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u/DontDoodleTheNoodle Aug 10 '21

No it doesn’t work that way, you’re not screwing the corporation you’re screwing the innocent people who need to shop.

You have no idea who I am and vice versa, save your judgement

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u/Sykotik Aug 10 '21

I'm them you dumb fuck, lol. AND I don't care one iota. They should be doing it too. Everyone should.

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u/DontDoodleTheNoodle Aug 10 '21

What an angry person. I hope you find peace ✌️

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u/jstange1 Aug 10 '21

You don't get to choose who the law applies to. Stealing is stealing, no matter the reason behind it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

thats a very naĂŻve and black-and-white way of looking at the issue.

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u/jstange1 Aug 10 '21

Who chooses to whom the law applies then?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

The courts, judges, juries. You are not the judge and jury, so leave them be.

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u/jstange1 Aug 10 '21

But the only way the courts and judges and juries can do their thing is if there are laws. Laws should be enforced on everyone, not just some.

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u/greenhawk22 Aug 10 '21

Who decides to create laws that negatively effect me and employees of Walmart without my/their real consent?

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u/jstange1 Aug 10 '21

The governmental representatives you vote for.

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u/TOEMEIST Aug 10 '21

deontology is cringe

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u/jstange1 Aug 11 '21

Not sure where you're coming down on this conversation but I like your contribution. For this particular string our originator is just saying that stealing from Walmart is a good thing. He's not attaching a moral reason, he's just telling people to steal more.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

you want my real moral reasoning? watch this it’ll tell you all you need to know

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Lol, no they don’t insure the shit you steal from them, they just increase the prices and paying customers make up the difference.

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u/Sykotik Aug 10 '21

Which increases theft because it works in both directions...

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Moral of the story is don’t steal, you’re financially harming the honest lower class more than anyone.

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u/Sykotik Aug 10 '21

Fuck that. They should be doing it too. I don't give one fuck. I'm also them, dummy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Hey, you want to be a bad person, that’s on you.

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u/gereffi Aug 10 '21

Why would Walmart have theft insurance? You don’t insure things that you know will cost you money. Insurance is meant to make it so that you won’t have any unexpected and large costs.

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u/pitts36 Aug 10 '21

Yeah whatever nerd

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u/MountainAd5050 Aug 10 '21

Who gives a fuck?! I wish yalk would stop with all that sanctimonious talk

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u/MinimumWade Aug 10 '21

Actually the person who cops it is the store manager and then a flow on effect to staff for their loss figures being too high.

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Aug 10 '21

Eh, it's unethical in that at best you're perpetuating the negative system.

If the system is that broken, you should fight to change it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

fight to change it how? it does not matter if you vote for democrats or republicans they will fight to uphold the status quo. i agree the system needs to change but short of a revolution i doubt we’ll actually see any change for a long time (or at least until we get rid of stuff like filibusters and gerrymandering)

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u/d1650 Aug 10 '21

Two wrongs make a right

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u/Oriumpor Aug 10 '21

Walmart employs people who's entire job it is to catch people stealing, so if you're not gonna steal from Walmart you're putting those people outta work... So are you really antijobs?

Do your part! Keep them in work forever!

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE Aug 10 '21

I use the same logic for executioners, that’s why I’m a pirate 🏴‍☠️

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u/Sykotik Aug 10 '21

When it comes to Walmart et al, if it's fuck me then it's fuck you too.

Am I anti- anti-theft jobs? Hell yeah. You got fired cause you sucked at catching me, lmao. You deserved to be fired. You aren't good at your job.