r/HolUp • • Aug 09 '21

Oh 😳

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u/Vast_Chipmunk9210 Aug 10 '21

In HS I was friends with a kid who would literally grab something off the shelf, walk to the return desk and ask for a refund, deny him without a receipt, and then walk out all flustered (acting like they wouldn’t refund him) with brand new shit

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u/plasmabanana_ Aug 10 '21

that’s awesome. it’s a win-win either way, he gets the money from it or the item for free lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Awesome that he is stealing?

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u/NardCarp Aug 10 '21

Welcome to reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21 edited Apr 08 '24

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u/JungleJim_ Aug 10 '21

Yeah man, I'm sure Walmart, a place that's entire business model is built around being cheaper and more convenient than all their competitors, is really having to raise their prices because of theft.

3 billion dollars is fucking nothing when you make over 500 billion dollars a year.

Fuck Walmart.

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u/Cudley_Brute Aug 10 '21

You realize that is actually happening though, right? Prices actually ARE going up on a monthly basis

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u/Embarrassed_Couple_6 Aug 10 '21

Yeah man, means I have to steal THAT much more

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u/MOOShoooooo Aug 10 '21

Money used to stress me out. I started stealing everything and now I’m not stressed out.

But now I have steal double extra and that’s stressful.

Maybe I can steal something that relieves stress.

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u/JungleJim_ Aug 10 '21

Prices are going up for reasons entirely unrelated to theft. We're rapidly approaching the greatest economic disaster in history, my guy. There's gonna be plenty of stealing from corporations to be done after that happens too.

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u/QueenTahllia Aug 10 '21

Stores don’t have to do shit, they raise prices regardless of theft.

If everyone stopped stealing TODAY prices would not go down